11.25.08 SHATNER TALKS ENTERPRISE, FIGHTS A LIZARD
Here’s the real Bill Shatner giving JJ Abrams a piece of his mind vis a vis the design for the new enterprise. Holy shit, this is gonna be so controversial!
“To me it looks very much like the old Enterprise, which is terrific. It was a great design, a great, imaginative design. I gotta tell all of you, whether a window is blue or green, whether it’s up here or down there, it really doesn’t matter. What matters is that… it’s ship shape.”
And he continues, in a similarly nonsensical fashion. Basically, he says the new Star Trek will be good if it’s like old Star Trek. Hey! You know what this post could use? A fight scene from the original Star Trek!
BEST. FIGHT SCENE. EVER. Though I must point out - reptilians don’t have ears, dude. So you can’t box their ears. Trust me, I’ve tried. This may have actually benefited from some shakey cam.
[Shatner response video via /Film]
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SHATNER TALKS ENTERPRISE, FIGHTS A LIZARD
Shatner has ADD?! So clear to me now…
Shatner also added that he didn’t care if the ship had DirecTV or Dish Network, just so long as it wasn’t Time Warner.
Shatner is going down the Stan Lee road. “And then I wrote, directed, photographed, and designed Star Trek, and also played all of the roles, included Yeoman Rand.”
If this isn’t Lazarus fighting himself, FD is DEAD2HIM!
Shatner did add that he could get you a room in the new Enterprise for less than $150 per night.
Walter Koenig and George Takei also volunteered their opinions on the new Star Trek movie but nobody was listening.
If this isn’t Kirk telling off Spock about being a half-breed and getting his ass kicked, FD is DEAD2HIM!
Shatner finished with berating Gaygay by calling him a pussycrinkle for paying booking fees.
Fuckin-A! Between reading old posts, then re-writing that one four times to get it right, I’m glad the end result was me tripping over my own dick and faceplanting into a bag of shit.
George Takei thinks the engines look scrumptious.
A lizard? That is Gorn.
In related news, if my Mom was still alive, I would be living in her basement.
Priceline Negotiator.
KAAAAAAHN!
George Takei asked if he could help the new Sulu practice “spacedocking.”
Seriously. That’s all I got.
I’m not a Star Trek fan
Is it a zombie lizard? Is that why it moves so slow?
Damn, he was a handsome man 80 years ago.
“Though I must point out - reptilians don’t have ears, dude. So you can’t box their ears. Trust me, I’ve tried.”
You must have never fought a Lying Cunt Snake before, Vince.
When Kirk yells, “SHIELDS!” Uhura pulls out a box of Shields: With Nacelles.
P a u l y, I totally lol’d at your LCS callback. FYI. In a hetero way.
Truly - when you have to act out a serious scene with a dude dressed up in a rubber lizard suit on a stage with paper mache rocks - THAT. IS. ACTING.
*winks at Crap, continues jacking off into box of Animal Crackers*
If I’m going to give someone a piece of my mind, I am certainly not going to use a wet erase marker to do it.
William Shatner would get his ass kicked in a REAL interstellar game of stratego. Just saying “divert power from rear shields” and “fire!” doesn’t make a good captain. You gotta have the intuition to communicate things like “lock the doors, black dude by stop sign” and “COP! Keep tha blunt down” to be a real captain.
*puts on captains hat, straddles log*
See, cuz Shields were an old feminine hygene product, and the nacelles on the enterprise are those things that stick out and are kinda like wings…
…helloooo.
{goes back to reading old posts}
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