If you’ll remember, The Reader was the movie that caused the big fight between Les Grossman look-alikes Harvey Weinstein and Scott Rudin – a Jewhaha, if you will. The movie will be out January 9th (not in time for awards season like Harvey wanted) and the trailer just hit today.
It stars Ralph Fiennes as a German who discovers the older woman (Kate Winslet) who touched his ding dong when he was younger is on trial for being a member of the SS. She liked it when he read to her – from “The Odyssey”, “Huck Finn”, and “The Lady with the Little Dog” – hence the title. It was adapted from the book by Bernhard Schlink. Meanwhile, The Lady with the Little Dog was adapted into a critically acclaimed film starring Linda Lovelace.
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Nazi woman on boy paedophilia??? Where does He sign up?!
He means, look at that pic! Her hand moves so fast it fucking BLURS! She can jerk you off in 3 NANOSECONDS.
I didn’t know she was from Illinois.
I feel your pain Ralph. I’m still mentally tortured by the older woman who touched my Ho Ho. That fat bitch.
Stoney-He <3′s u
If I had a dollar for every time I porked a Nazi babysitter, well let’s just say I could afford to get rid of the you-know-who’s.
banner pic
SSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
CHO!-cho-cho!
CHO!-cho-cho!
(If anyone gets that other than my brother and I, I will be waporized!)
Nazi Kate Winslet glues the scalps of the jews she kills on her mons pubis.
Monday and we get Naked Cyber Clubs…I know I am late to the gang rape, but what gives?!?
All I got when I did a google image search for Linda Lovelace Dogarama was a picture of God fucking a goat.
Was anything off limits for Hitler?
So what if he banged someone who later did bad things.
Oh, wait, did his dick send her over the edge? maybe so
Does anyone want Him to explain the “SSSUUUIII CHO CHO CHO” thing?
Yes please
I assumed you were calling Margaret Cho a pig, Fek.
Pauly-The Mighty Feklahr just stole your Ol Dirty Harelip joke and used it over there. Please forgive Him.
New up, creeps!
OK, to make a long story short (and I will try to post a vid later if I can find it), in the Anime series “Fist of the North Star”, there are several exceptional fighters that use really awesome and outlandish martial arts techniques.
One of these fighters is Rei, and he uses the art of Nanto Suichoken. His hands move lightning fast is slashing motions, and he can rip through stone with the “cuts”.
Now, it gets really fucking obscure, because only in one episode, and only in the subtitled version (not the dubbed), when Rei is going to fire up his “chi energy” to slash up a huge group of motherfuckers, he starts making hand motions and screams out:
“SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!” (pronounced “swee”, as he lifts his arms)
“CHO!” (echo) “cho-cho” (once for each hand going into position)
Then he basically flies through a group of like 20 guys just demolishing them in seconds. The great thing about old Fist of the North Star cartoons is that they would often do like a slow-mo replay so you can watch the graphic violence in all of it’s glory.
Simply put, old Fist of the North Star (1980′s) is the only worthwhile anime series, and everything else is shit.
I now have a new masturbation technique. thanks Fek!
Kurg, don’t forget to yell out the specific move you pull:
PENIS WHACKING, NAD SLAPPING, DOLPHIN FLOGGING OF LINGERING REGRET!
(again, funny to me and like 3 other people alive)
His mustache is like a harelip toupée.
I had to read this book in college. It sucked. Hopefully, the movie will have some really graphic sex scenes.