11.21.08 HOMOEROTIC, EH?
Friday free for all is that time of the week when I post wacky videos, for no reason at all! Aren’t I zany? Email your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, you crazy guy!
Today’s video comes from FilmDrunkard Jasmine, who writes “B4 4 (pronounced before 4) is a Canadian 90’s boy band”, which comes as quite a surprise, because judging by their orange skin, fondness for wifebeaters, and penchant for shell-based man jewelry, you’d really think they were from Jersey. The chorus of the song is “If you get down on me/I’ll get down on you” and the video starts with a little black kid watching them frolic on the beach through binoculars. In all honesty, this is probably the gayest thing I’ve seen since the Banana Smoothie video, and I paid for that UFC where two guys kissed on the lips after the fight last week. GRR, RESPECTING YOUR OPPONENT!
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HOMOEROTIC, EH?
Have Chodin and Dubs seen this yet? Are we sure that these guys aren’t Chodin and Dubs? Oh, and Biquini Steve?
At least I know my company’s content filter still works. Oh white video, you’re my only f-f-friend.
To paraphrase a Patton Oswalt routine, this is extremely gay because from about minute 2 onward there’s a bunch of guys dancing in a factory that makes rain (it just makes rain) while the women are all miles away.
Goddamnit Canada, first you give us Rush and now this.
(looks around furtively and quietly admits to living in Canada and enjoying Rush)
I got to the 57 second mark, right around the “Smear the Queer” section of the video, then my penis walked out of the office.
Here’s the Oswalt routine I’m ref’ing.
squibbity blabbity doo!
{Stares at blank white space where vid should be embeded}
Hoo boy that’s GAY! Haha ha ha
Stupid IT Nazis
B44? There’s only 3 of ‘em. Cocksuckers. Looks fucking freezing on that beach.
Rock, you don’t ever have to feel bad for admitting you like Rush in these parts. Stoney, Erswi, Al and I will stand shoulder to shoulder with you. Well, erswi may stand nut to butt, but…
What happens when Color Me Badd has a child with the gay guy from Erasure? Booya!
BULLSHIT! Homeless people would never ask a black person for money.
Coincidentally, Al’s canadian vibrator is used pretty heavily B4 4. Explains why she’s always ducking in and out of the threads.
Whoo Hoo! (runs down hall out of office humming YYZ)
Charlie, 3 comes B4 4
Sure ROLL THE BONES was great but is this where we talk about Chinese Democracy?!?! For the record it is better then I thought it would be…
I too bought the UFC fight with the kissing. I’m kinda glad I bought it. Not for the kissing thing. Shit, I can see that around here for free. I thought Lesnar looked good enough. I think Minatauro will beat him, but personally, I don’t think Frank Mir wants anything to do with Lesnar now. Had Lesnar known what the fuck he was doing in the first fight, he would’ve beaten Mir.
I’m Mos Def getting the next one. Fuck a Duck there are some good fucking fights lined up for that one.
Holy shit! Everyone of these guys wants you to check out their New Haircut.
“Ummmm, I guess I’ll pick the guy who’s wearing a football jersey to play pickup basketball.”
These guys pump iron as much as they pump assholes.
Ahem… JHC, Rock… Rush? DEAD2ME.
In Canadiana, it’s perfectly legal for packs of grown women to fondle little boys on the beach.
So do Canadian chicks normally feel up little black kids?
Now we know the real reason for the 1996 recall on View-Masters.
Well there I have it. Straight from the mountie’s horse’s mouth.
but Al! Neil Peart is second only to John Bonham in terms or rock drummer awesomeness!
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