Comments on: BRETT RATNER, SO HOT RIGHT NOW

By: NoMoPolenta

NoMoPolenta — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:06:51 +0000

Ratner “gets” the character of Conan? Imagine the complexity of a mindless barbarian!

Also, those Guitar Hero commercials suck. That is all. Go back to masterbating.

By: NoMoPolenta

NoMoPolenta — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:03:22 +0000

That video made me shiver. I thought about yelling out “HE’S BEHIND YOU!!! RUNNNNN!” but then realized it was Ratner so kinda hoped MJ would catch him.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:42:07 +0000

Hey Brett, how much does the Challahcost?

By: Charlie Br0nze

Charlie Br0nze — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:41:28 +0000

Enthusiasm goes a long way in Hollywood. Kind of like how fanaticism went a long way in Nazi Germany.

By: LinzayLou

LinzayLou — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:31:02 +0000

And now a look into the Jewish mentality... He understands the ~~character~~money, he analyzed the ~~script~~money really well. He knows how to make ~~this a really big movie~~money. I like his childlike enthusiasm–he ~~almost~~ sees ~~these movies~~money as wonderful ~~toys~~. What can I say, he’s a nice, likable Jewish boy.” Think of how awesome X3 would have been if Hitler won the war.

By: The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:27:49 +0000

And yet it was Ratner that made the Lecter movie WITHOUT the sociopathic crossdresser. Well, that was in *front* of the camera…

By: brooklyn

brooklyn — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:24:24 +0000

Alternate headline: “BRETT RATNER, SO MANY HOT POCKETS RIGHT NOW”

By: The Mighty Feklahr

The Mighty Feklahr — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:22:14 +0000

I just discovered this excerpt from 10-year old Brett’s Conan story:

Bruns, that whole post made Him ROFLQAPLAH!

By: Rock Strongo

Rock Strongo — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:21:59 +0000

J, if you are right, I might just end up trying to stop a bus with Ratner’s face

By: JHC

JHC — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:19:05 +0000

Chris Tucker as Axel, Dane Cook as Rosewood, and Travolta as Taggart. Just sayin’. Don’t be surprised when I’m right and you read about me in the obits because I tried to stop a bus with my thoughts.