I’m reusing this picture of Will Smith and Celine Dion because I can’t be the only one fascinated by it.  Three words: Leather Hammer Pants.  Game over, man, game over.

Frank Martin’s (Statham’s character in Transporter) 8 Rules to Being Badass.  Of course, this ignores the number one rule of Jason Statham: Oy don’t follow fock’n rules, now doesn’ oy?  No shir’, no rules, innit, ya cunts. [ScreenJunkies]

Robert Downey on The Avengers: “If we don’t get it right, it’s really going to suck.”  Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.  You must’ve seen Fantastic Four.  Seriously though, he’s actually playing Sherlock.  [Filmonic]

The MTV guy asks Hugh Jackman about rumors that he’s gay – and shockingly, it turns out to be the least awkward interview he’s ever done.  Hugh Jackman seems cool.  You gotta respect a guy who feels the need to flap his arms for 10 minutes because someone used the word “vulture”.  [MTV]

A gallery of “For Your Consideration” ads – and no you’re not hallucinating, one of them actually is Mamma Mia for best picture.  That’s balls.  Also, I would do naughty things to Amanda Seyfried (like watch her go pee!).  [AwardsDaily]

The Corey Feldman update: No Goonies 2, probably no Lost Boys 3, and he hasn’t spoken to Haim in seven months.  He also really wishes people would ask him about his music.  Here goes:  You make music? [MovieWeb]

The Reader has a poster.  I don’t want to start telling people how to do their jobs, but when you got Kate Winslet playing a Nazi, you put Kate Winslet playing a Nazi on the poster.  [Cinematical]

Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel spoofs Twilight.  I wish he’d actually gotten cast.  It’s about time someone brought the mustache back.  [Bestweekever]

Michael Cera and his Asian girlfriend (the stoner chick in Knocked Up) made a movie.  Is it wrong to hope ping pong balls are involved?  [Yahoo]

Steve Guttenberg is looking to make Three Men and a Bride, and also to resurrect the Police Academy movies.  I think Three Men and An Oxygen Tank might be more realistic at this point, but in the end I’m all for whatever gets Michael Winslow working again.  Oh, and don’t think I’ve forgotten about you hitting on my girlfriend, Guttenberg.  Keep it up, you’ll be shooting One Eunuch and a Coma. [CHUD]