Comments on: FAT KID FROM SANDLOT IS A SCIENTOLOGIST

By: redhornet78

redhornet78 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:49:06 +0000

i had to go to the scientology church grand opening for my job about three years ago, which was a trip. not only did i see this fat kid there (he was putting out folding chairs and still looks like he has two black eyes) and jenna elfman was there was well. anne archer and i had to meet, and they took us on a tour of the church. my co-worker, a sweet young gal, innocently asked “and is this feature free?” to everything they showed us and the tour guide had to awkwardly respond “uh, no.” they then asked us if we wanted more information about the church, and i said “no, i’m kinda poor” and they left us alone after that.

By: Robocop on a unicorn

Robocop on a unicorn — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:44:37 +0000

and scientology

*hates self for thinking everything had a spell check*

By: Robocop on a unicorn

Robocop on a unicorn — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:43:00 +0000

Smalls

By: Robocop on a unicorn

Robocop on a unicorn — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:42:03 +0000

Scientolgy: You’re Killin’ me Small

By: The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:13:06 +0000

Oh, fuck! He would miss this thread!!! Quick, J, pretend He made a funny comment about that fat kid counting the sunflower seeds in that XFiles episode! ROFLKOTAL!

By: nezzer

nezzer — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:56:04 +0000

You can’t spell “tool” without Scientology.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:48:49 +0000

Scientology: We’ll keep the light on for you

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:48:00 +0000

Scientology: ‘I’ before ‘E’ except after Xenu

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:46:45 +0000

Scientology: Where it doesn’t matter the color of your skin as long as you’re not too black

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:45:56 +0000

Scientology: We swallow