10.31.08 WELL OF COURSE SAM JACKSON IS IN IT
I’m convinced Sam Jackson must have a fifty thousand dollar a day coke habit, because he will take any job anywhere. When he found out he wasn’t up for any part in Inglourious Basterds, he called up Tarantino himself. Apparently it worked, because he now has a small part as the narrator, who has lines like:
“Needless to say, once the Basterds got heard about him, he never got there.”
“For in the other world, the gods only respect the ones they test first. Well Sgt., this is your test. And the gods are watching.” [JoBlo]
It’s tempting to think those are typos, but let’s face it, they’re not. These days there’s nothing Quentin loves more than broken English and circular, excessively prefaced monologues. In fact, many say that Tarantino is in love with circular monologues. But I’ll tell you this: he also loves broken English. Because if there’s one thing he’s extremely fond of, and we’re talking Quentin Tarantino here, it’s broken English and circular monologues.
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WELL OF COURSE SAM JACKSON IS IN IT
Thoze are defanatly knot tiepohs, Vinse.
Mmmm, Royale with cheese….
Broken English cheated on me with Pidgin Italian. That’s-a cocksucking a-whore…
If he loses the burger bra, he’d look like the negative on a picture of a Girl Scout leader. You know what I mean…
I’m sick of these motherfuckin’ spiders all over my motherfuckin’ skin!
Apparently it worked, because he now has a small part as the narrator
You sir, are no Morgan Motherfuckin’ Freeman.
*slaps forehead*
Why didnt I think of dressing up as Sam Jackson for Halloween!?!
Circular monologues are the kind you take pictures of before you flush, no?
Samuel L. Jackson wanted to be in this movie because he heard Italy is close to What and he still wants to know if they speak English there.
Those ARE some tasty burgers!
I’ll bet you $5 that there’s no mayo on those burgers.
You may remember Broken English’s hit single “Wen I Sea U Smyle.”
Donk, I’ll bet you $5 that your monolouge blast wins next week. Well fucking done. Jack!’s parents would be proud of that pun if…
*Winks, finga gunz at J in accordance with CJC rule #7*
*Takes 2 $5 bills out of his ‘Bad Motherfucker’ wallet*
I’ll take those bets.
Donk - What?
*begins slow clap, notices co-workers staring. sits back down*
I bet somewhere the NSA is going over the record of this phone call and still trying to figure out whether it’s an Al Qaeda code.
“Broken English, Mother Fucker, do you SPEAK IT?”
Que?
Was?
*Jack! walks in, overhears JHC’s comment, turns around and walks back out*
*A figure plunges past the window, and police sirens are heard shortly after*
Anyone care to join me in the new post?
QT’s head is spinning so fast from crank and shoe polish that he thinks his monologues are straight.
I’m glad Tarantino casted Mr. Black for the cast.
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