WEEKEND PREVIEW
10.31.08
Here’s what’s coming out this weekend to help you nurse your hangover or the pain of not going out on Halloween.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
I hope to see this for no better reason than to spite this A-hole who banned it. In general, there are rarely better reasons than spite, I find.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley
Oh boy, a horror movie in time for Halloween. Chace Crawford is in it. I don’t really know who that is, but not only is his name Chase, he spells it creatively. My fist likes him.
The Changeling
I want my son back! I want MY son back! He’s the Cambodian playing Skee Ball with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers!
RocknRolla
Hope you’ve read my review of this one since I posted it twice. I swear to God I’ll cry. Conclusion: needs more Statham.
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
A documentary filmmaker’s ode to his murdered best friend’s infant son, who was… well, let’s just say it’s the most insanely depressing sounding movie synopsis I’ve ever heard. More of a tearjerker than a dickjerker, let’s put it that way.
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Hmmm – no mention of that Aries Spears biopic I’ve been talking about all week, huh?
Anyone know where I can read a review about Rocknrolla? Some website this is.
Guy’s next movie will be a revenge flick.
He’s not doing Moby Dick.
…anymore.
My vagina needs more Statham.
It’s also started a campaign for more Bale.
It’s greedy.
Eibz, don’t forget your vag’s need for the Cajun Injection!
I could never forget, mon cherie!
This weekend I’m going to spend my money like anyone else here: hookers and blow.
Ha ha, no, that’s a lie. They wouldn’t appreciate the hookers at the wedding I’m going to. So really: blow and booze.
No free bar at the wedding? Assholes.
I heard the bride’s a hooker, at least, thats what my Mom said.
Penalty Flag
Inappropriate use of apostrophe
Or not.
Im dressing as Fred Durst for Halloween
The guy who says new up is fired.
No shit, right?
The Bond movie for me. I just hope the overabundance (or plethora, if you have a penchant for alliteration) of product placement doesn’t detract from the story.