Uh, I’m here for the gangbang?
Cadillac Records just released a trailer. The story of Chess Records, it features Beyoncé as Etta James, Adrien Brody as Leonard Chess, Jeffrey Wright as Muddy Waters, and Mos Def as Chuck Berry. Beyoncé still can’t really act, but she does do that black girl neck thing a lot. I wish I could do that.
(trailer after the jump)
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Is that banner pic in 3D?
I hope they don’t cut the scene where Chuck Berry pees on Etta. That was some amazing acting on Mos Def’s part.
“Follow the beat to the source” sounds like the tagline for a Tina Turner movie.
Brody’s first role was as Toucan Sam
That neck thing is more functional than many of you realize.
I’ve always said you can’t spell Leonard Chess without S-H-A-D-E N-O-S-E.
Jeff Goldblum has a bit part as “money schmoozing lawyer”.
In other news, just what the fuck is Jeff Goldblum doing these days? Has he turned back to normal since the fly thingy?
Fek, i think he’s been practicing for the next role that will have him saying “Must go faster, must go faster!”
If Beyonce is serious about wanting to be called Sasha Fierce, then I’m demanding to be called Maximus Oakcock from here on out.
While she may not qualify as an actress, being good at the neck thing qualifies her as a BLACKTRESS
What’s wiff all the negros in the posts today, did something happen?
That black girl neck thing is a lot easier to do than that black guy neck thing (takes less rope too).
uhhh…GRRR… I’M A GRANT FUHR FAN!
Beyonce may not be a good actress, but she will always be amazing as the recipient of my knuckle children when i watch videos on BET.
Are we giving up on the jokes about Adrien Brody’s nose?
Don’t you want to follow the beat to the dead horse?
Follow the beating to the Source Awards.
We all know Marty McFly invented rock and roll.
I would’ve pegged Jennifer Hudson as the lead seeing as she’s gonna have more free time on her hands now that she won’t have family reunions to attend.
nvr2soon
Come on Lance, it was either Beyonce or Martin Lawrence in a dress – they are the only two options for a black female lead these days.
You forgot about Tyler Perry in a dress.
Black Girl Neck Thing = A blowjob that doesn’t even go halfway down the shaft?
Or Eddy Murphie in a fat suit in a dress
Come on now, you dont have a wide selection of “black” leads that sing. Unless of course R. kelly is avaiable…
I do have a pretty wide selection of “black” heads that sting…adolescence is hard.
…I’ll be here in the corner reflecting on why it’s bad to try too hard.
*availble
lets try this one more time… keyboard is dying son of a bitch……..* avaiable thanks :)
That was funny
HOLY FUCKING YAWEH!! Check out the hook beak on that fucker!
NEW UP!!! A skibbidy doo dap da dooo dap dahh….
“Sex had a sound”
It still does – the sound of disappointment and laughter.