HEY, REMEMBER BOB’S BIG BOY?
11.24.08Two new animated trailers hit Friday afternoon, and I wouldn’t want you to miss out. Above, we have Astro Boy, from, Imagi animation studios and the director of Flushed Away, which is basically what would happen if Iron Man and Bob’s Big Boy had a butt baby.
After the jump, we have Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, starring our old friend Scrat, which combines ice age mammals with dinosaurs, as part of Fox’s ongoing attempt to totally F up your your child’s conception of history. The only real question here is what would make a better baby name: Scrat Palin or SoHo Scrat Wentz?




When they closed down the Big Boy in Iowa City, The Mighty Feklahr felt like He lost the only friend that ever REALLY understood Him…
Either Bob’s Big Boy has a severe case of Gynecomastia or his upper intestines are distended as fuck.
*curses Discover Health Channel*
Congrats, Fek. It’s about fuckin’ time, huh?
Astro Boy always makes me want to hug little weird looking boys, which is why i’m not allowed in the Armenian section of town anymore.
Around the rest stops I’m also known as Astro Boy.
The franchise lost me with Ice Age: The Presidency of Rutherford B. Hayes.
Note to self: stop by Uncle Bob’s house, shit on lawn.
So Astro Boy Astro glides?
This isn’t a porn?
Its nice to see this kind of corporate unity from Fox on its War on Science
J-In His mind, He wins COTW EVERY week. He rewards Himself with porn DVDs!
Cage is in this too? Damn, crazy pants be gettin’ work yo.
The Jetsons don’t let Astro Boy around their house anymore.
Fox’s next production will be Darwin: The drunken horsefucker (did we mention hes not American??)
I once saw some Asian fecal Fetish porn called Rice Age: The revenge of Scat
Damn Rock! How can I even hope to follow that?
The moral of “Ice Age”? Women will rip off your nuts and fly away.
Sadly, it is also the story of my life.
Is that starring Nic Cage, Rock? ‘Cus Michelle might lose her shit.
sorry erswi, i did make that kinda rough getting both the racism and the poop joke all in one.
Yes, you sir are a cunning linguist.
Big Up.
The Mighty Feklahr can’t quite seem to get the “Blade driving a silver Volvo” joke quite right…
What? Oh, fuck this topic!
Bob’s Big Boy to “restaurant” patron: “Hey, are you gonna finish that?”
Message to Japan: STOP LETTING AMERICA REMAKE YOUR CARTOONS, DUMBASSES!!