As I’ve been trying to tell anyone who will listen, Celebrity Rehab has Gary “I’ve got to give someone a buck knife” Busey this season, and he’s almost too good to be true. The Soup got a hold of this clip, which I’d been trying to find. At the beginning, Busey tells the snorting-coke-off-his-dog story that people can’t go a week without sending me even though it’s at least ten years old, but more importantly, at the 1:07 mark it gives us a glimpse of what Gary Busey carries in his briefcase: matches, chapstick, highlighters, and about $20 worth of spare change. You know, important business stuff.
In the last episode, Dr. Drew diagnoses Busey as having damaged the “filtration system” that keeps him from acting on every impulse — brilliant analysis there, Poindexter — and puts him on a medication called Depakote. So help me God, f-ckers, if you ruin Busey I will hunt you down. Take away the batshit and what else is there? Batshit, do you even know what that stands for? Busey Always Touches Snake Hearts In Terabithia.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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My dog rolled in my carmex once, so I went in like a zepplin lips first. Neeeeeeeeeow BOOM!
I always imagined that Busey’s briefcase would omit a bright glow when you open it.
Seriously? Is he the parking meter fairy?
Busey is obviously the Tooth Fairy.
When reached for comment, Busey said “I swear to God, the otherworldly beings who live in my brain, and Allah, that I will highlight you to within an inch of your life”
I stand corrected. I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m all hoped up on Scope and Carmex.
I tried to meet Pamela Anderson once by coloring my body with highlighters so i could use hepatitis as an ice breaker.
Sorry, I’m all hoped up on Barack, Gary has me hopped up.
Gary Busey learned the benefits of proselytizing in the subway with your briefcase open at your feet.
Gary Busey writes all of his half-ideas in highlighter.
Gary Busey is the original giver of hope and change.
He writes his full ideas in the blood of the damned
I cant help but watch Busey on this show, because he thinks he’s employed there. Its kind of said, cause he should be in a psychiatric hospital
sad, I said. Dammit
The hell’s going on around here? We’ve got posts just up and vanishing.
What they don’t show is is the false bottom with a miniature crossbow, skinning knife, and laminated instructions on how to field dress a coyote
Gary Busey keeps highlighters around because he never knows when he’s going to meet someone he’ll want to remember later.
RE: Vanishing posts – they haven’t reset the clocks on the server for the time change, and I keep forgetting to adjust for it.
In Gary Busey’s world it’s always flashing 00:00.
Gary Busey is hoarding change so he’ll be able to take over the world of communications once the cell phone fad disappears.
Vance is adjusting the site to Busey Standard Time.
It involves toe nail clippings, a half empty bottle of Pepto-Bismal, and the sacrifice of a virgin seven year old Puerto Rican child named Esteban.
Gary Busey brushes his teeth with a live wire.
New Up! Now with more blackness
Busey is Television gold I tell ya’s.
Say what you will about Busey, the man really comes through in the clutch. I did a report in college about the fall of communism and i didn’t have a highlighter plus my lips were chapped and I was thristy for some red bull to keep me up but I didn’t have change. Then guess who shows up with his briefcase of magical hapenstance? You guess it.
Needless to say, I got an F