News out of Hollywood is pretty slow today. On the other hand, Marky Mark peeing on a wall news is just beginning to heat up. Look at that, you can see the stream and everything. Caption of the picture on the left – all together now – “Say hi to ya motha fer me, alright?”
MORE LIKE MARK WALL-BERG, AM I RIGHT???? *slams head in car door*
In related news, I’m hoping I get a lot of mileage out of this “celebrities pissing” tag from here on out. Fingers crossed for Anne Hathaway.
[via PopSugar, obvi]
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Your’re peeing, whats that all about?
His douche bag is leaking…oh no, wait, that’s just him.
Someone can’t see their dick.
Anne Hathaway? Bullshit… all I found clicking that tag was this guy and R Kelly.
Is this even fucking real?
Mr. Wahlberg, pee down this wall!
If he yelled “I’m a star” it would be……
perfect
His raging case of the clap is so bad it’s stained his favorite piss wall green.
Also, if he told the wall to feel the vibration, it would be……
awesome
He’s actually peeing against a curb and that’s a Power Wheels Explorer in the background.
You see, because he’s short.
Hey Vince! Would you mind if I get down with that car door for a while? The corner thing doesn’t seem to be working.
Not pictured, after pissing on the wall, Wahlberg always liked to cuddle.
Trouble errupted when police discovered that the wall was only 16 years old.
Picture on the left “Mr. Wahlberg! Can you show us via some type of interpretive motion how your career has gone since Boogie Nights?”
My old man would kick my ass if I ever pissed that close to my shoes.
Sorry guys, I wasn’t really paying attention when ya’lls was talking earlier, but did I hear something about Erswi having a baby, or babies? God I hope not, but if he did, congratulations dipshit. I told you not to have any of those.
He could have tried to find a bush and be a tad discrete, but this was all a set up to boost his street cred.
There’s an elementary school on the other side of that fence.
Tagging. You’re doing it wrong.
OK, what’s with the cartoon robber’s money bag on the wall? And why can’t I think of something funny to say about it?
True story: I started reading this post and one of my co-workers yelled from her office, “oh my god, that guy is peeing!!” And I thought I had gotten caught on FD at work. Turns out, some guy was pulling a “Wahlberg” in our office parking lot.
Banner Pic: Marky Mark reenacting what he did to the Funky Bunch.
Nom, his wife had twins. The pictures are on FB.
“Do you have a problem with going, or going often? It could be do to a problem called CBI, cronic bladder inflation, also known as the beer piss. Ask your doctor if Pisawal is right for you.”
Something tells me he didnt’ wash his hands afterward. Filthy animal…
Banner Pic: Marky Mark’s audition for Pour Brothers.
What it is is, he had just finished having unprotected sex with a 52 year old tranny crack head named Shedunka in that SUV and had heard that if you piss right after you can’t get the AIDS.
Banner pic left: “So, you gonna stick this up my ass or no?”
You think this is bad MIZ, you should have seen what he did for Shooter.
Banner Pic: The Happeening
“Awww fuck yeah, Perfect Storm all over your wall, bitch. What do you think about that Clooney? Make fun of my beard again old man? Come out here and scrub your wall you geezer. Yeah, it wasn’t a prosthetic”
To: VaLince
From: Diremutt
Re: Celeb streams
I know there’s some out there of Pink and Winehouse. But can’t look for links on the work machine.
Unless you wanted relevant/attractive celebs.
Not Pictured: The entire cast of Entourage standing behind him making waterfall noises so he can go.
Seriously, does he have that fucking much money that he can just splatter piss all over his shoes or did I miss the picture where some fuckstick wannabe actor comes running up and licks his shoes clean?
New up, geezers.