FOX GEARS UP FOR ‘GOSSIP MUTANTS’
11.19.08After The Dark Knight and Iron Man made for a pretty solid comic-book-movie summer, it’s sad to remember that the X-Men franchise is still in the hands of the studio who made The Happening, Babylon A.D., Meet Dave, X-Files 2, Mirrors, Space Chimps, Max Payne, Jumper, and The Rocker. The latest news is that they’re developing something called X-Men: First Class with The OC/Gossip Girls creator Josh Schwartz (who was offered the directing job but declined). And yes, the concept is basically Muppet Babies.
Fox has been leaning toward using the younger characters introduced in the previous pics in future installments — teenagers with powers taught at the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. [Of course they have, Fox is terrible. Just be thankful they haven't figured out how to write the Jonas Brothers into this. -Ed.]
Pic joins other “X-Men”-related projects already in the works at the studio. Fox is actively developing a standalone “Magneto” pic, as well as considering a “Deadpool” spinoff, based on a character played by Ryan Reynolds in “Wolverine.” Shuler Donner is producing “Magneto.”
Regular slate of “X-Men” pics would provide Fox with a reliable series of movies that perform at the B.O. and not repeat a dismal summer sesh like the studio experienced this year. [Variety]
Superheroes! Teen drama! Together! How could it not work? Oh I can already picture it. Mutant High, first day of school:
OMG! Did you guys see the new kid?
Yeah, he’s like, hot. I wonder his mutation is?
He’s from Chino.


The Mighty Feklahr’s mutant power is a dedication to a frozen burrito filled diet that gives Him unnecessary gas in awkward social situations.
I grew up near a dude whose mutation was webbed fingers and toes. He wasn’t Aquaman, just inbred.
Rachel Bilson will play a chick with an ultra-sensitive vagina so I won’t feel so bad afterward.
Er, don’t the existing X-Men movies already have fucking kids in them?
My mutant ability is to convince myself that I have mutant abilities.
They should make one of these spin-offs a reality show set in Chernobyl.
Am I the only one that thinks Wolverine has a “bouquet” instead of claws in that pic?
I knew a girl who’s power was not feeling so fresh. Her kryptonite was massengil. “Vinegar and Water NOOOO!!”
I’ve got a tumor that I point at people and make pew pew sounds. That doesn’t make me a superhero but it does make me hilarious on elevators.
Fek he’s a courting one of them thar pretty women in the tux’s. Wait a minute…that isn’t right…
Just be thankful they haven’t figured out how to write the Jonas Brothers into this.
Like it would be hard to compe up with a character who can make two duplicates of himself who each sing as effeminately as he does.
I can’t wait to see a couple of these kids getting expelled because they were just thinking about Professor X being a cripple.
Maybe next Fox will mutate into a studio that doesn’t routinely take a dump on celluloid
The Professor will be played by Xhibit.
“I REPLACED YOUR ADAMANTIUM CLAWS WITH THIS PLASMA TV!!!”
So, this is going to be just like Sky High with less Farva?
No Cyclops! Don’t shoot….
Mmmmm watcha saaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
The Mighty Feklahr doesn’t want to worry anyone, but He made the coffee so strong this morning, He can see in live streaming 3D video!
This movie will follow characters like The Flaming Fart and Gigabelch as they slowly learn that powers that may make you popular in high school don’t always translate to the real world.
High School Mutantcle?
FOX will also produce a made for TV called the Ex-Men, starring John Wayne Bobbit and Alexis Arquette.
Any chance I can get my kids in this? My son’s mutant power is to piss all over his mom every time she changes him. Mine is to not get any on me.
Erswi,
Your son and I have a lot in common.
BOOSH!
New up.
Doctor Steve…you sir made me snarf.
MMM whatcha say….this song doesn’t have anything to do with shooting people anyway…
New title is XOXO-Men: You Know You Love Me.
/Being gay isn’t a choice but making Gossip Girl references is.
I would see a Deadpool movie if it had a Bea Aurthur nude scene.
Hell, that hope was why I watched the Golden Girls for so damn long.