IFC Films bought the rights to Che, the combined version of Steven Soderbergh’s two films about Che Guevara, The Guerilla and The Argentine. They’ll be releasing the four-hour flick for one week in New York and Los Angeles starting December 12th in order to qualify for 2008 awards. Said a spokesperson, “The rest of the country can go F themselves.”
After that, The Argentine will be released in January. I haven’t seen either film, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say a lot of it involves Benicio Del Toro squinting and smoking cigarettes.
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I don’t have enough room left in my head for TWO unforgettable movies. Maybe one – one and a half but I’m going to hold out for Neverending Story 3.
“That shit was really fucking long!” – Jeffrey Soreass, AICN.
“I loved it, I had time to eat 9 super combos” – Harry Knowles, AICN
I wasn’t aware the Argentine was in captivity.
“So you combined two movies into one. TouCHE”
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHH We won’t get fooled again!
-Horatio Caine
Last night, Zog get phone call General Zod. General Zod bad, bad, bad, but General Zod congratulate Zog victory. Zog thank General Zod service to planet, though Zog not sure exactly Zod do.
Zog humbled be elected leader. Zog promise do what Zog must do stay in charge. Zog know Zog have much work ahead Zog, but Zog know Zog count on your help.
In closing, Zog ask you please bring Zog coyote.
I have a home video that starts with the words “Optimum Releasing”. It documents the exactly 2 times that I was able to hold out until after full penetration.
That Zosoz Risk Free Poker animated chick over to the right is one hot dirty whore.
Is this the trailer that E supposedly leaked? What happened to the Drama cameo, or did his screen time get cut? Vinnie looks just like Che.
at least in the makeup
Zog, you must have smiled at least a little inside last night when Zod’s running mate was booed at his rally and almost started crying. I like to tuck that little mental picture under my pillow at night — right before dry humping it.
Zog buy me mini coyote to raise now?
The only revolutionary thing about Del Toro that I can think of is when I realized that skinny fucker was in License to Kill. Thanks TBS!
Benecio was asked to play Che only after each of the Jonas brothers turned down the role. True fact.
Zog put coyote every pot.
That man is revolting!
How many people do they need to pull off a heist? What is this Ocean’s 259?
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