Fanboys is the many times delayed, much-discussed film about a group of guys who break into George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch to steal a print of Episode I for a dying friend. I won’t get into to the behind the scenes squabbles because they’re boring and mostly involve unattractive people, but suffice to say it opens February 6th 2009 after originally being set for August 2007. The film also features Kristen Bell in a slave Leia outfit, which is apparently a selling point for some people. So far she seems to me like another Jessica Alba, someone who’s cute but not nearly hot enough to justify how uninteresting I find her. She also appears to about three apples tall.
Having not seen this movie yet, I give it two “Mehs” and half a dismissive wanking motion.


A movie about guys that quote Star Wars? How’d they sneak a camera into my mom’s basement?
Just kidding. We don’t have basements down here in the Dirty Souff.
THIS IS CRAP!
Kristin Bell works at Subway?
5….5 dollar….5 dollar foot loooonng.
Oh, Erswi, how I love thee…
“I look nothing like Ethan Suplee” – Harry Knowles, AICN
Banner pic: You want to come in this thing? You are braver than I thought!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that the fucking “Dude, you got a Dell!” guy?
I had forgotten this movie even existed. i remember seeing a preview for it a couple of years ago on my VHS copy of “Red Dawn”.
No, Fek, its the sex-in-the-confessional Detroit Rock City guy.
I heard
I had forgotten this movie even existed. i remember seeing a preview for it a couple of years ago on my VHS copy of “Red Dawn”.
Yeah, apparently this is the Chinese Democracy of film.
No, Lin, its less old, bloated, and retains the orginal lineup
Concentrate all nerd boner and that Slave Leia Pillow Fight!
Luke! We’re going to have company!
*hurriedly picks up the living room and shuts off light in kitchen*
Lince, aren’t you kind of short for a movie blogger?
Ooo-tee-nee!
Almost there…AL…MOST…THERE!
*pops open Slave Leia Pillow Fight pics*
That shot was one in a million, kid!
The only thing coming soon is the movie ifyouknowwhatimean.
I mean they are nerds. Lonely nerds. In outfits.
I would drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from.
Kristen Bell should play a really sexy Ewok.
Kristin Bell IS a really sexy Ewok.
I knew it! I am surrounded by assholes!
I’d wear her as a condom.
If some old dude tried to tell me Kristen Bell was my sister, I’d say, “Oh well.”
Kristen Bell is hot because it’s like fucking a little boy.
One time when I was stuffing Kristen Bell into my trunk I said, “You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?”
The post title made me think this was something about Kevin Smith
Why would I go see that movie when I can hang out with the real deal here?
GI: Strong with the force is this one.
Nub nub do doo do doo doo nub nub
True story: When I shut down my PC, I have it play a .wav file that says, “Please don’t deactivate me!”
Kristen Bell is a Detroit Red Wings fan.
Sorry, channeling Tengo there for a second…
I invited Kristen Bell over for a bible study.
It’s a Trap!
That picture of Kristen looks like she wants to show me a puppet show.
If Kristen Bell is reall that tall, then I’d like to keep the doctor away for three days (wink wink, nudge nudge).
New up. < slave Leia.
:`(
Harry Knowles couldn’t kick anyone’s ass.
I saw him at a screening in Austin. He rolled in on one of those wheelchair things for fat old people, except this one was customized for him and on the bottom it had some strange compartment that I assume was for keeping nacho cheese warm.
I would definitely staple Kristen Bell to a wall and make sweet, forbidden love to her. So to speak.
I already pre-ordered my ticket! I had to get a ticket for an earlier show so my mom could pick me up before it gets dark.