INTERNATIONAL TRAILER FOR BEN BUTTON
11.24.08
After the jump I’ve got the international trailer for David Fincher’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a film which takes the whole “two ships passing in the night” concept to its logical conclusion. If you’ll notice, the writing on the Brad Pitt side of the poster is backwards, you know, because his character ages in reverse. It’s sort of subtle and clever. But answer me this, would it not have been even more subtle and clever if it had showed them 69ing? Provocative yet tasteful, I think.
Ha, see what I did there!
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Hee Hee Hee. I have HIJACKED Feklahr’s account. HA HA HA. Klingon urble burble urble. Scrobear Dill, call me Scrobear DILL, tee hee hee.
I am astonISHED at the DICHOTOMY presented by HAVing an actress playing an UNDYING elf now FACED with an antiAGING man. What the BURBLE are these HOLLYwood FUCKS thinking?
Holy hell. Do Blanchett and Pitt have the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers? That’s just fucking creepy.
Thundercats references?
I’d rather see these two gorge themselves on a Panda Express dinner and then take the whole “passing two shits in the night” concept to it’s logical conclusion.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button = Vice Versa Reversa
J – I thought the exact same thing. Except Brad’s got fuller, more feminine lips.
More like Butt Bendon right? Right?
It looks like the same person shot these posters (SFW)
http://rachelhulin.com/blog/2008/10/late-night-whoa-moment-julian-wolkenstein.html
Michelle, I dont want to see any more pictures of Sarah Jessica, okay? Jeez, you should warn a girl
God help me, I swear there are times that I think I’d leave my wife to be with Michelle.
Too. Fucking. Funny.
I love you too Baby Jeebus!
Scrobear Dill will HAVE HIS revenge on the ACCursed Thunder-burbles! I will USE this Klingon (urble hee hee HEE) monstrosity of a SHIP to destROY them ONCE AND for all!
PEW PEW PEW!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! You sadistic BURBle…ugh…
*The Mighty Feklahr quickly regains control of His ship*
GUy’cha! It is a good thing Ker’SPlatt kept that collection of authentic Han Solo Blasters in his bunker! Who in the fuck buys Slave Leia outfits in “6X”, though? Dor sho gha!
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Oh, look! One of the cuddly little wholesome burbles is still alive and moving…BAM!
Well, that takes care of THAT! QAPLAH!
Fek…ummmm does someone need a hug? Or a Tums?
elle0-Dor sho gha! Rick James???
Hmm…the Rick James was in response to your pic you posted.
This is in response to hug/Tums: “Bah! All in a days work of a Starship Captain!”
C’mon that totally looks like the missing third poster for Ben Buttons and the Curiously Hung Horse.
So Fek wins CoTW then goes off his meds and batshit crazy?
Awesome.
*sits back and watches with a tub off popcorn equipped with dick-hole cut out*
Brad is totally eye-makin’ love to me…..
sounds like a Curious Case of Benjamin ButterHole
I had to hold the monitor up to a mirror to figure out what the hell Pitt’s poster said. Now all I have to do is decode YAD SAMTSIRHC
So I watched Indy 4 this weekend. It was even shittier than I expected. In closing, fuck Cate Blanchett for uglying up Indy 4. Even though Karen Allen’s store bought boobies put up a valiant fight, they weren’t showcased enough to cancel Cate’s flat assed/chested-ness.
There are times when i think Cate Blanchett is truly beautiful and there are times when i think, er, maybe not.
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/cate_blanchett_has_seen_better.php
Say, why are some people putting spaces in the links they post? Is it a phantom filter thing?
Good Christ, Charlie! Thanks for killing that chubby I was starting to get from thinking about Karen Allen’s tits.
When you start to get free promotional Star Trek stuff, I think I deserve it just because Fek seems capable of totally losing his shit.
haha, my fucking pleasure.
Hey popcorn! Can I have… {quickly recoils}
…waitafuckinminutedude, you get away with that shit once, once.
http://www.400monkeys.com/God
HEY!!! It posted without spaces?!
uprox(xx)?!
http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/23/engrish-he-child-abuse-and-torture/#comments
^ One of my favorite shows. Dexter, now one of us. ONE OF US!
Weeee this is fun!
I’d never think that someone with progeria would look as suave as Brad (arm)Pitt if they ironed out all the wrinkles.
Will there be a scene in this when Benj Button regresses to pre-adolescence and breaks down when he realizes he can no longer masturbate?
iN cHINA, THIS IS KNOWN AS “uP THE dOWN eSCALATOR bUTTON”. aLSO, UPPER CASE IS LOWER CASE IN cHINA, APPARENTLY.
I can’t figure out which is worse for Benji Button: being hated for being a really smart kid, or being hated for being a really dumb old guy.
“Ben’ butt’en?”
“Yep, right ’til I got corn in my urethra.”
I went with the 69 motif in the trailer for my porn remake:
The Bi-Curious Paste of Benjamin Butman.
It makes a perfect Christmas present for all the family!