GREAT IDEA, BOSS!
11.18.08Here’s an idea that could only sound good to an idiot studio exec: another Nutty Professor sequel!
An open call is out to writers for their take on a potential third entry.
Although it has been eight years since the last “Nutty” came out, executives are interested in a new version that would follow “The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps.
The sequel to 1996′s “The Nutty Professor,” “Klumps” had a less corpulent boxoffice gross than its predecessor, earning $162 million worldwide vs. the $270 million of the first installment.
Murphy is not attached to a new “Nutty”; his involvement would be contingent on the writer, director and other elements. [THR]
So put down that semi-autobiographical first novel you’ve been working on, Hemingways, Nutty Professor 3 needs YOU. No matter that there’ve already been two Big Momma’s Houses (with a third in the works), a Norbit, countless Madea movies, and a not so subtle parody in Tropic Thunder called “The Fatties”, the first two Nutty Professors made money, and by the transitive property of retards, this one’s going to make money too, dammit.
The only way I’d be on board with this is they cast Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway and made a documentary about trying to film the movie.

This sounds like a challenge to Drunkards.
The main plot should involve diabetes.
If they had cast Janet Jackson in this last year, she wouyldn’t even have needed a fake fat suit to fit in.
Great, two Oprah posts in a row.
I hadn’t seen that trailer before. Now I want to grow a uterus and have Ben Stiller’s babies.
Although it has been eight years since the last “Nutty” came out
Yeah, that sounds about right for a hollywood producer.
My idea is to send Eddie Murphy to Jerry Lewis’ house and have him brutally beat him while in character as the Klumps.
Why not just use the cast from House of Payne?
Can the Professor find a way to save his family’s foreclosed home? Will he be able to cope with his fantastic lack of self-confidence and sex appeal? Where will he find the money to pay for his parents’ absurd funeral costs now that he’s been fired from the school? Can he support his brother’s habit for prostitutes and chicken wings? What about the newly orphaned little brother who can’t sit in the desks at school and has early onset diabetes? Will his love interest be able to plausibly ignore all of these awful characteristics?
Find out in the next NUTTY Adventure from Eddie Murphy!! The Nutty Professor 3: We’re Klumped.
I heard that Tarantino has already signed on to film the rotating table scenes in exchange for an eight ball.
Hollywood greenlights this bullshit, but still no “Gandhi II”, NO MORE MR. PASSIVE RESISTANCE…HE’S OUT TO KICK SOME BUTT!
FEK – There is only one law – HIS LAW!
Do you know why jokes about the People’s Temple don’t go over so well?
The punch line is too long.
Rimshot
or Rim job, I get those confused. You can imagine how difficult it is for me to go to a comedy club.
Doc-Give me a steak…medium rare!
The Klumps are back and BIGGER than ever! This time, by a clerical error, they’ve been invited to the white house to visit the new black President, and who knows what shennanigans will ensue!
The Nutty Professor 3 – The Blacks Take a Step Back
Shouldn’t it star Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo? He’s nutty.
Sometimes i wish i was ingenuous enough to like these rubbish movies. I remember a colleague retelling how a flight from Singapore was indirectly enlivened by the in-flight movie; Mr Bean. Sat next to my colleague was an oriental guy who was having a heart attack from laughing so hard at it. The laughter was so raucous and infectious that everyone around him couldn’t help but laugh too. Life must be sweet for that guy.
I’m surprised theres conditions for Eddie Murphey’s attachment. I thought he’d star in anything
Fek – He’s a one man wrecking crew, but he also knows how to PARTY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpNB2SoNfyg
elle0-WTF are you doing to Him?
My tagline for this movie would be “The Nutty Proffesor 3 will tickle well your sickle-cell”.
The Nutty Professor: Angioplas3
The Nutty Professor 3
“Diabetes? More like Dia-laughing!”
tickle tickle tickle
New up. AAAAAHHHHH, AAAAHHHHHH!!!!