LIAM NEESON WILL F’ING KILL YOU
11.26.08
The new poster for Taken (click on thumbnail below for full size) has been released. Like the trailer, it seems to focus on the “Liam Neeson is pissed” angle. “I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT IF YOU DON’T LET MY DAUGHTER GO I WILL FIND YOU I WILL KILL YOU,” it reads. Note the all caps and lack of punctuation. It could be a clue. Maybe Liam Neeson’s going to get his daughter back by sending the kidnappers some really nasty MySpace messages. And by Liam Neeson, I mean of course neEZyP1MP~BiGEiRE^QuiG0n*$$Thow’DuPnummaWun.
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If The Mighty Feklahr understands your summary correctly, John Cena is playing an old Irish guy?
Lightsabers aren’t as clumsy or random as a pistol.
Liam Neeson’s MySpace name is actually Liam1952.
Dick.
So we were finally able to take our daughter home last night. Now we have not one, but TWO newborns in the house. Damn
I’mmy wife is tired.Meanwhile, the IRA is starting its viral campaign. It’s kind of like posting videos on Youtube, except it’s posting landmines in people’s mailboxes.
I wouldn’t mind being killed by Liam Neeson… when he explains why it would be almost as pleasant as listening to Morgan Freeman
Trying to read Myspace names gives me gout.
*grabs bag of hard candy, heads for corner*
That’s good news Erswi! Not the tired thing, but being able to bring baby girl home.
Nothing says “Rated PG-13″ quite like threats of murder.
Oh yeah, congrats Erswi!
*tosses the ADHD kid in the corner two Red Bulls*
heh heh heh…
What is it about casting an old Irish guy that’s supposed to make us forget this is basically the plot of a John Cena movie?
That’s easy. It’s like the difference between putting the fock’n Transporter behind the wheel of your car and letting Shia LeBeouf drive. In the end, only one of them is going to come out of it with his dignity (and all of his fingers) intact.
Thanks guys. Yeah we were pretty excited about it. Of course, after they fucked up her sleep study not once (Friday night) but twice (Sunday night as well) I pretty much told her nurse that she was leaving Tuesday regardless of the test. Which she passed so no apnea, just a bit of acid reflux.
GEAUX ERSWI!
Thank you Fek for being the first mofo on this site to spell GEAUX correctly!
would that be Meauxfeaux Erswi?
You should get her an acid reflux capacitor.
*hangs head in shame*
Well just how the fuck would someone spell “gi-ox”, anyway?
Valince, you should probably be hanging out in J’s corner after that… or making friends with Jack!. Your call
what the hell, this movie isnt out in the states yet? we got it in aus months ago.. it was fucking rad. liam is indeed a badass.
I just watched this last night. Neeson is pretty bad ass in this, Jason Bourne with a receding hairline.
Seriously? Don’t you remember on your “top 10 of 2008″ thread that I said Taken was one of the most decent movies of 2008? I watched this like 6 months ago. I was surprised that Liam Neeson pulled it off. Good flick.
I liked it better when it was called Michael Collins: “I don’t care if yer the Queen of England. If you don’t let my country go I will drink my face off, start a fight with my brother, and effing kill ya.”