In some political circles (read: douchey law school parties in D.C.), it’s big news that Bill Maher’s Religulous tripled the per-screen average of David Zucker’s “patriotic” spoof An American Carol this weekend. Especially after people handed out tickets to a free Carol screening at the GOP convention. Of course, the Zucker people have a theory:
[From a page of An American Carol's website that has since been taken down] We have had heard from numerous people across the country that there has been some ticket fraud when buying a ticket for An American Carol this past weekend.
Please check your ticket. If you were in fact one of those people that were “mistakenly” sold a ticket for another movie please fill out the form below. Hold on to your ticket so we can have proof.
If you have noticed other irregularities with the theatres in your area please let us know in the comment section below. For instance, Rated R film rating (when in fact we are rated PG-13), posters not being up, not being listed on the marquee, image or focus problems, sound issues, etc.
Please email us a picture of your ticket stub to fraud@americancarol.com
We are investigating. [American Carol via wonkette]
Clearly there’s a vast conspiracy of guys like this who will stop at nothing to keep Chris Farley’s brother down. You seriously believe that Chihuahua movie took number one? Mexicans did it. Eagle Eye number 2? The gays. Nick and Norah? Jew bankers. I refuse to believe a movie AICN said was good is anything but a hit.



Are we sure this movie doesn’t suffer from sucking?
Not pictured: Melissa Midwest blowing the fat sandwich guy, dressed up as the Statue of Liberty.
They are running ads on talk radio too that sound like hard hitting news pieces interviewing old ladies who ‘bought’ tickets to see this who claim they haven’t seen a movie in 15 years because they all look so bad but this one, she a good’n.
Thank God somebody revealed this. Except I didn’t even get a mistake ticket. When I tried to buy one for Carol, the ticket girl kicked me in the balls.
How is it that Manny Shyamalan hasn’t used this excuse yet?
In the Hostess SnoBalls you had in your pocket? Fucking bitch!
Careful Michelle. If you listen to talk radio in your condition the baby might be born with 6 fingers and no soul.
It probably would have been a better movie if the fat guy had taken a bite out of the camera thinking it was really the sandwich he had on the other shoulder.
LOL!!!
MICHELLE’S PREGGERS!?!?!?
Stoney, see last thread.
Yep, Stoney, so get your alibis lined up. I’m going with my old stand-bys of agoraphobia and erectile dysfunction.
Yup, Stoney, while you recently brought a new life into the world, and with Mrs. Erswi and elle0 expecting, The Mighty Feklahr wallows in the Halls of Shame…unable to bring fruitful life to His wife’s bare loins…
*SOB*
I just accidentally sat on the FilmDrunk bathrooms toilet seat. Gotta remember to hover or you too could get fat.
Fek, let us not forget that my super powered sperm managed to produce not one but TWO parasitic infections in my wife’s womb.
The bastard child of a 1000 maniacs!!!
*pulls broken condom out of trash can, books plane ticket to Argentina*
If it’s any consolation, Fek, I can’t get pregnant either. FUCK YOU OPRAH, I DIDN’T WANT TO GO ON YOUR SHOW ANYWAY.
Fek, maybe her womb is a rocky place where your seed can find no purchase
On behalf of Glen, Zog, and Uproxxx, congratulations, Michelle! That’s awesome. When are you do to pop? More importantly, how will this affect us getting the cake for my son’s first birthday party?
Robo-I think we just haven’t tried enough…give me another chance!!!
Kevin Farley’s never going to be able to eat at Taco Bell again.
BTK, if Michelle gives birth to a 7lb-3oz thumb, we know who to blame.
Thanks Stoneyogoxx! I’m not due till the end of April.
And Fek, you have to be careful about which hole you use. Poop Babies die : (
I dunno Vince, I think your attempts to stay on topic may be in vain…
erswi, take it from someone who also hit the Daily Double, it had much less to do with your super-swimmers as it did with your life partner shedding eggs faster than a crack-addled farm hen. Unless you grew up downwind from a power plant, you had her handily outnumbered.
Why is Kevin Farley eating at Taco Bell?
New Up!
END OF APRIL? Can’t you keep that meat sproggin in there an extra month? I need the cake for May 20th!
I should be able to put something together for May 20th. It might look like a giant ding dong but that’s good too.
I wanted to see this film until I was “mistakenly” shown the trailer.