10.29.08 WORST MOVIE EVER GETS LONGER TRAILER

I had a dream that I was nailing Rachel Bilson and when I woke up, ZOMG! Boner poking my dog.

“You want me to catch on fire?!?”

God please yes, Mr. Sandler. Die in a fire.

Hey man, Hollywood sluts with big fake tits float nicely. Don’t knock it until you’ve ridden one like a parade float on New Year’s.

The Mighty Feklahr had this dream where He ejaculated over and over like in gallon spurts, and when He woke up, ZOMG! Still at the Kindercare!

I assumed Klingons always spurted a gallon of jizz, Fek. Are you a dribbler or something?

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, the Stay Puft Man was looming over my bed with a bat in his hands while the Stay Puft Woman kept telling him “it’s not what it looks like”.

an executive somewhere is going to buy a thousand-foot yacht made entirely out of LA sluts with big fake tits.

This was an accident, though - he ordered a 1000-foot yacht that was filled with a load of seamen.

No, SS, the fake tits make for better buoyancy. Its science.

A boat full of seamen would go down.
Actually, I guess they both would go down. Nevermind.

I like calling you SS, because in my head, we are playing naughty Nazi games

I understand that yacht is forty feet abreast.

Michelle, please dont watch that trailer. I think it could damage your unborn child.

Lince, you left off the “People Who Should Be Burned For Fuel” tag.

Unlike these delicious jelly beans that will supply vital jelly nutrients.

Courtney Cox had a dream that she was a waitress at Denny’s, but then woke up and thought, “I’ve stared in November, Get Well Soon, Alien Love Triangle, Zoom, The Tripper, 3000 Miles to Graceland. That couldn’t happen to me.”

*David Arquette runs in*

“Hunny Denny’s called, they said you got the job!”

Thanks Eib?

I once had a dream that my whore-ex was cheating on me.

And then I woke up next to her getting plowed by the entire 1998 Cowboys football team. It’s cool though cause I got Deion $anders autograph!

Are you a dribbler or something?

Bah! The Mighty Feklahr was once at a hotel and came so hard He hit the painting on the wall behind the bed!

True story, btk!

I had a dream once where I was getting my salad tossed by Ariana Huffington Anne Hathaway, when I woke up my puppy was licking my asshole.
True Story.

I had a dream I was married to Suzanne Pleshette and we had the most awesome sweater collection ever. Also I think I was bonking a dentist, a pilot and some tard and his brothers.

Fek, that’s funny - I was staying in this Holiday Inn in Iowa, and was shocked to see they had an original Pollack on the wall.

I love you Michelle

I had a dream that there was a giant frog in my hair, now if you’ll please excuse me, I’d like to concentrate on my music career.

*Michelle starts tapping her belly button to the tune of Peter and the Wolf

This next song is for Eibz