HOMOEROTIC, EH?
11.21.08Friday free for all is that time of the week when I post wacky videos, for no reason at all! Aren’t I zany? Email your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, you crazy guy!
Today’s video comes from FilmDrunkard Jasmine, who writes “B4 4 (pronounced before 4) is a Canadian 90′s boy band”, which comes as quite a surprise, because judging by their orange skin, fondness for wifebeaters, and penchant for shell-based man jewelry, you’d really think they were from Jersey. The chorus of the song is “If you get down on me/I’ll get down on you” and the video starts with a little black kid watching them frolic on the beach through binoculars. In all honesty, this is probably the gayest thing I’ve seen since the Banana Smoothie video, and I paid for that UFC where two guys kissed on the lips after the fight last week. GRR, RESPECTING YOUR OPPONENT!
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Have Chodin and Dubs seen this yet? Are we sure that these guys aren’t Chodin and Dubs? Oh, and Biquini Steve?
At least I know my company’s content filter still works. Oh white video, you’re my only f-f-friend.
To paraphrase a Patton Oswalt routine, this is extremely gay because from about minute 2 onward there’s a bunch of guys dancing in a factory that makes rain (it just makes rain) while the women are all miles away.
Goddamnit Canada, first you give us Rush and now this.
(looks around furtively and quietly admits to living in Canada and enjoying Rush)
I got to the 57 second mark, right around the “Smear the Queer” section of the video, then my penis walked out of the office.
Here’s the Oswalt routine I’m ref’ing.
squibbity blabbity doo!
B44? There’s only 3 of ‘em. Cocksuckers. Looks fucking freezing on that beach.
{Stares at blank white space where vid should be embeded}
Hoo boy that’s GAY! Haha ha ha
Stupid IT Nazis
Rock, you don’t ever have to feel bad for admitting you like Rush in these parts. Stoney, Erswi, Al and I will stand shoulder to shoulder with you. Well, erswi may stand nut to butt, but…
What happens when Color Me Badd has a child with the gay guy from Erasure? Booya!
BULLSHIT! Homeless people would never ask a black person for money.
Coincidentally, Al’s canadian vibrator is used pretty heavily B4 4. Explains why she’s always ducking in and out of the threads.
Whoo Hoo! (runs down hall out of office humming YYZ)
Charlie, 3 comes B4 4
Sure ROLL THE BONES was great but is this where we talk about Chinese Democracy?!?! For the record it is better then I thought it would be…
I too bought the UFC fight with the kissing. I’m kinda glad I bought it. Not for the kissing thing. Shit, I can see that around here for free. I thought Lesnar looked good enough. I think Minatauro will beat him, but personally, I don’t think Frank Mir wants anything to do with Lesnar now. Had Lesnar known what the fuck he was doing in the first fight, he would’ve beaten Mir.
I’m Mos Def getting the next one. Fuck a Duck there are some good fucking fights lined up for that one.
Holy shit! Everyone of these guys wants you to check out their New Haircut.
“Ummmm, I guess I’ll pick the guy who’s wearing a football jersey to play pickup basketball.”
These guys pump iron as much as they pump assholes.
Ahem… JHC, Rock… Rush? DEAD2ME.
In Canadiana, it’s perfectly legal for packs of grown women to fondle little boys on the beach.
So do Canadian chicks normally feel up little black kids?
Now we know the real reason for the 1996 recall on View-Masters.
Well there I have it. Straight from the mountie’s horse’s mouth.
but Al! Neil Peart is second only to John Bonham in terms or rock drummer awesomeness!
Yeah, Chino, i was thinking that. Jesus, band names as crossword clues. *Urge to get off drink, we hear (4)
Al, you don’t like Rush? If that becomes public knowledge, couldn’t you be beheaded or some shit?
I think they would send her to the galleauxs.
Rock, I’m partial to Dave Grohl myself. I agree Peart epitomizes drumming awesomeness, but I can’t handle Geddy Lee’s whiney, bitchy, nasaly voice.
JHC, as long as I like Nickelback and The Tragically Hip, I’m safe from a public stoning.
um… make that “steauxning”
I dunno Al, I know more Canadians who’d like to light Nickelback on fire than not, but then, I’m in Ontario, not out west
Actual quote from the song:
1st Guy: I’m going to make you come tonight…
2nd Guy: Over to my house.
JHC, as long as I like Nickelback and The Tragically Hip, I’m safe from a public stoning.
I dare you to cross below the 49th parallel and say that
“as long as I like Nickelback and The Tragically Hip, I’m safe from a public stoning.”
