After the jump, I’ve got the video for “Another Way to Die”, the Quantum of Solace theme song featuring Jack White and Alicia Keys. It actually came out a couple days ago but I forgot to post it, probably because it’s f-cking boring. I like the song, but does anyone else remember when videos weren’t just people singing in front of a white room or a green screen? This looks like an iPod commercial. Honestly, you’ve got a green screen and the best you can do is make it look like they’re in the desert? Shit, man, at least put some tigers in there. Also, the editing is lame – needs more star wipe.
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Bond song Shmond song. For some reason I’ve got a real hankering to watch the new T.I. videos. According to my research, that shit drops soon.
Those two have the on-screen chemistry of dish soap and grease.
I didn’t read the text with this because I like to play a little game called, “Guess the Dyke”. For the life of me, I’m drawing a blank on who that Bully in the picture is.
Banner Pic: Tim Burton’s take on Roy Orbison.
Anyone think he kinda looks like Suede from Project Runway?
Ted Nugent should record a Bond song since his guitar can already deflect bullets.
Anyone think he kinda looks like Suede from Project Runway?
Fag.
yes
Tim Gunn would be a good name for a Bond villain.
“And there I am, bent over, and of all the people in the world to walk in… KD Lang.”
My dog is going to be very happy to know that the matted look is how all the celebs are styling their hair these days.
Suede thinks Suede looks nothing like Jack White.
And then Ted Nugent shows up and he’s all like “Squibbity blabbity do!” Ping! Tang!
Thank God we’re back to Patton after all that Runway nonsense. I’m looking into starting a sparks factory anyway, so at least that’s relevant.
Jack White has all the charm and charisma of a lobotomy patient.
I was actually kind of sad to hear about Alicia Keys. She was the only decent thing about “Queen of the Damned.” Good to see she’s making a come back.
Who wants to rub bare shoulders?
The Mighty Feklahr cannot watch the video, but after looking at the banner pic, He thinks Alicia Keys has REALLY let herself go.
Banner pic=Amy Winehouse + Harry Knowles
I think rubbing bear shoulders would be dangerous.
I couldn’t make it through 30 seconds of this shit. With the sound off.
New up, Bourne again Christians.
Vincent Vega just called, he said Jack White can keep the hair.
Stinky, it’s a damn shame that a fine post like that goes up right after a new up.
So, what you’re saying is, you long for the days of ZZ Top. It’s understandable.
There are good music videos coming out: http://vimeo.com/1821105 . You just gotta know where to look!
As I said to Tyler, Jack looks as if Robert Smith of The Cure was attempting to appear as Shemp Howard.