11.21.08 HEY HOMOS, YOU LIKE BOOZE?
Here on FilmDrunk, I never plug stuff for profit or agree to say nice things about movies in exchange for schwag or access. But one of my main principles is that principles go straight out the window when free booze is involved. Here’s the deal, just click on this link for a chance to win a bar full of free booze from Thrillist. Okay, maybe not a bar full, I mean, not enough to fill my bar; but certainly more than you can smuggle to the movies in a trenchcoat. They’re only doing this for FilmDrunk, so the odds won’t be like winning the lottery or touching a girl’s boob.
So what’s Thrillist? Glad you asked, dickweed!
Thrillist is a free daily email that sifts through the crap to find the best of what’s new in your city and on the web. Each day, you’ll get info on the best new bars, restaurants, events, gear, and services. Whatever it is, we promise it won’t suck.
As part of the promotion, I’m not allowed to win. But the rules didn’t say anything about not showing up at the winner’s house in a crotchless speedo yelling “Hey, fags, when’s the gangbang?”
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HEY HOMOS, YOU LIKE BOOZE?
Really? A bar full? With this group? Because that’s even possible.
Bottles and Cans, my two favorite things.
Don’tcha mean Bottles and Jugs-es?
{Gets back from Thrillist registration}
I didn’t know I could work the web that fast.
And by work the web, I mean clean up the jist I made in my undies when I read “free bar full of liquor.”
Did I win yet?
Fuck this full-post advertising. I’m going back to the drummer thread.
I already get enough spam email from my bank, credit card companies and Honda Financial. They all have the subject: We need your money right away, so I know it’s just a con job and delete them. Who’s the smart one now, fuckers?
Can’s, Swinging Mamm’s, Rack’s o’ Ham…it’s all good and all boobies.
If I don’t have a mobile phone, am I disqualified?
I take it this is only for residents of the good ol’ USA. Damn, i’d have loved some daily e-mithers, too.
Whoa - I wasn’t actually serious, but right now I’m getting white space where the top and side ads used to be. Did you really have to axe out the other ads to push Thrilllist??
I just gave them Donk’s, Robo. It’s okay. He’s cool with it.
I
JUST
CAME
When I win I want all Zima. Then it’s time for an all make Drunkard sleepover.
Hey Crap, my local watering hole has $20 PITCHERS OF 7 AND 7.
Yes, $20
I hope you don’t mind that completely fabricated all of the info they requested. They’re going to think I’m one psyched 94 year old if I win.
{jists in pants again}
Thanks yluaP, I just cleaned that up.
I say the next Drunk con is in AZ.
I’ll bring the Skittle and Jolly Ranchers, Ashley
If I win, I plan on drinking all the booze in one night.
I love O’douls
J, I don’t mind you giving my cell phone number for this contest, but if I get one more call from a tranny hooker in Lincoln asking for a car ride home from the dump, I’m coming up there.
If I win, I’m trading all my booze in for Donruss baseball cards.
That bottle of “69″ being black is fucked up. Everybody knows that blacks don’t go down on the sausage holster.
If I win, Donk’s avatar is going to have a purple face.
Did Al really go back to the other thread?
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