SAM KINISON BIOPIC – UPDATED
11.18.08UPDATE 12:45 pm: A helpful tipster helpfully emailed me this video, which is supposedly Fogler’s screen test as Kinison. Looks more like early footage than a screen test to me, but either way, looks like solid casting.
Tom Shadyac will be directing a biopic of legendary comedian Sam Kinison for HBO. Shadyac last directed Evan Almighty (which lost an estimated $27 million) and last produced the tragedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. Dan Fogler from Balls
of Fury will play Kinison (by most accounts, Fogler’s a super talented Broadway actor who hasn’t quite yet been utilized properly on film) .
Basis for the telepic is “Brother Sam: The Short, Spectacular Life of Sam Kinison,” a memoir written by his brother and manager, Bill Kinison, and Steve Delsohn. A new script has been written by Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, the writer-directors of “American Splendor.” The book had previously been optioned by Howard Stern back in ’94. [Variety]
Berman and Pulcini did an amazing job on American Splendor. Why they’re not directing this makes zero sense. There’s no doubt Shadyac has made some awful movies like Almighty and Patch Adams, but give him credit for Liar Liar, which I actually love. Still, even the guy’s best movies are the epitome of slick, conventional Hollywood, filled with the annoying and ever-present musical score that tells you how to feel every second, right up to the inevitable happy-sappy ending.
Meanwhile, American Splendor took a guy (Harvey Pekar) who was unique and weird-funny in real life and made a film that was a pretty good reflection of him. Yet they’re taking a guy who was one of the original “edgy comedians” and handing his life story over THE GUY WHO MADE EVAN F-CKING ALMIGHTY. If Kinison were here he’d be screaming really loud right now. And for probably the only time in my life, I’d have to say, “You know, I agree with the fat guy in the beret.”

This just in: Tom Shadyac has replaced Dan Fogler with Frank Caliendo.
It is wise to agree with fat men wearing sorbet.
BTK, what is that pic? Did he microwave a grapefruit to use for a fifi?
What a splendid idea!I love me some Dan Fogleberg! “Same Old Lang Syne” is my jam!
That is evil, Burnsy!! Next you’ll be telling me Dane Cook is starring in a Bill Hicks biopic.
The casting of Fogler makes sense seeing as Balls of Fire was possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
Kinison was one of the foulest and edgiest comedians of the Reagan era. Evan Almighty is my seven year old’s favorite movie. I cannot see this ending well.
The Mighty Feklahr had this great dream last night that His company hired Sarah Palin to be a truck driver! HOOOT HOOOOOOT!
“People go, aren’t you worried about
HellHeck?’ No. No, because I WAS MARRIED FOR TWOFUCKIN’GOSH DARN YEARS!HELLHECK WOULD BE LIKE CLUB MED!HELLHECK WOULD BE LIKE AFUCKIN’GOSH DARN RESORT!!!”DURST! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST!
A combination of good and bad of this scale will just cause it to collapse into a singularity of ‘meh’
Ready for an ’80s flashback?
I saw Kinison emcee a multi-band concert at Giants Stadium. The lineup?
Skid Row
Billy Squire
Bon Jovi
All ending in a full-stage all star jam with Sam singing “Wild Thing”.
Ready for a post flashback?
Why would get someone like Dan Fogler to do Kinison when Dan Fogler’s Mother IS A COCK SUCKING, FUCKING, WHOOOOORE!?!?!? OOOOOOOOH! OH! OH! OOOOOOOOOOOH!
This just has massive disappointment written all over it. Like my high school aptitude test.
{Looks the look of death at Eibz}
Why would you even think that?!?
Crap-you simply must tell us more about this Man Cave religion! Kahless offers His services as “Hard Rocking Deity”, btk.
Evan Almighty was insufferable. Only Patch Adams was worse. I couldn’t finish watching it and I’ve sat thru shit that would turn you white.
Fogler should be good, if they let him. Who’s gonna play the girlfriend/wife? She better have a nice as or I’m boycotting…
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Fekkie, that grapefruit comment was masterful.
I think the important question is who will play Jessica Hahn’s tits.
As always, nice ass > nice as.
“A helpful tipster” — Thank you Mr. Helper!
Regular tythes of 20% gross income must be put into a communal cache for “Drugs ‘n’ Shit” which is protected by a gimp with all orfices sewn closed, who is fed through a tube. This cache is opened during the grand weekend bacchanals which are not manditory attendence but you forfeit your kick to the stash if ya ain’t there.
“Evan Almighty was insufferable. Only Patch Adams was worse. I couldn’t finish watching it and I’ve sat thru shit that would turn you white.”
Being Irish/German, I couldn’t get more white unless you made me “supernova”.
Flaming lawn darts, beer pong (the o.g. beer pong not the pseudo-bowling variant popular today) and find the cherry stem are part of the ceremonial procession to psychopurity.
This kind of makes me sad. And stop looking at me like that, Crap! Jeez!
That pic of Fogler makes me nervous. That’s the worst Vince with Sham-Wow impression I’ve ever seen.
Crap-He just came.
{Tosses squinty, sideways, one eyed look at Eibz}
Better?
Oh, it gets better, at each installation (the churches are installations because anything with electric fences and artillery pieces can only be an installation) there is a game room and a gamer room. The game room is for foozball and pool. The gamer room is for LAN gaming and RPGs.
And for the ladies, a 24hr day spa staffed by chatty castrated homosexuals.
New up, Man Cave god included!
I think they should just call this: “Sam Kinison: Not As Funny As Bill Hicks”