28 new pictures from Steven Soderbergh’s Che that I didn’t feel like saving and resizing. As you can see, not only can Benicio Del Toro squint and smoke cigarettes, he can also squint and smoke pipes (sort of). So versatile! [RopeofSilicon]
11 Nude Scenes We Didn’t Need to See. Why do I feel like this entire list could’ve been Harvey Keitel? [ScreenJunkies]
America Ferrara to star and exec produce American Tragic. I’ve liked America Ferrara ever since she shot dagger eyes at Blake Lively, but is it so much to ask for her to change her middle name to “F-ck Yeah!”? [Variety]
40 Awesome Versions of Jesus. The Easter Bunny one is just wrong. [HolyTaco]
The 14 animated films that have been submitted for Oscar consideration in the Best Animated Film category. Ha, that’s cute, other movies besides Wall E think they have a chance. Fly Me to the Moon, are you f-ing kidding me? [ComingSoon]
Star Trek trailer coming Monday. Yup, it’s come to this, a countdown to the trailer. Oh boy, I can’t wait to wait for this some more! [Official Site]
New Terminator Salvation concept art. Ooh, a “hydrobot“. Watch out, Ripley! The Sentinels are after you! Oh crap, I’m mixing movies again. Silly me, I don’t know how I ever could’ve made that mistake. [Filmonic / Io9]
The gun barrel sequence from Quantum of Solace. I know, I know, it’s a poor substitute for the naked lady silhouette scene. [after the jump]
Those movies you keep ignoring on Netflix fight back. [College Humor]
Barack Obama ends racism forever, so Klan takes up birdwatching. Cute video, but I’m pretty they’re actually producers on Maury now. [Atom]
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Jabba the Hutt better be on the nude scenes DO NOT WANT list!
Fuck this shit
I think American Tragic is her brother
Cute video, but I’m pretty they’re actually producers on Maury now.
uMMMMM……PREfICKSED!!
Huh? I’m not familiar with that slang.
Durst by Creator?
Is smoking a pipe upside down the same thing as drunkenly putting a cigarette in your mouth backwards?
Maybe he’s trying to use that pipe as a periscope like Popeye does.
At this rate, there are only going to be about 400 stills left for the Guevara flicks by the time they hit mass release in the states.
I’d like to meet some of the women who think Del Toro looks like a Latin Brad Pitt. To them, I’d look like a Bohemian Hugh Jackman.
Laugh at Benicio all you want, but that’s an amazingly efficient way to eat soup.
I’d like to meet some of the women who think Del Toro looks like a Latin Brad Pitt. To them, I’d look like a fat queer douchenozzle.
I can’t believe they overlooked THIS Jesus!
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Um, sorry, I’m no cutesy-haha-piss-my-pants-funny video maker, but if you make something about the Klan being birdwatchers and you don’t have someone wearing their hood like a giant beak, I’m pretty sure you need to put down your camera. Also works for Jew-watching.
Also works for Adrien Brody documentaries
Might as well get the ball rolling on the Bond backlash – Here at least. The first User Comment guy more or less nails what’s wrong with it on the imdb page. I saw it last week and it’s a disappointment, and a brief one at that.
JHC – yes, I think there’s something crazy sexy about Del Toro. There, now you’ve met one.
I agree Al. But, I cant tell you exactly why.
I know I’m the only one here watching Sarah Connor Chronicles, but there was a pretty funny scene a few weeks ago where one of the Terminators tried to swim after John Connor and just sank. Because advanced buoyancy technologies apparently weren’t built into the first 8 models of Terminator. So I guess if there’s now motorcyle-bots and aqua-bots and pleasure-bots, John Connor should be like, 80, right? You did say he was being played by Wilford Brimley this time around, yes?
It would have been funny if Arnold had picked the right Sarah first in the old movie, then had to get a 9-5 job as an undercover cop working at a kindergarten! ROFLKOTAL!
diabeetus, beetus, beetus, beetus, beetus, beetus, beetus, beetus…….
WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY QUANTUM OF SOLACE SPOILERS, COMMENTS, INNUENDOS, ETC. ON THIS WEB SITE UNTIL IT HAS BEEN RELEASED IN AMERICA, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?
I know that I am going to get shit for this, but there is something very appealing in Benicio to me. I have always found him attractive.
I’d fuck him. Seriously though, it’s not hard to figure out, squinty dudes are always poon farmers.