Unlike Nickleback, themselves. Viva Portugal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ
Oh yeah, fuck Nickleback.
Nickelback? Talk about DEAD2ME…
I do remember having the conversation about Rush with you now, Al. I guess I really don’t notice Geddy’s vocals because I’m listening more to Peart’s crazy drumming skills instead.
Agreed J. Besides even if Peart doesn’t cancel out the Geddy factor, Alex Lifeson reeks of kick-assery too
Huh. You know Al, if you woke up this morning and thought, “I want to be a big fucking lightning rod on Filmdrunk today.” You have achieved that goal.
I can save everybody a lot of time and tell you that Rush and Nickelback both suck.
Word.
These guys were featured on the offshoot-site douchebagswithdouchebags.com
Al . . . SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO BADMOUTH THE OVERWHELMING GREATNESS OF RUSH ANY LONGER! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE NEAL PEART TO A FUCKING FOO FIGHTER?
*still love ya*
Fuck you Burnsy! You take that back! You take that back right now or I swear to God I’ll never comment on Red White and Dude again!
Strong words from a man who lives on North America’s cock there Burnsy
*deletes “Tom Sawyer” from Zune, puts it back in fanny pack*
Hey guys, who wants to get Jiggy with it?
We gave the world Petty.
Don’t take it back, Burnsy. Stand strong.
What a group of Spermburgers
New up, now you don’t have to be embarrassed by the boner you got from this post.
Peart > Grohl. The best drumming Grohl did wasn’t even with Nirvana. His stuff with Queens of the Stone Age was badass… but he’s still no Peart.
And fuck that, Peart’s no Bonzo!
2 words: Led Zep
Hey, I said Peart was second to Bonham. Hes just the best drummer alive. Fuckers.
A-fucking-men!
*Stands behind Pauly*
Yeah!
[whispers] this is awkward.
*stands between Donk & Pauly*
yeah, that’s it
Here, stand in front of me, Donk.
And no, that’s not a boner
** Blows daddy a kiss **
Coincidentally, The Hip just wrapped up on the radio and was immediately followed by Rush. The radio is temporarily turned off.*
* In Canada, we only have one radio station
So how many times do they play “Closer to the Heart” a day on that station, Al?
New up, free booze!
Laaaaast Christmas, I gave you my heeeeeart. The very next day, you gave it awaaaaay
and by “heart” they meant “ass.”
*watches chino, donk, and pauly*
Oooh, oooh! I know this one. Night At The Roxbury!?!?
I don’t know what brought me back here but now I’m laughing so I’m glad I came back!
What were they thinking using that kid from Role Models? That just looked disturbing. The only way it would be more disturbing is if it were a Michael Jackson video or an advertisement for Catholicism.
Rush rules! It’s true.
It’s true when you say it but only you.
Thanks sweets.
I sent that clip in. I’m new to Canada and my Torontonian roomates were educating me on their “culture”.
Scary place up north eh?
Oompa Loopas!
Leave it the fucking Canadians and their damn Looney
“broski, we are gonna get so much fuckin pussy from this new fuckin song eh! bitches love this shit! lets do some fuckin jager bombs eh! jager bombs! jager bombs! fuckin jager bombs. I’m gonna go take some shirtless, homo-erotic pictures of myself in the bathroom mirror! see you fags later! fucken jager bombs!”
The twins have actually “matured” their image and are known as RyanDan: http://www.ryandan.com. It’s hard to take them seriously when you know their history.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WATCHING THE OTHER VIDEOS? THESE FAKE GUIDOS COVER A JACKSON 5 SONG.
Fine, fuck you guys. I’m the only one in heaven.
Holly shit! one of those dudes is an Israeli guy called “Ohad”.
Why God, WHY?
Want to know the best part? Look what they grew up to be!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCjpDqceQYA
Isreali!? Ohhh that explains why they’re orange!
Three white guys in man tan with highlights and pooka shell necklaces promising a night of respectful romance are ignored by all the chicks on the beach once they see a black kid who can dunk.
Say what you want, but at least this video is honest….
WTF
Saddest thing about this post, is I already know all the words.
I was 13 and living in Montreal. I actually didn’t know until now that B44 wasn’t a big thing anywhere else… How embarrassing…
Smile4co, same thing just happened to me. It’s CanCon’s fault. I thought this song was an integral part of the 90s for everyone… very 4th grade dance for me at least.
I just don’t know anymore. Were the Moffats ever popular outside Canada? I know they were supposed to be Canada’s answer to Hanson, but has anyone outside Canada heard of them? Prozzak? Velvet Empire? I’m going to go weep into my copy of YTV’s Big Fun Party Hits for a while.