On the heels of a Robert Pattinson interview in which he described being almost embarrassed to read Stephenie Meyer’s repressed sex fantasy, come similar sentiments in a new statement from his co-star Kristen Stewart. Of obsessed fans crowding the set, Stewart told MSN:
“I was like, ‘You guys are celebrating something that has not come true yet. So, you are really retarded and have nothing to do with this creative process and I really don’t want to hear you celebrate in front of me. Get out of here! It’s my responsibility!’”
“You can go online and it’s very intangible. I mean, who knows how many of these girls there are? It’s probably just the same five girls going on every message board and gabbing on about it,” Stewart says. “But to have literally, like, a room of over 5,000 people screaming at you makes you want to cry. It’s not like, ‘Oh, this is so great.’ I think it’s literally like an instinct. To have that sort of energy forced at you? You start to wither.” [via RopeofSilicon]
I kind of feel bad for these actors, who seem not to have known what they were getting into, and now the studio is planning three sequels and they have a bunch of weirdos following their every move. It’s kind of like when strangers come up to ask for my autograph. It’s like, go away, fattie, I’m trying to tan.

The best advice I can give her is to go out as quickly as possible and do a film with tons of nudity, preferably full frontal. That should take care of those pesky sequels and this raging boner in one swell foop.
I’d like to make a Kristen Stewart hair doll.
Bravo, Stinky, bravo.
On Monday, there will be a post about how much Stephenie Meyer hates Twilight.
So, you are really retarded and have nothing to do with this creative process and I really don’t want to hear you celebrate in front of me.
Never go full Twilight.
What, Lince, now He is a “stranger”??? *sobs and rifles through Mangina’s trash some more*
Why does it seem like only fat, ugly, under-educated, stupid people like Twilight?
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Did He just answer His own question? Oh, and why do they dress so forshakky?
“You guys are celebrating something that has not come true yet.”
I told that to my racist, Floridian grandparents last Tuesday, but they insisted I was just “acting gay”.
Shhhhhhhhh, Kristen Stewart, shhhhhhh…just be quiet and pretend that you’re not yet legal.
If Stephenie Meyer’s brother Lane had written this, it would’ve been called Better Off Undead.
“But to have literally, like, a room of over 5,000 people screaming at you…”
Well bitch, if it were a walk cakewalk, then they wouldn’t call it “Bukkake”, now would they?
It is kind of refreshing and hopefully more actors will speak candidly about the abortions they’re performing in. Your move, guy who’s landed the Punisher role.
Her next interview will be with Playboy explaining how much she likes sex, why she has no bush, and how starring in an abstinence parable motivated her to bare all
p.s. a “walk cakewalk” is waaaayyyyy cooler than just any regular cakewalk.
Fuck you and goodnight.
This is kind of funny, considering the topic of this thread:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27706367/
P.S. It’s safe for work. Sorry about that last one.
And if it were written by her other brother Nicholas Meyer the story would last til’ eternity and be called “The Day After, and The One After That, and That, and That…”
Thom Creed pre-ordered his Twilight tickets on Fandango.
Thom Creed pre-ordered his Twilight tickets on
FanMandango.FIXED!
Good to see they’re employing the same marketing strategy as Cartman’s amusement park.
VaLince stopped whacking and threw up another quick post.
Lance, did you really have to bring that up to the group?
**sniff**
I promised myself I wouldnt cry, you bastard!
BITCH!!! y the hell would you become an actress if you dont want fans? those “crazy obsessed fans” are pretty much giving you your paycheck and ensuring you can continue on in this industry! how rude of her to talk down of those who are twilight fans! if it weren’t for us, you wouldn’t be making a movie!! IDIOT!! i was a fan of her’s but not anymore!!