11.14.08 FINALLY, A GAY SUPERHERO!

Fellow superheroes realize that he was gay when they find a giant hole in the back of his head and his corpse laying next to Superman’s bunk.

From the network that brought you Six Feet Under comes a new series, Six Inch Hunger.

I always thought the human torch was a poof everytime he yelled, “Flame ON!”

Faerie Fire?

Lince, did you use Heromachine (or whatever the fuck it is called) to make that??? QAPLAH!

The only way sexual orientation would matter in a superhero is if his superpower involves sex in some way. So, I assume this guy will fuck you to death?

Was Northstar too busy being irrelevant?

Thom Creed’s super ability is SHOPPING!!!

They’ve already made 3 movies about a gay superhero. His name was Spiderman.

*double finger-guns to Robo for Northstar reference*

BAM!

Dor sho gha…they were loaded!!!

Thom Creed thinks Beyonce’s Wonder Woman has accessories to die for.

Finally a superhero that I Vince Feklahr chodin dubs Pauly JHC Burnsy Crappy Donk Luch Rotty Stinky bryce nominus Biquini Steve Mark It Zero I can look up to

Thom Creed saw Lexi Alexander’s Punisher and said, “Oh, Mary.”

Instead of coming to the rescue, he comes to your AIDS.

…sits in the wet spot JHC left in the corner…

I’m a little disappointed I’m not on that list, Jack!.

What, Al’s a chick?

Thom Creed is in the shit when push comes to shove.

Thom Creed’s best friend is the Queen Lantern.

Jack!-The Mighty One thinks you inadvertently crossed His name off that list.

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He thought this apropos, given the topic. (Work safe, unless you vehemently hate homosexuals…and even then, most of us can still check it.)

Thom Creed snaps into action when he turns…….FABULOUS!

Thom Creed’s arch-enemy is the Shocker.

OMFK! (Oh my fucking Kahless!, of course.) FLAMBE HAS TEH MANGINA!!!

Later fuckers. I’m off to go back to the hospital. Talk to you fuckers whenever I can.

HOSPITAL??? What the fuck did I miss???

*chodin enters thread wearing utility belt built out of dildos*

Um…this is the convention, right?

Erswi has Hepatitis, Fek.

Erswi’s a daddy, Fek :)

Jack!, shut the fuck up.

The great thing about a gay superhero is that you know that there’s a moral in every story.

Leave me alone! He is not crying at happy baby pictures…it’s…uh…because this thread is so gay!!!! *sniffle*

(BTK, swi does have the hep…who do you think Lince got it from?)

Thom Creed’s arch-nemisis is Prop 8.

Not sure if it’s the same as a gay superhero, but I once saw a gay jukebox hero?

“Seriously, you’re gonna’ play fucking ‘It’s Raining Men’ again? Dude…bro…”

If his love interest isn’t a superhero named Hot Carl, I’m not watching.

Thom Creed thinks Furry Captain America is Queen of the Bears.

I’ve shouted “this is gay as AIDS” at many-a-movie screens, but I never actually expected someone to take me up on the idea.

Thom Creed’s arch nemesis is the letter “S”.

What’s with two ‘Spiderman 4′ threads in one week?

I picked a fine day to do work…

Congrats Erswi!

If Preparation H isn’t begging for product placement in this, they’re fuckin’ idiots.

“Dude, f-ck Showtime.”

I second that notion: Showtime ALMOST coddled me through puberty, but then I realized that “fucking” wasn’t just making out with your shirts off.

Poor erswi; having twins is going to kill him.

They’re going to have to put him in a hearse-wi.

Thom Creed has the biggest crush on Batman.

If I was a gay superhero, you can bet your balls that my name would be ‘I’ll Fuck You, Man’.

Honestly, the dude is going through changes in his life, he doesn’t quite understand what his body is going through, and he’s trying to hide his sexuality from his dad?

They might as well call this show “Puberto!”

Stan Lee’s cameo in this will just involve him sticking his old cock through a hole in the wall of the adjoining toilet cubicle to the one Thom Creed is crying in.

BTW, never do a google image search for “hot carl” with safesearch off.

Thom Creed doesn’t wear a cape because it cock-blocks.

Men in San Francisco clinch up with excitement when they hear that Thom Creed is more powerful than a locomotive.

Thom Creed’s mask just has a mouth hole.

For the last fucking time GAYDAR IS NOT A SUPER POWER.