WHOA, KIM BASINGER IS HARDCORE
10.27.08Kim Basinger, who surely deserves a spot on the Hollywood Cougar Hall of Fame along with, say, Marisa Tomei, stars in this new red-band trailer for While She Was Out. In it, she gets verbally abused by her husband who, sadly, never refers to her as a “rude little pig”. She then drives to the grocery store where she leaves a note on someone’s windshield, who, as it turns out, is a psycho killer who was just waiting for someone to send him over the edge. Other things to watch for:
- ‘I’ve got a gun. How’s about I aim it at your pussy first.” 1:23
- Multiple headshots. 1:33
- “Ain’t no gun can kill a spirit gone bad.” 2:10
- Beheading an Asian dude! 2:30
Jeez, first Stallone, then Eastwood, now Basinger. I’m telling you dude, Asian is the new black.
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The Hollywood Cougar Hall of Fame committee has taken your suggestion into account and will vote on it at the next meeting.
So that means we should further mock and stereotype the asians now?
You could have warned us about the clown. That shit was scary
I’d rather watch an Aries Spears biopic.
The guy wasn’t a psycho killer, she just wrote a negative remark about how horrible ‘Solarbabies’ was, and it was the one that finally put him over the edge…..
I saw this already. Bruce Willis was great in it.
Americans finally got a taste for violence against Asians. unfortunately, after you’ve seen one Asian dude beheaded, you’re just going to want to see it again 30 minutes later.
Thanks 4 the warning, Eib!
That witness kid grew up to be an asshole
“Enough” + “Judgment Night” = “While She Was Out”
“While You Were Sleeping” = fun for the whole family
Burnsy, I’d like to nominate Elisabeth Shue for the HCHoF.
I’d let the Baldwin Brothers pull a train on me to get some Liz.
This was based loosely on a true story. The real life killer was easy to find – he had a stack of outstanding parking tickets.
You know, it’s just like those Looter/Survivor pictures during Katrina.
The kids in this trailer aren’t actually hoodlums, they’re the Braselton, Georgia Chamber of Commerce.
“How About I Aim It At Your Pussy First?” is also going to be the title of my autobiographical adventures in sexuality.
The sequel will be called “Multiple Headshots”
@JHC
Link in About section updated. Now send me your address.
Thanks Vince. Now, one of you fuckers say something funny…
Hello? Is this mic on?
Kim Bassinger is so hard core she makes pruno in her snatch.
Elizabeth Shue will be inducted with Marissa Tomei in the 2009 class, as Kim Basinger will receive a lifetime achievement award for excellence in boners.
Kim Bassinger is so hard core she pisses gasoline and shits cement.
If they think this is going to stop me from leaving passive-aggressive notes for everybody who pisses me off, then they should wait until they get back to their desk see the post-it I stuck on the computer monitor.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she smothered a bear with a PeeChee.
Asians can’t drive worth shit and their parking is even worse.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she verbally berated Chuck Norris until he cried like a bitch.
Vince, if you get an e-mail that sounds mexican, it’s from Pauly trying to bogart my movie.
What’s the cutoff for Cougar-dom, B?
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she knocked Kimbo Slice out with a phantom jab.
Bad example…
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she bellowed at menopause until it gave up so she could rag for another 10 years.
Anyone catch UFC 90 this weekend? I’m curious how bad Silva fucked dude up? I’m poor and my rabbit ears only pick up Nebraska Public Television.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she grudge fucking Kilauea into erupting again.
Moral of the story, cut the Asian dude some slack when he backs into a stall and takes up two spots. Odds are he can’t see over the back seat anyway.
It fucking sucked. Silva clowed Cote half the damn fight, then Cote fell down without getting hit because his knee “popped out, then back in” whatever the fuck that means. Dana White was so pissed, he eat three puppies that night.
Basinger is CORE HARD.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she pissed on Evel Knievel’s gave and called him a “jew fag.”
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she pissed on Evel Knievel’s grave and called him a “jew fag.”
I’m glad I didn’t buy it then.
Oooh! Burnsy!! Joely Fischer! Hummina, hummina
Fuck Mike, I’m getting verklempt up in this bitch. Is it hot in here?
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she eats Hot Pockets without waiting 3 minutes for it to cool down.
If you like this, then you guys will LOVE my installments of “While She Was Passed Out”.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she hacked C-Dog’s computer and posted shit again.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she uses Tapatio instead of Clear Eyes when her eyes are red and scratchy.
Hey Burnsy, what about Carla Gugino?
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she wipes back to front.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she masturbated with a dry salami the whole way through The Passion of the Christ.
Kim Basinger is so hard core that she wont allow Diremutt to change his avi
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she fills her gas tank while playing around with a Leyden Jar.
*hopes someone gets that joke*
Kim Basinger is so hardcore, she eats tuna safe dolphin.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, removes the “Do Not Remove” tag from her matress….
then proceeds to wipe her ass with it.
Really J?!
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she punched out a camel, then Arnold Shwartzenegger just for spite.(I’m not looking up the spelling for his name)
Really, what? Don’t try to confuse me, man. I could be fucking Jenna Fischer like it’s going out of style, and you could use your watch-face to shine some light on the wall and I’d lose focus.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she swam out to Alcatraz Island and punched her way into a solitary confinement cell.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she fucked Mike just to say “Fuck Mike!”
I really should start keeping track of the Hollywood Cougar Hall of Fame.
Burnsy, I’m gonna need a ruling on Joely Fisher.
A Leyden jar?
Besides, Leyen was a mothfucker, he totally jacked Ewald Georg von Kliest out of the credit for the idea.
‘I’ve got a gun. How’s about I aim it at your pussy
firstFIST!.”Damn, Joely’s got some titties. Yeah, she’s in.
Gugino’s gonna go on the wait list with Selma Blair. It’s a 40 and up affair.
*slides three piss boots down the bar*
Burnsy, that’s for your work on the HCHoF.
C-Dog, that’s for making a fat chick feel pretty. Err, geek feel cool.
Pauly, that’s just because I care.
J, I’d say yes on Joely, but it really depends on the cutoff age. Is it 40+, or are there different age classes like boxing/MMA?
*sips pissboot*
Much obliged, J
Kim Basinger is so hardcore, she did a porno with Max Harcore, and buttfucked him.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she drops newborn dumpsters in babies.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she cap pop the top off of a Corona with her cervix.
Fuck, now I’m gonna have to do guidelines. Screw this, I’m going over to blogspot and starting a new blog.
Kim Bassinger is so hardcore, she doesn’t care that I keep putting an extra s in her name.
Fuck, now I’m gonna have to do guidelines. Screw this, I’m going over to blogspot and starting a new blog.
Maybe you should focus on the one you already have? :-)
Kim Basinger is so hardcore, she never falls for “New Up!”
I would, but there has been absolutely nothing going on in politics or news at all.
I think you’ve been spelling it right all along, Crappy. She’s just so hardcore, she spells it wrong on purpose.
Kim Basinger is so hardcore she wants to team up with Mickey Rourke for a follow up to Nine 1/2 Weeks. They’ll pay homage to the food sex scene by rooting through Mickey’s garbage.
When She Was Bad with Vanessa Del Rio > While She Was Out with Kim Basinger. That is all.
I prefer “She’s going down… eleven-year-old-niece style!”
Boy, Christmas really brings out the worst in people
btw was that Lucas “witness” Haas?