Comments on: CHRIS NOLAN SUED FOR KILLING TURKISH WOMEN

By: wewillselfdestruct

wewillselfdestruct — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:21:04 +0000

Baz Luhrmann had better hope Australia doesn’t see what his new film is called or he’s fucked.

By: Red

Red — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:32:33 +0000

The proud people of Ass Bandits, Croatia are also preparing 78 separate cases.

By: witty nickname

witty nickname — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:05:04 +0000

You’ll notice that Kalkan never explicitly names Chris Nolan. Are we sure they aren’t just now getting the Keaton version?

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:04:41 +0000

After 18 years, They Might be Giants finally feel vindicated as the news reporter got the location correct.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:03:31 +0000

The varsity football team in Batman, Turkey has a long standing rivalry with neighboring town, Joker.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:02:13 +0000

While in Batman, don’t order the Alfred-O sauce; trust me on this one.

By: Rock Strongo

Rock Strongo — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:59:56 +0000

In Batman they recently tore down statues of Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney and replaced them with one of Christian Bale

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:55:19 +0000

All the sidewalks in Batman, Turkey are built to resemble sides of buildings.

By: Mark It Zero

Mark It Zero — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:52:04 +0000

Batman’s Mayor has never been thoroughly vetted by the press because everytime he gets a tough question, he uses his grappling hook and gets the fuck out of there.

By: Rock Strongo

Rock Strongo — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:50:21 +0000

In Batman, everyone speaks Turkish in a fake, gravelly voice