BROKEN LIZARDS TEAM W COUNTING CROWS
11.12.08
Broken Lizard, the comedy troupe, er troop, grr! behind Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, and the upcoming Slammin Salmon, are teaming up with Counting Crows lead singer Adam Duritz for their next project, Freeloaders.
Story revolves around five guys and a girl who live in the lap of luxury in a rock star’s mansion. But their sweet situation is threatened when the rock star decides to sell the home.
Dan Rosen wrote the screenplay with the Gigolo Aunts lead singer Dave Gibbs. Rosen is attached to direct, while Duritz is producing. [Variety]
I hope Adam Duritz plays a freeloader, because no one likes white guys with dreadlocks. When you’re white, having dreadlocks can either mean “I’m crazy and homeless” or “I’m rich and I hate my parents,” and in either case I translate it to “Don’t hang out with me.”
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*puts on serious pants*
Of the films Mr. Digit listed there about Broken Lizard, Super Troopers is the only one I’ve seen. Am I missing out?
*takes pants back off*
Not so funny meow, am I?
Let me think… Club Dread sucked, Beerfest sucked… Nope, J. You’re fine.
Is he dressed like that on purpose, or are those the glasses of a blind man?
Slimey Lizard
He looks like RDJ in pimp-face.
But fatter.
Sideshow Bob is real?
Dan Rosen will not be directing.
It is with a heavy heart that I report to you that Dan Rosen, and friend Bob Crantzin were involved in an accident last night when their car collided head on with the car of NBA commissioner David Stern and his friend Johnny Guild.
Rosen, Crantzin, Guild, and Stern are dead.
According to the Broken Lizard guys, the guys from the State and Stella stole their idea that later became Reno 911. Thank God for theft.
Boy, I put a lot of effort into a joke that half of you probably won’t get, and the other half probably won’t think is funny.
In America, it’s “Hobo”, but with Adam Duritz, it’s “Ho-Bling”.
I’m not sure which half i’ll fall into as i can’t tell them apart.
Dear Jacktion!,
If I ever have to fuck a dude to save my life, I pick you. That.was.aw.some.
Sincerly,
Direcrapmuttasticbasket
Mr. Jones and Me would rather see an Aries Spears biopic.
Counting Crows fucking sucks and if you try to defend them to Him, He WILL come and find you, and you WILL regret it.
I’m both halves, Jack!. But don’t use me as a measuring stick. I’m easily dumb enough for three or four people.
I don’t get it, but based on Crappy’s reaction, I wish someone would explain it to me.
Jack!-He got it, but thought it was “humorous”, not really “ROFLKOTAL!” Then again, He was just fighting with a bunch of “Climate Change Deniers” on Topix, so He is pretty pissy.
I didn’t think it was ROFLKOTAL either, but I came up with it, so I had to use it.
I like to be ambitious with my jokes.
I’m sorry, I meant “jokes”
::: looks at Fek’s avatar, stack of Counting Crows CDs :::
Yeah, fuck this guy!
Dear Al,
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were characters in Shakespere’s Macbeth. They were patsies in a plot to kill Macbeth but were outsmarted by Macbeth and killed by the king of England.
Best wishes,
Diremutt
P.S. You’re a chick?
Peet-let Him summarize: Don’t be afraid of His hammer, Grond. Be afraid of His IMAGINATION.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosencrantz_and_Guildenstern_Are_Dead
Yeah. RasTrent can go fuck himself.
Dear Crappy,
Thank you.
P.S. You’re a guy?
Don’t ask me how, but back in the day Liberasta there banged the entire female cast of Friends, including David Schwimmer. Now he looks like he’s dressing as every SNL character Adam Sandberg has ever played at the same time.
add an a to Shakespeare and also that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead was a funny movie.
Let me try this again and see if it works this time.
::: tips his pissboot to Stoney for the beating him to the Ras Trent reference :::
I knew if I waited long enough, someone else would ask what the fuck Jack!’s joke meant. Thanks Al!
*looks in pants*
P.S. I’m a guy? FTW?
Also a funny play.
The Mighty Feklahr kind of feels like mangling this Adam Durstwichz’s skull with a Loo-eez-ville fakkin’ sluggah!
True story, I played Guildenstern in high school, AND was the stage manager. We went to the Shakespeare Fest in SLC Utah and I got a mormon drunk on peppermint shnapps and fucked her :)
Don’t mention the Scottish play, especially when you mean Hamlet. Oh yeah, fucking convenient how Shakespeare solved that plot development. Fucking pirates.
What is this post about again?
Oh…
That asshole looks like Liberace (sp? I ain’t looking it up) ejaculated on him.
Crap-Hey, I said I wanted to mangle the guy’s fucking skull! Stay on topic!
CB, I called a Welshie, English last time I was in Vegas and I thought the old fuck was gonna stab me in the neck. Why does everybody around England hate the fucking limeys so much? Are y’all just assholes, stink, don’t mow the lawn…?
So what do you call a pimp without hos?
Oh, yeah! A Durst douchebag dressed like a needledick tranny!
New, super sexy, up. For the ladies.
The look o his face can mean one of two things; I think I’m cool, or, cropdusting.
I a guy ever looked like he uses babywipes to clean shit off of his brown hole, that guy does.
The best insult i ever heard directed at a Welshman was “Why don’t you fuck off back to Wales and eats some welks, you welk eating bastard.” Which was then immediately diluted by the insulter inquiring, “The Welsh eat welks, don’t they?” “No, it’s leeks”
Dan Rosen will not be directing.
It is with a heavy heart that I report to you that Dan Rosen, and friend Bob Crantzin were involved in an accident last night when their car collided head on with the car of NBA commissioner David Stern and his friend Johnny Guild.
Rosen, Crantzin, Guild, and Stern are dead
I wasn’t around for this earlier, but it made me smile-groan, in a good way.
Why can’t Adam Duritz go away? I mean Mr. Jones was a big song, but you don’t see Amy Grant whoring it up (is Amy Grant a whore? hmmm)