MTV recently caught up with Robert Downey Jr. (not hard, dude runs like a little bitch) to ask what he thought about the replacement of Terrence Howard in Iron Man 2.
“I think the important thing with the ‘Iron Man’ franchise is to not do too much too soon and to make sure we don’t piss off the public that put us in the position we’re in,” said Downey. “We’ve just got to keep rolling up our sleeves higher and further up the elbow. If we show up and we’re in the right head space and our heart’s in the right spot and we really think about the audience at every turn and we don’t try to stamp our hipness onto anything. It’s very interactive.”
Dude, f-ck the public. Seriously, have you seen us? Just lead and the retarded sheep will follow, as long as Cheaters isn’t on.
When asked if he had anything to do with the Howard/Cheadle switch, Downey immediately responded, “I had nothing to do with that decision. I love Terrence very very much. That’s all I’ll say because I haven’t talked to him yet.” “I’ve always admired Don [Cheadle],” said Downey. “It’s one of those situations where I still don’t quite know what happened or why. Here’s what happens too: things happen and you wind up commenting on them before you’ve actually talked to the people and it’s in poor taste.”
Well of course he’s not going to say anything bad about Terrence Howard. Can you imagine the tortured poetry that guy would write if he was sad? He’d probably get up onstage and just stand there holding a snow globe over his head. Someone in the back would hit a triangle, and he’d stare at the audience while a single tear rolled down his cheek.

Wait, is that supposed to be a picture of Terrance Howard?
That’s racist.
Should’ve made it a blackface bear.
Terrence’s brothers Ron, Clint, Moe, and Curly were unavailable for comment.
things happen and you wind up commenting on them before you’ve actually talked to the people and it’s in poor taste
I think FilmDrunk has a new tagline…
RDJ in blackface was going to be the fallback if Cheadle said no.
RDJ: But off record, the dude did all the coke and never pitched in on a bag.
RDJ is used to rolling his sleeves higher and further up the elbow to prove that he doesn’t have new track marks.
The real reason Terrence Howard isn’t doing the film is because he’ll be in Australia during filming.
But wait! CNN has the technology to make it work!
The Vermont Teddy Bear Co. offers layaway for the Terrance Howard bear.
If you don’t wash the Don Cheadle bear in special detergent, he eventually turns into the Terrence Howard bear.
RDJ knows better than to say bad things about Terrence. Cheadle’s idea of “good drugs” are Tylenol Rapid Release Capsules and Extra Strength Pepto.
RDJ and Terrance haven’t talked lately because the climate fucks with their telepathy, man.
All the money they saved replacing Howard with Cheadle is going to get pissed away when the lighting department has to spend extra to get Cheadle to show up on film.
If RDJ had done a role in black face back in the day, he would have been more “high yellow” than black.
Added RDJ: “It’s important to pull ourselves up by the boot straps on this one. It’s not like we have our panties in a bunch. We don’t want to step on anybody’s shoes. But I think we don’t need to latch onto anyone’s coat tails and take this thing in a direction we don’t want to go. But at the same time, we don’t want to look like we’re walking around with our collars popped, be them white or blue. I mean, we put our pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else, you know? Not to mention, – oh hey look, more cocaine.”
Whatever, I’m looking forward to RDJ starring in the Obama biopic.
I’ll be going back in time tonight to bet with my college roommates that in fifteen years, we’d have a black president, and Robert Downey Jr. would be the voice of reason with regard to Hollywood politics.
When they speak to each other, RDJ can hear Terrance but he can’t listen to him.
Dor sho gha! It’s Rotty! Bang any students lately? Were any of them girls?
Not lately Fek. Grades don’t come out for another month or so.
Terrence Howard comments: Deep,
dee pee pools of diggy go.
bye bye,
R D J,
chaff the hay,
hey, so K.
Stroll on.
{fingers snaps}
“He’d probably get up onstage and just ….”
Woman. Woooe Man. Un-trust… ing. Un-know… ing. Un-love… ed?
New up, fashionistas.