10.01.08 WARNER BROS MESSAGE TO HARRY POTTER FANS

WHAT THE FUCK, CHRISTMAS APE!! Dumbledore dies? How about a fucking spoiler alert.

What? Dammit, JHC. How about “here there be spoilers” , and say it in a piratey voice

I bet Vince’s version involves something that fans of Hermione have been waiting for for a long time.

Wow! Prince’s farts are greener than His!

Eib, Vince said it in the text. I didn’t know!

To one up Harry Potter, Axl shot a lightning bolt out of his ass.

*looks closer*

Oh, He meant PRINCE…

Even a half blood Prince still has more hepatitis than the average American.

If you’d read the books you’d already know about that potential spoiler. You’d be a faggot as well, but c’est la vie.

The Half Blood Prince is actually the love child of Queen Shararazod Mustafa of Oman and Crazy-Legs LeRoi Bennet from Compton.

That fake WB spokesman looks like he belongs in a movie titled “Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Gitmo”.

I read the books, Erswi, am I a faggot?

J, you know they never pinned the paternity on Crazy Legs. You can’t even catch him to test him. That’s why he’s called Crazy Legs.

*stands behind Eib, gently grabs her hips*

Yeah erswi! Me too!

What are we talking about?

Eibz, so did I.

Shhhhhh . . .

Eib, we’ll need video evidence to be sure.

The half-blood prince is a hemophiliac on the verge of death.

there’s a difference between reading a book so you know the end before all your asshole douche-loving cum guzzling nothing better to do friends tell you all about it anyway, and being an asshole douche-loving cum guzzling nothing better to do looser who dresses up and prances around wearing a sock to ‘get into character’…

*looks up hemophiliac, walks away disappointed*

The half blood Prince purifies himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. I purify Harry Potter readers in the waters of my bathtub with a mini Tonka.

The half blood Prince purifies himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. I purify Harry Potter readers in the waters of my bathtub with a mini Tonka toaster.

FIXED

Sounds like someone’s got issues.

When the movie airs on the West Side, it will be titled “Harry Potter and the Half-Crip Prince”.

Is this the sequel that Harry Potter gets naked with the horse?

@Kaysome… You mean like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Nezzer, no it’s not. Just ask Fek. It’s the one where Hermione gets naked with the morbidly obese Klingon accountant.

It’s gonna be hot.

GUy’cha!

Hari Puttar laughed maniacaly, refreshed his head dot, and took a dump that stunk of curry so bad it sunburned his ass.

Just like the Red Hot Chili Peppers… didn’t you know that JK Rowling masturbates to Californication every morning and Doby the House Elf is her nod to this self-indulgence?

Only pessimists call the Prince “Half-Blood”. Optimists recognize that he is really Half Caramel.

Is it bad if my piss boot appears to be half blood?
**dials urologist**

Half CARMEL…. fuck the second ‘a’ I’ll say it how I want to say it. DON”T JUDGE ME!!!!

Say it however you want to say it, Dubya still spells it “nuclear”.

Where am I? Somebody hold me.

I’ll still spell it the same… but only until I take over the world … whose going to have time for spelling when I decree massive orgies mandatory three days a week?

The only thing that could make that video better is a cameo by Eddie Griffin saying “Who’s the bitch now?”

I won’t have time for spelling…

whose going to have time for spelling when I decree massive orgies mandatory three days a week?

Eunuchs? AIDS patients? Children? The Elderly?

The Elderly???

Do you know what goes on in those Retirement Homes??? You can score with old ladies at any time… Multiple times…

‘Yes I’m your husband…’
“Oh, Charlie!!!”

Obviously the orgies are going to be safe, Donk. AIDS will be made non-contagious through a magic wand I have from my first grade halloween costume, children will be in training programs based on maturity and age, the elderly will be in special groups where they get to use poligrip in new creative ways. And sex isn’t always about the penetration Donk… Eunuchs will have their place in our new society too.

*chodin enters FilmDrunk cave, finds on walls paintings drawn in shit*

My favorite is Motorboating those GMILFS….

Just lay down and have them stand above you….

*Begins preparations a la Brave New World’s John the Savage*

Also… GMILFS love those Golden showers….

I see R. Kelly at least once a week peeing on some old lady…

motor boating? I think you mean “Dumbo”ing…

I used motorboating just so you can understand…. Its more of a double pendulum…

They don’t call ‘em the Golden Girls for nothin’, do they dy Pa?

Are we talking about fucking old people, again? Because if we are, I’d just like everyone to know that my dick goes by “Mr. Catheter” down at the Merkley Brother’s Senior Living Center.

New Post please. Any time now.

AMEN!!! Gene Pool Amen