Howdy, folks, Nick Nolte here. I come to present the trailer for 17 Again, starrin Zac Efron. Hell, I like the kid. Looks like he got that skin ain’t been lived in yet, that you can stretch out and it snaps right back. Plus he’s full of pep, always singin and jumpin an dancin around like a mule with his eyes cut out. Probably even still got that new queer smell.
As you can imagine, this here picture’s about a man goes back to bein’ 17 again. Brings back memories. At 17, I’d just met my third wife Starla at a morgue in Las Cruces. We was just a couple a crazy kids goofed up on phenobarbital when I popped the question. She said yes when she come to, and after that she wore my favorite gook ear necklace every day till the syphilis took ‘er from me outside Manila in ’66. Anyhound, I’m goin’ all warm n fuzzy on ye so I better skedaddle. But mark your calendars, 17 Again. Check it out. Directed by Burr Steers. Sounds like a real man, ya ask me.
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So…is he gonna try to fuck his daughter or not?
If I looked in the shower mirror and saw Zac Efron, I wouldn’t yell. I’d say, “Again?”
If I could go back to high school and do it all over again, I would not start hyperventilating the first time a girl touched my dick.
So this is like the opposite of “Big”. So…Zac Efron is…small?
This just goes to show that gayness doesn’t wear off over time.
If I could back and do high school all over again, I’d try to fuck my teachers because apparently they’re all pedophile whores here in Florida.
17 again? Story of my life, officer.
17 again? Finally a legitimate excuse not to vote for either Obama or McCain.
If I woke up and saw Zac Efron in the mirror, I would finally believe in Jor-El!
If I could go back to being 17, the only thing I’d change is my underwear.
High School Musical 4: Yeah, So Technically they Graduated in the Last One but we Can’t Leave This Cash Cow Behind so We’re Sending them Back with Magic.
I think I’d rather watch 13 Going On 30 rewind for two hours.
So, this is possible? Fuckin’ A! I’m going out to get the phrase “I don’t want to be your friend, I want you to blow me” tattooed on my forehead, just in case.
If I got to be 17 again, people might stop briskly walking away from me when I tell them about how I spend every weekend beating up teenagers.
If I had high school to do all over again, I would not go to the prom with that guy who kept pressing his junk against me and hyperventilating.
So what’s the bigger stretch, Michelle Trachtenberg playing a high school student or Zac Efron playing a straight male?
Actually, that’s a trick question, Michelle Trachtenberg actually was a high school student once.
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Just imagine I was able to change my avatar to General Zod…and that you got my joke.
If I got to be 17 again, I might get people to believe that I’m in the AV club and that’s why I’m recording gym class. Yeah, it’s for a…uhh…project.
If I accidentally went back to high school, my current business as “Dude who stands outside 7-11″ would be fucked.
Wait a minute…Wasn’t this done like…4 times in the 80s??
18 Again
Like Father Like Son
Vice Versa
Wow…original plot there Zac. Shall we go dig up Dudley Moore to co-star in your next epic, High School Musical 5: Necrophilia Switcheroo? Or maybe you and Kirk Cameron can co-star in the sequel to Fireproof, Fireproof 2: Saving the soul of the flaming homo.
Yeah..I really don’t like Zac Efron.
When I was in high school, I played Tune In Tokyo with a girl on my street. If I went back now I’d have to learn to play Home Abortion.
If Zog 17 again, Zog bring zippo lighter and take over planet.
Let’s see if we can list how many fucking times besides Freaky Friday and Big this shit has been done:
18 Again
Vice Versa
Like FAther Like Son
That shit with the gal from Alias
Shall we have him co-star with Kirk Cameron in the sequel to Fireproof? Fireproof 2: The Quest to Save the Soul of the Flaming Homo?
What I’m trying to say here is that I really don’t like Zac Efron..or Matthew Perry…or anybody that’s in charge of this shit in Hollywood anymore.
This thread proves that there is no good reason to go back in time
DAMMIT!!! DOUBLE POST !!! ARGH!!
I just wish I had Brian Doyle Murray to do all over again. Sighhhhhhhhh.
Zac Efron honed his comedy chops by pretending to have orgasms with his girlfriend
This has nothing to do with anything, but… This is priceless.
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0588725/
According to this trailer, Brian Doyle Murray’s transformation into a grumpy, rosatia-stained Santa Claus is complete.
How the hell is that Busey story on WENN today? What the hell is WENN, anyway? All of their stories are like 4th or 5th hand. I read that Busey story at least 6 years ago.
If I could go back to 17 again, I’d join the Air Force instead of the Navy.
*rubs salve on butthole*
That imdb story has today’s date on it, and yet I heard about Busey snorting coke off his dog months ago. The scary thing is, I don’t think imdb is outdated; I think Busey did that shit again.
Just an opinion question: Who snorted the most insane crap into their body, Busey or Ozzy?
Mr. Steers, Winger is on the line. They’d like to discuss a deal.
The good news for Matt Perry is that he might have just loopholed himself back onto the cover of Teen Bop.
Choose the more realistic pairing…
Zac Efron looks like Matthew Perry in 20 years
OR
Zac Efron looks like Courtney Cox in 20 years
The answer of course is neither. He’ll be dead by then.
New Up!
I have always wondered what Big would have been like if the kid had been a flaming homo.
I think they should do homoerotic remakes of all of Tom Hanks movies with Zac – “Wilson! I love you”