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11.27.08
I’m reusing this picture of Will Smith and Celine Dion because I can’t be the only one fascinated by it. Three words: Leather Hammer Pants. Game over, man, game over.
Frank Martin’s (Statham’s character in Transporter) 8 Rules to Being Badass. Of course, this ignores the number one rule of Jason Statham: Oy don’t follow fock’n rules, now doesn’ oy? No shir’, no rules, innit, ya cunts. [ScreenJunkies]
Robert Downey on The Avengers: “If we don’t get it right, it’s really going to suck.” Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. You must’ve seen Fantastic Four. Seriously though, he’s actually playing Sherlock. [Filmonic]
The MTV guy asks Hugh Jackman about rumors that he’s gay – and shockingly, it turns out to be the least awkward interview he’s ever done. Hugh Jackman seems cool. You gotta respect a guy who feels the need to flap his arms for 10 minutes because someone used the word “vulture”. [MTV]
A gallery of “For Your Consideration” ads – and no you’re not hallucinating, one of them actually is Mamma Mia for best picture. That’s balls. Also, I would do naughty things to Amanda Seyfried (like watch her go pee!). [AwardsDaily]
The Corey Feldman update: No Goonies 2, probably no Lost Boys 3, and he hasn’t spoken to Haim in seven months. He also really wishes people would ask him about his music. Here goes: You make music? [MovieWeb]
The Reader has a poster. I don’t want to start telling people how to do their jobs, but when you got Kate Winslet playing a Nazi, you put Kate Winslet playing a Nazi on the poster. [Cinematical]
Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel spoofs Twilight. I wish he’d actually gotten cast. It’s about time someone brought the mustache back. [Bestweekever]
Michael Cera and his Asian girlfriend (the stoner chick in Knocked Up) made a movie. Is it wrong to hope ping pong balls are involved? [Yahoo]
Steve Guttenberg is looking to make Three Men and a Bride, and also to resurrect the Police Academy movies. I think Three Men and An Oxygen Tank might be more realistic at this point, but in the end I’m all for whatever gets Michael Winslow working again. Oh, and don’t think I’ve forgotten about you hitting on my girlfriend, Guttenberg. Keep it up, you’ll be shooting One Eunuch and a Coma. [CHUD]

Guttenburg’s over in the UK at the moment doing a Christmas pantomime. Think he’s playing the pumpkin.
http://www.theambassadors.com/tickets/bromley/churchill/3253/cinderella.html
They make mad money doing these things so they’re not to be scoffed at. This one’s got real fucking Shetland ponies?
I’ve only got one Guttenburg story and I’ve told it before. Michael Winslow lives in Orlando, though. He comes into my Publix every once in a while. Or maybe he works there.
Oh, and FUCK
Native AmericansMIKE!Things Hugh Jackman said in that interview:
1. Being gay isn’t a problem
2. Australians are cool with things like that
3. He used to go to clubs where 80% of the patrons are gay and enjoyed that they have “better music”
Things Hugh Jackman DID NOT say during that interview
1. I’m not gay.
I send For Your Considerations for my penis to woman I want to have sex with. It’s always nominated for best actor in a comedic role :(
Banner Pic: Tootsie ’08
I forgot it was Turkey day. I guess I’ll give thanks that I’m not in Mumbai. ZING!
Too soon?
You’re gonna want that Gutten in you.
I liked Fantastic Four. There, I said it. If nothing else, it had a blonde Mexican chick in her underwear who wasn’t speaking Spanish on Telemundo.
To give thanks, I’m going to take a homeless person in, feed him and give him something clean to wear, then release him back into the city and hunt him for sport.
You’re welcome.
I never knew Celine Dion used to be hot. She actually looks like a woman in this pic. My penis is so confused now.
This sucks. We need to synch up our holidays. Work is getting done out of boredom here today.
Bryce, I <3 you and your political incorrectness!!!
What in the tit shitting fuck tarded crap spray misting necro fucking lisping child licking waha is happening?
Alright fuckers, I have arisen from my tryptophan induced coma and am ready to continue the high standard of not doing dick at work that we’ve established hereto.
Also, I like boobs. No reason, I just do.
I second Erswi. Commence with the dick jokes.