Cadillac Records opens December 5th, and now it has a poster (click the thumbnail below for full size). Apparently there aren’t any black actresses in Hollywood so they keep having to use singers. Doot, da-doot da-doot da-doot, doot da-doot doot, da-doot da-doot…
UPDATE: You can thank Michelle for directing us to this truly disturbing Tori Amos video starring Adrian Brody, or at least Adrian Brody’s face and arm.
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I didn’t even know Tracy Morgan could play guitar.
Apparently there aren’t any white actors left in Hollywood either b/c they keep using Adrien Brody. Seriously, what the fuck ethnicity is he anyway?
Follow the beat to the source? So this is about my girlfriend?
She’s going to crap her pants when she turns around and sees that nose.
Terrence Howard would have played the shit out of Beyonce’s role.
So, is this like Empire Records as told by Tyler Perry?
Kurg – close but no cigar. That’s Tracy Chapman.
They put Beyonce and Brody in a movie and think I’m going to go see that? They must not know ’bout me. I’ll be in the theater on the left, on the left.
Robo, you so cool ice dont melt in your mouth
Beyonce simply stole this performance from an unknown and much more talented actress.
I want to see this movie, but unfortunately I’m cadillactose intolerant.
Is this a cautionary tale about the Source Awards?
No, Cin, that would be “Thank You for Not Stabbing: the Untold story of The Source Awards”
Is she singing into a torque wrench?
Adrien Brody is a habitual liar.
yes
Adrian Brody always knows who farted.
The Mighty Feklahr understands that Beyonce’s brother has a small roll as the family’s red-headed stepchild.
Adrien Brody and Barbara Streisand once had a kid. They named him Holyshithisnoseishuge.
Adrien Brody creates more carbon dioxide by 7 AM than most people do all day.
Adrien Brody formed a Doo-wop group in high school called Shnoz-Na-Na.
The last time Adrien Brody blew his nose, dinosaurs went extinct.
Adrien Brody’s next role will be a vampire in the movie Noseferatu.
Am I the only one playing?
Adrien Brody once had an allergy attack. Long story short, New Orleans still isn’t completely rebuilt.
Adrien Brody’s nose has a bigger dick than Adrien Brody does.
Adrien Brody has a jetpack. It’s called “sneezing”.
Hey! They stole that slogan from Papa Tortellini’s Pizzeria!
Follow De Pizza To De Sauce!
a movie with beyonce? he nose better…
Chief Brody saw Adrian Brody’s nose and said, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Hey! They stole that slogan from the battered woman’s shelter!
That video will haunt my dreams
Did it suddenly get a lot sexier in here? All I have are ads with girls in lingerie for some reason.
I liked Adrien Brody better when he was leading me to a tasty bowl of Fruit Loops.
Follow the beat to the source – the black chick.
Is all that lady smooching in the banners about Prop 8? And people beating Prop 8? (Is Prop 8 a weenis?)
Adrian Brody sure has recovered from the cast type he earned playing Screetch all thoes years.
It started getting sexy when I showed up, Al.
Jack, agreed. My favourite is “Blondes have more fun… WHEN THEY’RE NAKED!”
(It’s true, you see)
Its just me, Al. Dont let the sexy scare you
New post – now we have sex AND money.
new up
Adrien Brody can smell the future.
Adrien Brody is half Jew, half Irish which makes his Irish Jew nose redundant.
Putting a trojan condom add in front of a Tori Amos video is a bit excessive. All I need is the Tori Amos video to not want to have sex