I broke my own rules this week when I reported on Jeffrey Tambor and later Ron Howard saying the Arrested Development movie was go for launch. As positive as they sounded, Jeffrey Tambor is an actor and Ron Howard is a former child actor, so between them they have all the credibility of a schizophrenic crack whore. However, The Hollywood Reporter is now reporting that both Howard and director Mitch Hurwitz have reached deals with Imagine and Fox Searchlight, so it’s with a fair degree of certainty that we can say an Arrested Development movie will happen.
Now, let us never speak of this again. At least until a trailer comes out, at which point our avatars can have a heated discussion about how they took a good show and bukkake’d all over its corpse, and their families should all be raped to death by syphilitic hyenas. This is an outrage! What will I do with these Handi-Snacks now that I’ve lost my appetite?
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*emails mom to send down box of cut-off jorts*
So, are we not supposed to comment on the post then? Because that would kinda negate the whole Filmdrunkard experience.
Lince, you left off the:
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GlenFeklahrtag!
You forgot to mention the literary references.
If I’m going to bukkake all over a dead show’s corpse, then my dead show is going to be ‘Small Wonder’.
What? It’s not pedophilia if she’s a fucking robot, is it?
Donk-ever see that porno where the girl is supposed to be a pleasure droid? What fun is it if they don’t fight back? Then again, you could just unplug her and pretend you gave her a roofie, He guesses…
Well no Donk, If shes a fucking robot, that would be her purpose, now wouldn’t it? Come to think of it… that might be a good way to keep the pedophiles out of trouble
(runs off to buy fucking robot of 13 year old girl)
Alia Shawkat looks like she’s got about 6 good years of perky whorishness before she turns into every Jewish woman ever.
Fek, which one?
their families should all be raped to death by syphilitic hyenas.
That’s just mean. Why give the hyenas syphilis if their families aren’t going to survive the rape?
Donk-Weird Science
Is she telling me where she wants me to shit in the banner pic?
Fek, I often had dreams about unplugging her, then plugging her, then unplugging her, then plugging her…
My ex wife used to pretend she was an unplugged robot during sex. At least that’s what I used to tell myself.
…..at which point our avatars can have a heated discussion about how they took a good show and bukkake’d all over its corpse….
Donk’s avatar can give a fuck less
<——— wants those Handi-snacks.
^ Loves Handi-snacks
^Loves handi-jobs.
Donk’s avatar looks like his large intestine and colon don’t like processed cheese foods.
I don’t know what George-Michael was so conflicted about. I would bang her if she was my sister, mom and cousin.
I would rather she be my sister, mom or cousin.