FOX MAKES LUHRMANN CHANGE ENDING
11.10.08Under pressure from Fox, Baz Luhrmann has altered the ending of Australia after “disastrous reviews” from test screenings. Keep in mind, Baz Luhrmann is the critically acclaimed, Oscar-nominated director of Moulin Rouge and Fox is the movie studio responsible for The Happening, Babylon A.D., Meet Dave, X-Files 2, Mirrors, Space Chimps, Max Payne, Jumper, and The Rocker.
SPOILERS TO FOLLOW
Luhrmann’s initial cut – which ran for more than three hours – ended with Hugh Jackman’s character, The Drover, dying in the final scenes.
After disastrous reviews from test screenings, Twentieth Century Fox executives decided the film’s final moments should be more uplifting.
One test-screening audience member described the film as “an action-filled tragedy” and urged Luhrmann to change the ending.
“If they can tastefully tie this movie up into a solid story, with a nice pace, Baz will have a winner here,” one reviewer wrote. [i.e. "This will be a good movie if they make it do what good movies do." -Ed.] “And there is no reason to kill off Wolvie (Jackman) in this one – come on.” [News.com.au via RopeofSilicon]
I haven’t seen the movie, but focus groups are the worst f-cking invention in the history of the world. It’s basically saying, “I’ve been a cowardly yes man for so long that I couldn’t possibly render an independent judgment on something, so instead I’m going to lure this herd of half-retarded seals to the theater with a herring and hope they’ll make my decision for me.”
Again, I haven’t seen it, but common sense would seem to dictate that the guy who made $177 million on his last movie’s opinion counts for more than a guy who refers to Hugh Jackman as “Wolvie”. This is why all of Fox’s movies are f-ing terrible. You’re supposed to lead the audience, not try to give them exactly what they want. When you make decisions based on what you think the audience wants rather than what you think is good, you get Manswers.


BAH! I was just catching up to speed on the other thread!
I heard they’re having a really hard time not getting an NC 17 rating too.*
*okay, I made that up, but tell me WHO doesn’t want to see some adamantium weiner action huh? HUH?!?
WHO doesn’t want to see some adamantium weiner action huh? HUH?!?
*Jacktion! raises his hand*
How would boobs bounce on the moon?
I’m certain a focus group is the reason the ending of I Am Legend was changed to resemble a high-budget George Romero film.
There’s just something about a moderator and free cookies that converts people into total retards.
Since I won’t be seeing this and haven’t seen Moulin Rouge, I don’t care. The only way I’d agree to see either of these would be if I was guaranteed 20 minutes of “anything goes” sex afterward.
One focus group attendee was quoted as saying:
“It in Australia? I ain’t seen no boomerang! Where da boomerang?”
There’s just something about a moderator and free cookies that converts people into total retards.
…unless you’re watching Dateline, in which case they were pretty much retards before they ever got to the moderator and cookies.
The dingos ate their focus group!
Does “Anything Goes” sex mean that “You’re the Top”?
^Musical theatre joke. Sorry.
I sent my pictures of Bigfoot through a focus group, but not even they could help me.
This focus group must have been the same fucksticks that screened Vacancy. That movie was pretty fuckin’ nails up until they let Luke Wilson miraculously survive. I also blame the focus group for Kate Beckinsale not showing her boobies.
I once got chased down by a Focus group. They didn’t like that I was driving a GM vehicle. Fortunately, most of them broke down before they could catch me.
Little known fact:
David Blaine tests all of his tricks in front of a Hocus Focus group.
Focus groups are how Tropicana makes their orange juice from concentrate.
*asks JHC if there’s any room in the corner*
I hear they test out nyquill with some mucus groups
:(
I’m more interested in what people think of popular office plants.
I think I’ll consult a ficus group.
The only way I’d agree to see either of these would be if I was guaranteed 20 minutes of “anything goes” sex afterward.
The Mighty Feklahr presumes it takes 18 minutes to get into your Furry Captain America suit?
All of my crops were destroyed on the recommendation of a locust group.
In Fox’s proposed new ending, the botox from Kindman’s face mutates Jackman into a superhero that fights with metal claws and kills coloured folk! OH WHA AH AH AH!
Yes, Fek.
*slides over for donk and bex*
I think the movie should START with Hugh Jackman dying
I’m more interested in what people think of popular office plants.
I think I’ll consult a ficus group.
If you need some good outdoor plants, consult a crocus group.
The Mighty Feklahr didn’t get anything accomplished in His bupkus group. :(
If you want your movie to get a G rating, I suggest you consult a No-cuss group.
Sometimes they have people watch Sam Jackson movies to decide if he say “motherfucker” enough. It’s a Bro Cuss group.
I was tormented as a kid by a bully and his friend. They called themselves the Farkus group.
Bill and Ted are card-carrying members of the Bogus Group.
Pictured: Nicole Kidman prepares to join a Bloke-kiss group.
When one of the Wayanses was rolled into a joint and smoked by a giant marijuana plant in Scary Movie; was that approved by a toke-us group?
When I poop in the kitchen sink, it because I can’t reach the bathroom in time.
Oh, right! Puns!
Sorry.
Where’d everybody go? Looks like they all ran off and joined a Roanoke-us Group.
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Just go and look at the picture (work safe). It may be the most amazing thing on the internet (trust Him). The Mighty Feklahr is seething with jealousy.
Does the painter blame all Asians for abortion?
BAAK GWAI!
So she only kills crying babies. Interesting.
All girls on spring break wearing t-shirts should be part of a “Soak Us” group.
elle0-NO HUSTLA I!
From what I hear, the FD gathering in Vegas could be referred to as the Toke-us group.
<- Already made a toke us group joke.
The local hooker union worked out their latest rate increase with a poke-us group
The focus group didn’t feel anyone in the movie was free to wear sunscreen.
Bach wrote most of his music with the help of a Baroque-us group
So, what me and the other french canadians on this board wants to know: Is Manswer any good? Cause i call my penis that.
The Please Fuck-us group. I’m not only a member, I’m also the president.
My wife had an histerectomy by an uterus group
I keep my cigars locked securely in my humidor. I call it . . . a humidor.
What?
Yeah, because having an epic movie where the hero dies in the end really hurts the box office. Like that one where the boat sinks; Das Boot.
My ex-girlfriend and I once house sat for a guy who owned 10 roosters. Come dawn, those birds became an “awoke us” group.
If I made a movie, I’d test it in front of an audience full of black people to see if they’d talk during it. They’d be my frocus group.
Chuck Palahniuk names his books with the help of a choke-us group
*sees Jack!’s toke-us group post*
I should’ve known better. If you’re even 3 minutes late to a pun thread, Jack! has it handled.
When Kirk Douglas is feeling down, he calls on his strokus group. And when I say “feeling down” I am referring to the left half of his face.
Whenever Chris Burke from Life Goes On is “feeling down”, it means something COMPLETELY different.
I once installed security cameras at a castle of a giant to help alert him to beanstalk climbing intruders. Got him a good deal. They were part of our Fee, fie foecus fum range.
Sometimes me and my buddies pick up pick up a prostitute and ejaculate on her face, it’s called a bukkake.
Disney screened Mary Poppins in front of a Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious group.
Hey, remember when Out of Africa was tested as “too depressing” and Sydney Pollack changed the ending so Robert Redford lives and marries Meryl Streep and they live happily ever after, singing Abba songs and growing coffee? And it won seven Oscars, probably for that heartwarming scene towards the end where the CGI puma tells the grumpy zebra not to frown? No?
Fuck Mike.
Jackman: Australian for Queer