I’M JUST NOT THAT INTO THIS
11.28.08Well folks, hope you had a good Thanksgiving. As for me, I’ve taken nearly five shits since dinner yesterday. And speaking of massive turds, here’s the trailer for He’s Just Not That Into You. Okay okay, maybe it won’t be that bad, I just have a hard time seeing past Drew Barrymore and her stupid speech impediment. On a related note, I think “Drew Burymore” would be a good name for someone in a goth band.
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It seems pretty simple to me. A woman should know that a guy isn’t that into her if he won’t have sex with her. Do we really need an entire film to validate that tenet?
Is this the Asian porno that Donk was talking about the other day?
So, how many of the single Drunkards out there are going to see this movie just to troll for a one night stand?
Why do they have to be single, Donk? Not that I would do that, I’m just curious.
And now, appearing on stage, Drew Burymore, Lucy Low, and Cameron Dies are your Charlie’s Fallen Angels!
J, Shhhh… I’m trying to give the married guys alibis.
The Mighty Feklahr cruised for a single night stand at the furniture store.
/channel Glen
For Klingons, it is easy to tell whether or not you will like a woman. If she can’t take a punch, what the fuck do you need her for?
Ooooh! That was good, Fek.
For Klingons, it is easy to tell whether or not you will like a woman. If her moustache is a “harelip toupee”, what the fuck do you need her for?
For Klingons, it is easy to tell whether or not you will like a woman. If she can’t take a Donkey punch, what the fuck do you need her for?
feksed!
New up if anyone’s still here. I think I may have broken the interwebs.
I feel like I’m owed boobs after watching that crap.
I wish this movie was called Rape Actually.
I’m convinced that Drew Barrymore is slowly turning into some sort of Medusa.