CLINT EASTWOOD SINGS FOR SOME REASON
11.26.08
WB recently set up a For Your Consideration site for Gran Torino, and on the site you can listen to the entire score. Of particular note is the last song, “Gran Torino”, which, yes, Clint Eastwood actually sings himself. Now, to look at this picture, you’d imagine that his singing voice would sound something like a dying moose choking on rock salt, or Tom Waits getting an oatmeal enema, or Tom Waits getting an oatmeal enema from a dying moose. And you know what? You’d pretty much be right. I can’t tell what the words are, but I think I heard him growl something about foreigners, or that nurse who keeps hiding his pills.
I’ve attached the song below, singing starts about 15 seconds in.
[Thanks to CHUD for finding this]

I prefer his version of “Rocketman”
He should have rapped.
He’s got jack shit on Shatner.
Why did he put my shit on Shatner?
Depicted: Clint Eastwood stares down a Terminator droid and makes it cry.
I’m having flashbacks to the time I got drunk and accidentally dialed the Muppet Fetish phone sex line and Grover kept answering.
Anyone else notice how this pic looks like that stupid Jeff Dunham puppet came to life?
Paint Your Wagon, bitches
Holy Shit Zero. You’re right.
Jack!, shut the fuck up.
I think Clint has really has really matured as an artist coming on leaps and bounds from his bubblegum pop roots.
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The web page for Gran Torino shows a dirt road in Kansas from 1815 that slowly transforms into this picture of Eastwood.
Anyone else notice how this pic looks like that stupid Jeff Dunham puppet came to life?
I think you really nailed it with that one, MiZ.
Clint at the G.T. audition;
Douchey PA: OK Mr. Clint, show me, joy.
Clint: {banner pic}
DPA: Alrighty, how about sad?
C: {banner pic}
DPA: Hmm, and, fear!
C: {banner pic}
DPA: Sure, sure, ah, happy suprise!
C: {banner pic}
DPA: Nice, nice, now, actor on edge of death!
C: {banner pic}
DPA: Jesus turd munching Christ that is incredible. Part’s yours!
Serves you right for not putting the URL to the month old post in your 4:34 Jack! Leave the door wide open, and a filmdrunk will walk through it and fuck your cat.
It’s creepy, no?
Where can I download this song for my callback ringtone? It’s the shit!
I hate you assholes.
I like when he sang……..
“Laaaast Christmas, I gave you my heaaart, the very next daaaay, you gav eit awaaaaaaay..”
“If a picture can paint a thousand words then why can’t i paint you?” Maybe Clint should have adopted Telly Savalas’ easy listening style.
There’s so much reverb on his voice, it sounds like he’s singing next to my whorex’s syphherpghono clogged twat.
he sounds like the snuffalapagus
Well, FDers, Ima gonna head home early and get an epic weekend long drunk on. Happy gluttony day! See y’all around the inter tubes I’m sure.
Later Crappy!
Are all you fags deserting me and… uh, Rock tomorrow? Where the hell has Bryce gone?
im gonna be here all alone with you too Al ;)
Hey, it’s not like you’ll be around on Boxing Day, Al.
You guys have to work on BOXING DAY???
Oh hi Bex, I forgot about you ;)
You seem to have mixed up a clip of Clint Eastwood with a clip of Marge Simpson.
The fuck is Boxing Day?
Boxing Day is when the Canadians celebrate allowing the British to quarter troops there during the revolutionary war by moving all of their stuff out of one room of their house, no?
Americans don’t have Boxing Day? hahahahahahahahaha *laughs like Vizzini upon believing he’d tricked Wesley. Keels over.
Charlie – when do they have their big electronics sales then??
Charlie – when do they have their big electronics sales then??
Whenever the LAPD decides to kick the shit out of a black dude again.
Ash Wednesday?
I would have expected a David Allen Coe song.
J, I love you man.
J, Bra-fucking-vo Sir!
Thanks guys. I’m sure karma will have me choke to death on a bite of sweet potato pie tomorrow.
Seriously, have a good Thanksgiving everybody. For my foreign friends, keep fighting the good fight.
That was brilliant, JHC.
Happy Thanksgiving you fat bastards.
Think i used that last year, too. It’s still valid though.
Ok. I finally took 4 minutes to create another account so I can play the avatar game with you fowl fornicators.
Does anyone else think that the picture of Clint looks like that Jeff Dunham puppet?
And Happy Thanksgiving, wipers of other people’s bottoms.
Jacktion! et al,
Thank you for visiting wwtdd and calling out the fuckwads. Jesus fucking Christ I’m sick of the Doc and Tengo soap opera. Please come back anytime as my personal guests.
Happy Thanksgiving
Upon hearing Clint sing, Helen Keller signed “What the shit?”
I don’t about you guys, but I’m celebrating a Happy Fuck-giving. *lowers Soulja Boy suglasses, does hip thrusts, and winks at all the boys*