I’m a little more excited for JCVD than for this, but I can’t deny that Bruce Campbell leaves particles of guys like Van Damme in his wind. I think he could take Van Damme and Seagal at the same time, especially if he had a chainsaw for a hand.
Trailer also available in HD at Apple.
10/26 Austin, TX: Alamo Drafthouse
Black Curtain screening/premiere
with Harry Knowles.
320 E 6th Street
Austin, TX 7870110/31-11/2 NYC: The Sunshine Theatre
143 E Houston St
New York, NY 1000211/5 Philadelphia, PA: The Ritz
400 Ranstead Street
Philadelphia, PA 1910611/7 Boston, MA: Kendall Theatre
1 Kendall Square
Cambridge, MA 0213911/9 Hartford, CT: Cinema City
235 Brainard Rd
Hartford, CT 0611411/12 New Haven, CT: Criterion Cinemas
86 Temple St
New Haven, CT 0651011/14 Baltimore, MD: Harbor East
645 S. President Street,
Baltimore, MD 2120211/15 Washington D.C.: E Street Theatre
555 11th Street NW
Washington, DC 2000411/19 Columbus, OH: Landmark’s Gateway Theater
1550 N. High St.
Columbus Ohio 4320111/20 Toledo, OH: Levis Commons
3201 Levis Commons Blvd
Perrysburg, OH 4355111/21-23 Detroit, MI: Main Art Theatre
118 N Main St,
Royal Oak, MI 11/28-30 Chicago, IL: Century Centre Theatre
2828 N Clark St
Chicago, IL 6065712/1 Decatur, IL: Huston’s Avon Theatre
426 N. Water St.
Decatur, Illinois 6252312/3 Madison, WI: Sundance
430 N Midvale Blvd
Madison, WI 5370512/5-7 Minneapolis, MN:Lagoon Theatre
1320 Lagoon, Avenue
Minneapolis, MN 5540812/12 Seattle, WA: Varsity
4329 University Way NE
Seattle, WA 9810512/13-14 Portland, OR: Fox Theatre (AKA Fox Tower 10)
846 SW Park Ave
Portland, OR 9720512/15 Medford, OR: TBD
12/17 San Francisco, CA: Embarcadero Center
One Embarcadero Center, Promenade Level
San Francisco, CA 94111
-or-
Bridge Theatre
3010 Geary Blvd
San Francisco, CA 9411812/18 Berkeley, CA: California Theatre
2113 Kittredge Street (Between Oxford and Shattuck)
Berkeley, CA 9470412/19-21 Los Angeles, CA: Nuart Theatre
11272 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90025
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They never come to Iowa City! :(
Why don’t you just TELL me the appearance you’d like to see.
No Canadian dates because we don’t believe in movie theatres and actors are demons out to steal our souls.
If Adrien Brody’s nose and Bruce Campell’s chin mated, you’d get Rocky Dennis’ face.
Stoney was that a relatively obscure Seinfeld reference? I heart you.
Jack! I think that would actually make a nutcracker
No Florida dates. The rest of the country hates us, right? Be honest with me.
Burnsy, maybe if your state didn’t make the country look like its cock was hanging out, we’d like you
Burnsy, we’ll let you know if the rest of country hates you after we see what you guys do tomorrow.
In unrelated news, Bruce Jenner goes A2M.
SS, are you referring to his recent surgeries?
But Vince – what time does the next NE Corridor train leave from Penn Station?
Penn Station makes the best sandwiches ever!
Broseph, wait til you see what we’ve got planned for tomorrow. We’re going to make 2000 look like House Party 3.
Are old people going to mysteriously vote for Pat Buchanan again?
I hope they dont vote for the socialist republic. I will cry
Is there some sort of election about to occur in your country?
Remember “hanging chads”? Throw in some Anthrax and angry bees and you’ve got a small glimpse at what Florida’s bringing.
NOT THE BEES!!
Wait, let me guess! This time people HAVE to punch two holes in order to vote for the democrat!
Seriously, I can’t wait until the woman who considers herself the guardian of Russia becomes President.
The one perk of living in Columbus Ohio on OSU Campus: Watching Bruce Campbell drunkenly try to fuck sorority girls after introducing his movie.
I laughed a lot during the trailer, but only because I kept thinking about fat kids falling down escalators.
This may be the best movie Bruce has done since “Sky High”.
So, was I the only one that thought there were conntiuity issues with the Evil Dead movies?
Oh Fek
aza, Bruce could fuck me anytime.
<— owns one of the voting ‘machines’ from the 2000 election in Florida.
It’s not as exciting as it sounds.
I mean, ah, did I say that out loud? In other news, my husband gives me a free pass on Rob Zombie, so I got that going for me.
Bubba HoTep is an awesome movie.
Voting machine? Is that what they call a pen and paper nowadays? Fancy. There’s a lot of love for Bruce Campbell, how come, cameos in Sam Raimi movies apart, we hardly ever see him in anything decent? This looks kind of okay though.
OMG Stoney, did I mention I heart you?
I sure hope “Rhinestone Cowboy” is part of the setlist.
Why god why?!? I work like 2 fucking blocks away from the Sunshine Theater on Houston, and I had no fucking clue he was there. That sucks.