Apparently Stan Lee has other ways of keeping himself busy these days besides making annoying cameos in Marvel movies (see video after jump), because he’s developing a show about a gay superhero for Showtime.  The show will be an adaptation of

Thom Creed tries not to disappoint his dad, a disgraced caped crusader who now toils as a factory drudge, so he keeps his gay identity and his developing superpowers under wraps. Then he secretly tries out for the prestigious League, joining aspiring heroes in villain-busting adventures that escalate alongside more private discoveries. [Booklist]

Dude, f-ck Showtime.  Superheroes are supposed to be about men in capes, spandex, makeup, tight leather, and underwear on the outside of their pants, not some fag shit.

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In other news, “Perry Moore” would be a great name for a fencer. *goes and sits in corner*