Apparently Stan Lee has other ways of keeping himself busy these days besides making annoying cameos in Marvel movies (see video after jump), because he’s developing a show about a gay superhero for Showtime. The show will be an adaptation of 
Thom Creed tries not to disappoint his dad, a disgraced caped crusader who now toils as a factory drudge, so he keeps his gay identity and his developing superpowers under wraps. Then he secretly tries out for the prestigious League, joining aspiring heroes in villain-busting adventures that escalate alongside more private discoveries. [Booklist]
Dude, f-ck Showtime. Superheroes are supposed to be about men in capes, spandex, makeup, tight leather, and underwear on the outside of their pants, not some fag shit.
In other news, “Perry Moore” would be a great name for a fencer. *goes and sits in corner*
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Fellow superheroes realize that he was gay when they find a giant hole in the back of his head and his corpse laying next to Superman’s bunk.
From the network that brought you Six Feet Under comes a new series, Six Inch Hunger.
I always thought the human torch was a poof everytime he yelled, “Flame ON!”
Faerie Fire?
Lince, did you use Heromachine (or whatever the fuck it is called) to make that??? QAPLAH!
The only way sexual orientation would matter in a superhero is if his superpower involves sex in some way. So, I assume this guy will fuck you to death?
Was Northstar too busy being irrelevant?
Thom Creed’s super ability is SHOPPING!!!
They’ve already made 3 movies about a gay superhero. His name was Spiderman.
*double finger-guns to Robo for Northstar reference*
BAM!
Dor sho gha…they were loaded!!!
Thom Creed thinks Beyonce’s Wonder Woman has accessories to die for.
Finally a superhero that
IVinceFeklahrchodindubsPaulyJHCBurnsyCrappyDonkLuchRottyStinkybrycenominusBiquini SteveMark It ZeroI can look up toThom Creed saw Lexi Alexander’s Punisher and said, “Oh, Mary.”
Instead of coming to the rescue, he comes to your AIDS.
…sits in the wet spot JHC left in the corner…
I’m a little disappointed I’m not on that list, Jack!.
What, Al’s a chick?
Thom Creed is in the shit when push comes to shove.
Thom Creed’s best friend is the Queen Lantern.
Jack!-The Mighty One thinks you inadvertently crossed His name off that list.
punditkitchen.com/2008/11/13/political-pictures-italian-air-force-fabulous/
He thought this apropos, given the topic. (Work safe, unless you vehemently hate homosexuals…and even then, most of us can still check it.)
Thom Creed snaps into action when he turns…….FABULOUS!
Thom Creed’s arch-enemy is the Shocker.
OMFK! (Oh my fucking Kahless!, of course.) FLAMBE HAS TEH MANGINA!!!
Later fuckers. I’m off to go back to the hospital. Talk to you fuckers whenever I can.
HOSPITAL??? What the fuck did I miss???
*chodin enters thread wearing utility belt built out of dildos*
Um…this is the convention, right?
Erswi has Hepatitis, Fek.
Erswi’s a daddy, Fek :)
Jack!, shut the fuck up.
The great thing about a gay superhero is that you know that there’s
a moral in every story.Leave me alone! He is not crying at happy baby pictures…it’s…uh…because this thread is so gay!!!! *sniffle*
(BTK, swi does have the hep…who do you think Lince got it from?)
Thom Creed’s arch-nemisis is Prop 8.
Not sure if it’s the same as a gay superhero, but I once saw a gay jukebox hero?
“Seriously, you’re gonna’ play fucking ‘It’s Raining Men’ again? Dude…bro…”
If his love interest isn’t a superhero named Hot Carl, I’m not watching.
Thom Creed thinks Furry Captain America is Queen of the Bears.
I’ve shouted “this is gay as AIDS” at many-a-movie screens, but I never actually expected someone to take me up on the idea.
Thom Creed’s arch nemesis is the letter “S”.
What’s with two ‘Spiderman 4′ threads in one week?
I picked a fine day to do work…
Congrats Erswi!
If Preparation H isn’t begging for product placement in this, they’re fuckin’ idiots.
“Dude, f-ck Showtime.”
I second that notion: Showtime ALMOST coddled me through puberty, but then I realized that “fucking” wasn’t just making out with your shirts off.
Poor erswi; having twins is going to kill him.
They’re going to have to put him in a hearse-wi.
Thom Creed has the biggest crush on Batman.
If I was a gay superhero, you can bet your balls that my name would be ‘I’ll Fuck You, Man’.
Honestly, the dude is going through changes in his life, he doesn’t quite understand what his body is going through, and he’s trying to hide his sexuality from his dad?
