CRASH SUCKED, YOU A-HOLES.
11.13.08Crossing Over is another Crash clone set in the intense boiling racial melting pot cauldron of Los Angeles, where caricatures from all over the world come to get caught up in a series of sensationalistic vignettes about important social issues. Can Indiana Jones solve the immigration problem? Not if Henry Hill has anything to say about it. Who will emerge triumphant?? The viewer!*
*Not really.
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Reason #483 not to watch this trailer: Binoculars are for gays
I nearly beat my brother to death when he said he liked Crash. He explained it was because he got a BJ while watching it, so I spared him.
For his sake, I hope this movie makes his Aryan Nation girlfriends horny too.
The Mighty Feklahr cannot be sure…but is Harrison Ford wearing a Frigidaire under that shirt?
“I’m sensing something starting with an S. It’s a name… no, it’s a description. Does the letter S mean anything to anyone? I’m sensing it’s an action and a description. I’m sensing… yes, I’m sensing this movie will suck.”
ROFLKOTAL! Why are women crying in the shower so damn funny to Him?
Burnsy, I did not know you were psychic
I have X-Ray vision, too. And let me just say, BOING!
My left testicle is purple and my right testicle is pink, but they have lived happily together in my pants for over 40 years now.
you know what’s great for race relations? Constantly pointing out our differences.
Thank God I live in Iowa, away from this so called “melting pot”. Where I work everyones white…cept that black guy named Damitrius…we just call him Big Nigger D.
I was just hoping the eponymous crash in Crash would be one where all the extremely unlikeable characters died. Hopefully, they all ran into each other and then came running out on fire screaming.
I remain amazed that writers confuse unlikeable people with “realistic” portrayals.
you know what’s great for race relations? Constantly pointing out our differences.
What do you have against polenta, motherfucker?
*finger of doom waggles
GET OFF MY FENCE!
Sorry, I play the wop card about once a year.
“Indians Interrupted at Dinner!”
Someone is getting stabbed.
*knows exactly what joke is coming next*
I’ve got a bad feeling about this
Damnit
*knows exactly what joke is coming next*
Wha’ts the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby?
You don’t fuck the cheeseburger before you eat it!”
Was that the joke you were looking for?
They cast Ray Liotta to show how people are prejudiced against Lepers
Pic #4:
Black kid: [whispers] Pssst. You have a towel on yo’ head.
Ray Liotta is Edward James Almost
I was looking for that joke… for my whole life.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino!
I liked David Cronenberg’s Crash.
Concerning questions about whether he was being type-cast, Ray Liotta replied:
“Ay Carmine! Get me mutha-fuckin bucket a mootzerelle for these mouley cock-suckers.”
Cinnabon, you make me smile.
*secretly hopes that Dr. Steve Brule really is the actual John C. Reilly*
*blushes on all cheeks
I’d like California to vote on a Proposition to send every print of this film to Mexico.
“In Crash, Paul Haggis made a film that’s about as difficult to swallow and enjoy as his eponymous Scottish dish, yet now Wayne Kramer brings you Crossing Over with all the class of the actor who played Kramer on Seinfeld” -Rock Strongo, sitting on his couch
I’d like to use this forum to express my anger with Starz for trying to make the abortion of an idea that was Crash into a series. Ahem…
Hey Starz Fuckwads! Yeah, over here. I pay for your channels because I want to watch MOVIES! Not half assed attempts at “edgy” serial dramas. If I wanted that shit, I’d have Showtime. This is strike one and two. You’re on notice. Fuckers.
JHC, I am so with you. And the self-aggrandizing “behind the scenes” stuff they used to promote it was awful.
I think Dennis Hopper dursted shortly after that “Bruce Smith’s shoe” commercial.
Thanks Eib. I’m glad I’m not the only one.
Also, New up with bed head.
Fucccck, I went to my senior prom with the girl in the veil. First Towelhead with Aaron Eckhart, not she’s working with Harrison Ford…maybe I should give her a call..
Damn, she has scenes with Ashley Juggs! I want ‘em!
Polenta is the greatest force for evil on this earth, besides old Koreans of course.