So I’m bangin this frozen turkey I’d microwaved, right….
At a recent press junket to promote Frost/Nixon, a reporter from Maxim (video after the jump) asked Ron Howard about the possibility of an Arrested Development movie. Howard, who was a producer and the narrator on the show, said “I think it’s very promising, we’re just lacking that one thing that we really need, which is a script.” But he adds that the director is working on it, the cast is ready to go, and the studio is interested.
Elsewhere, Clint Howard was asked about the possibility another slice of pie and bit the waitress’ nose off. She’s currently undergoing an intense regimen of antibiotics and just might pull through.
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Ron Howard will star alongside Jason Statham in a remake of Twins.
Ron suddenly jumped on the table, whipped out his pecker, and soaked down the reporter from Maxim with urine, screaming, “YOU DOWN WITH OPIE PEE? YA YOU KNOW ME!”
Fek, be honest – how long have you been waiting to use that?
Al-100% honesty:negative 57 nanoseconds.
If you’d have told me 20 years ago that Clint would end up being the
betterleast weird looking of the Howard brothers, I’d have told you you were fucked in the head.They want to start filming the Arrested movie immediately but they’re not sure if Ed Begley Jr. is available.
Ron Howard talking about Frost/Nixon to a reporter from Maxim?
That’s like Rosie O’Donnel talking about a Betty Friedmen documentary to Cosmopolitan.
When has Hollywood ever let something so unimportant like a lack of a script get in the way of their brilliant ideas?
While stuck behind some retards at the grocery store last night I looked at the Jessica Simpson’s tits on the cover of Cosmo then noticed to words printed next to them;
Your Orgasm Face, What Hes Thinking.
Save your $5 girls, he’s thinking,
TIME FOR ORAL!
“to” is the new “the”
So the movie is already underway, but no script means it was Arrested in Development? I mean, come on, can you get much bette-
J, did you at least leave a magazine or something for me in the corner?
It’s funny that shit ratings killed Family Guy but then a cult following and huge DVD sales brought it back to equally shit ratings. Then Arrested Development gets killed by shit ratings, and now a cult following and strong DVD sales don’t matter.
In conclusion, fuck FOX.
Jeesus, on third review that whole post was a fuckupapalooza.
Time for a bump!
Last time I was there, Zero (thirty seconds ago) there was a Hustler from 10 years ago, pre-penetration so it sucks, and a few Fig Newtons.
Burns – Megan? OK.
I meant Matthew… Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Points at J’s last comment.
HAHA! Loser!
All he needs is a script? He can use mine! Which is about a blog commenter who wackily takes a job as thong inspector at an all-girls high school.
Ron, you don’t have to actually make the movie; a day of auditions is all I ask.
Why can’t I open this damn thing? Hey look, when did Newtons come with frosting?
I am very excited by the promise of this moving being made, released in theaters, reading about every punchline, seeing all the funny stuff in trailers, then finally renting to watch on my 27″ television because I no longer get out of the house except to go to work.
Doing an Arrested Development movie would be stupid. It would be as fucked as X-Files was because; A) Only fans would understand what the fuck was happening or B) Fans would hate it because of all the expositionary elements that would be needed to explain to non-fans WTF is going on would be grating and dull to them.
How about a mini-series on FX or something if you can’t bring the series back?
JHC, holy SHIT I had to read that 5 times before I figured out who the hell you were talking to and what it was about.
Why you makin’ me work today?
The BBC has a history of importing raved about US TV comedies and then almost apologetically airing them. It was like a treasure hunt trying to find this, Seinfeld or Larry Sanders in the schedules. Oh, and as to showing them consecutively, y’know in case there was a story thread or running gags; fuck that.
Now you got me trying to figure out if you’re talking about the Clint Howard post or about what I did in the corner when nobody was looking, Al.
SAW!!! What I saw in the corner. I wasn’t doing anything gross in the corner. *gives Boyscout salute* Honest Injun.
Wow I can’t wait to not go see this movie.
JHC if u touch yourself in a impure way can u forgive yourself or do u have to do the stupid repentience shit like the rest of us.
Frost Nixon?
I didn’t know they froze him.
Although, Futurama makes much more sense now.
JHC, those were supposed to be for the next time we play “Last Guy to Come.”
I’ll go see this movie 50 times, even if it sucks, out of the hope that they might make another.
Where the fuck is the new guy, so I? He/she can’t win a COTW by being a fuck ‘em and street ‘em poster.
onejon, since I just usually fuck one of the holes in my hands, I’m not “technically” touching myself, so it’s all good.
@JHC–didn’t you mean holes in your *wrists*?
/Busted; false Christ.
Sometimes it feels like JHC is fucking the hole in my
asssoul.Dammit Maxwell, now how am I gonna get chicks to sleep with me? Ruphies? Pay for it? I’m a man of principle.
Thanks JHC, I’m going to hell for laughing at that. Jerk.
Whoa! Next we’ll learn that Fek isn’t a real Cardassian.
*steps back from Charlie*
Uh oh.
Sorry Al.
pssst – I was laughing at the holes in your hands thing.
My timing is all wrong with you today. Straighten up and fly right, will you?
New, rather demanding, up.
I”m sacrificing Ron Howard films in the current economy.