They might as well call this show “Puberto!”
Stan Lee’s cameo in this will just involve him sticking his old cock through a hole in the wall of the adjoining toilet cubicle to the one Thom Creed is crying in.
BTW, never do a google image search for “hot carl” with safesearch off.
Thom Creed doesn’t wear a cape because it cock-blocks.
Men in San Francisco clinch up with excitement when they hear that Thom Creed is more powerful than a locomotive.
Thom Creed’s mask just has a mouth hole.
For the last fucking time GAYDAR IS NOT A SUPER POWER.
Thom Creed’s mood ring hasn’t changed color in years.
Thom Creed takes three hours to change into his superhero costumes. No one ever recognizes him at first because he has to wear a different costume every time he fights crime
all over someone’s face.I think all superheros are a bit gay. Come on, the outfits, the whole ‘outsider’ thing, the love of showtunes…
Is it just in my head that Batman sings showtunes while stopping the bad guys (and blowing them)?
When Thom Creed talks about the bat cave, he’s talking about cramming a baseball bat, barrel first, up to the pine tar, in his ass.
It’s about-fucking-time that Clay Aiken made it into a movie soundtrack.
Thom Creed changes into his superhero costume at truck stops and airport bathroom stalls.
Super power; Throwing flaming anal eggs.
Thom Creed solves crime by hugging it out and through interpretive dance.
Just a reminder: if this movie doesn’t do well at the box office, it’s PURELY because we weren’t ready for it yet…
…not the retarded concept.
Thom Creed’s sidekick is an overweight college student who is terribly socially awkward and dresses like Velma from Scooby Doo. She’s known as The Fag Hag.
Thom Creed’s super power is being a power bottom.
Thom Creed’s batmobile is a convertable Mazda Miata…
Thom Creed’s mask is just like the one in Bryce’s avatar. Hold on a minute..
Is Thom Creed black?
This was written by Tyler Perry Moore, right?
Thom Creed’s superpower is tricking straight guys into blowing him.
Shut up!
Thom Creed stops crime not to avenge his dead parents, but because criminals are “just so rude and icky”…
Thom Creed can suck paint from a wall, not much of a superpower but he can also suck a mean cock… and some nice ones.
As long as people keep wearing white after Labor Day, there will always be crime for Thom Creed to fight.
Charlie: My secret identity has been compromised!
*stomps off in a hissy fit, drinks an appletini*
Thom Creed’s weakness is lisptonite.
Thom Creed’s greatest weakness is a Kenneth Cole shoe sale.
Bite The Fucking Pillow, Man ?
Instead of eating spinach like Popeye, Thom Creed activates his powers by applying Prada lipgloss.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a Gay!
Thom Creed’s greatest weakness is his limp wrists.
FUCK! Bryce grabbed my obligatory Miata/gay joke. I will consider it a “look out.” Thanks bro.
{shakes fist at cute receptionist that made me flirt with her over coffee in a styrofoam cup}
Thom Creed worked mostly as a homosexual spy where he could utilize his best power, super clench.
Rainbows are made when Thom Creed is flying and gets the cum farts.
All the other superheroes don’t like hanging out with Thom creed but their girlfriends do.
Thom Creed’s dad’s superpower: Denial
The prestigious League… otherwise known as Major League Soccer
Thom Creed’s secret weapon is the Donkey Punch.
Thom Creed regrets his recent interactions with an exotic superhero called The Haitian Sensation.
Thom Creed draws his powers from tanning booths.
Thom Creed only fears The Gerbil.
Thom Creed gets really shy around Martian Manhunter because of a little nomenclatural misunderstanding.
Thom Creed calls his sphincter the Bat Cave but it’s kind of a joke because there have been tons of visitors and that white stuff ain’t cobwebs.
The comic books based on Thom Creed have all the pages stuck together
Thom Creed – the superfluous H stands for Homo.
The bad guys know when Thom Creed is lurking because of the faint odor of Astroglide and shit.
After Thom Creed comes to terms with his sexuality, his trademark yell before taking to flight becomes “Up, out, and away!”
Stone, Thom Yorke is going to stomp around like an angry chihuahua and scream something high pitched and unintelligible at you now.
Thom Creed’s sidekick is called “Poopdick”.
That hero will do all he can to get into the League of Extraordinary Genitals.
When Thom Creed is fighting bad guys, the most common words that pop up between strikes are “BIFF”, “KAPOW!”, “WHACK” and “SQUIRT!”
Thom Creed’s mantra is, “No villian too scary, no cornhole too hairy”
Finally, a hero that doesn’t mind when villains use their fists.
