11.03.08 MORE CREEPY LITTLE KIDS

The should make a movie about shower babies crawling out of the drain. That would be the creepiest ever.

I said “The” and not “They” because I’m constipated.

I’m having lots of trouble with vowel movements.

Whatever happened to that little kid from Kindergarten Cop that said, “Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina!”?

And people call me crazy for killing kids…

I made a short film called The Unborn, that’s three minutes of sharp poking, followed by a vacuum sound and then a flush.

Fek, that’s Shia LeBouf.

I made a film called The Uniborn, about how abortions made unicorns go extinct.

Trekkie connection time! Fucking little bugger (penis kid) was in Pet Cemetery with our own Tasha Yar! BONG!!!!!!!

Just say no to child actors

This is where I’d make a Michael Jackson- McCauly Culkin crack, but I’m sure its been done

His mustache is like a harelip toupée.

You cant say no to child actors, they are too sexy

This movie doesn’t look too bad honestly. i can see myself staring at the lead actress’ tits if the movie does indeed suck, plus it has Gary Oldman which means it might not suck, and it’s produced by Michael Bay! so i will at least have tits to look at, right?

Oh, uh, Mr. Diamond prefers to be called “Dustin Diamond”, Lince. Screech was just one of the many roles he played on screen and television. Now make with the chocolate milk and restaurant voucher to Chi-Chis.

Yellow-band trailer doesn’t mean for age-appropriate audiences, it means it’s a remake of a movie previously done in Asia