I’m disappointed in all of us for not posting “FIST!” at the beginning of this thread.
Thom Creed claims he thought of a group of heroes known to but not called Watchmen.
Thom Creed’s fighting style can best be described as “The Windmill.”
Thom Creed: The superfluous H is for HELLO SAILOR!
Thom Creed is angry that the name Dazzler is already taken.
To call Thom Creed in a time of crisis, the city sends a worker to the top of city hall with a glow-stick tied to the end of a string and has him whirl it around over his head.
Thom Creed’s training montage is just like the one from Rocky 3 only with “I Am What I Am” by Gloria Gaynor on the soundtrack.
People only think that rainbows are a natural occurance, but that’s Thom Creed’s version of the bat-signal.
He just wants to fit in, just like every other Thom, Ace, and Gary.
Thom Creed’s heals with kisses
Say what you will about Thom Creed, but he can take out bunch of bad guys with a silver baton. And he’s no stranger to being double-teamed either.
Every time I read the name “Thom Creed” I hear Radiohead playing religious rock in my head.
Thom Creed is the last descendant of a city that was destroyed a long time ago. No, not Gomorrah, the other place.
Thom Creed’s secret base is Maybelline’s Superstay Silky Foundation.
Thom Creed’s super power is to make it rain men
Thom Creed prolongs his stamina with a cock ring
Thom Creed calls a superhero team-up a “Daisy Chain”.
Thom doesn’t have a Batmobile but he rides the Cock Rocket everywhere.
Thom Creed’s boyfriend calls himself Madonald.
Wait, wait, wait a fucking minute. Are we sure this isn’t just Firestar now that her sexual reorientation procedure is done?
Thom Creed’s kryptonite is monogamy.
Thom Creed fights crime in the theater district
Thom Creed really admires Spiderman’s webbing ability.
Thom Creed’s battle cry is “Thanks, Mood!”
Much like Ghost Rider’s Penance Stare, Thom Creed has a trick that makes his victims see horrible, terrifying things too. He calls it “The Brown Eye Wink”
Thom Creed fights crime in New York’s
fudgemeatpacking district.Thom Creed’s alter ego is one of Madonna’s back up dancers.
Thom Creed’s kryptonite is white before Labor Day.
Thom Creed’s day job is writing for the society pages on The Daily Planet.
Thom Creed changes into his hero suit in the back of movie theaters showing Mama Mia!.
Instead of a phone booth, Thom Creed changes in a bath house
Wherever he changes, Thom Creed refuses to do it in a closet.
A new post
would be nice.
Thom Creed announces his arrival at a crime scene with a hearty cry of, “I’m here, I’m queer, get used to it!”
Not to be outdone by that pansy Daredevil, Thom changed his name to both mock Daredevil’s secret identity as well as express himself: Matt Moredick.
Thom Creed’s secret lair is arranged in accordance with the rules of feng shui.
Thom Creed thinks Sexman needs to do some more fucking reviews.
I agree with the queer.
Thom Creed’s battle cry is “I’ll thcratch your eyeth out!”
The worst part is that Thom Creed’s father was disgrased because his arch nemesis created an evil gay twin of his that went around sodomizing world leaders.
Thom Creed was disappointed when he learned Sexman was only a movie geek. He was even more disappointed when he saw the freak.
Thom Creed’s alter ego is Sasha Fierce.
The way to defeat Thom Creed is to tell him his costume makes him look fat
My evil twin temporarily replaced by “c” with an “s” to make me look foolish.
Fuckin’ asshole.
Thom Creed’s super powre is the Queer Eye. It gives dudes a fauxhawk.
Thom Creed has been in more sticky situations than the TV Batman and Robin.
He flipped my “er” to the English “re” and also changed your b to an m. But the BM thing was obvious, ya know?
Thom Creed’s secret lair isn’t powered by anti-matter, but ass-matter.
Thom Creed’s arch enemy, Dicken’s Cider.
…say it…
Thom Creed’s secret lair is your mom’s ass. I realise that’s not in keeping with the gay thing, but it made me laugh.
*sticks tongue out
{smells pits}
Where’d everybody go?
Thom Creed’s theme song is a variant of It’s Raining Men titled, It’s Raining Semen.
Thom Creed can suck my dick, new post at last. This was fun, though.
Thom Creed decided to become a superhero young in life after dealing with his sneaky uncle Molesty
Tom Creed was found dead today in an apparent suicide after he received his 47th diagnosis of gential herpes to go along with last year’s news that he had HIV. He reportedly claimed that he kept catching these diseases from mislabeled fan mail intended for super hero Thom Creed.