If you’re not a stoned frat guy from Santa Barbara, you may not have realized that Boondock Saints is the best movie ever. But don’t worry if you missed the boat the first time, because the sequel is on its way. Not only that, self-appointed super genius Troy Duffy is video blogging the entire process (the T-Dog V-Log?). He’s a little hard to understand, because he seems to communicate in some sort of dickweedian shorthand.
“Day f-ckin 4. It’s Fight Night. Today we’re at full f-ckin Boondock. Yesterday was a dream come true, alright, fine, I been waitin for that. 3 shot. Romeo, and the brothers, our new f-ckin Saints lineup, right, for 10 years. Had a little bit of a sniffly moment there, in between the middle of the take.”
Yeah, I didn’t really understand that. Maybe re-shoot it in super slow-mo with some Catholic imagery? Anyway, Troy’s got a whole series of these. Here’s one where he says they’ve got a Boondock Saints video game and a graphic novel series coming out. Boy, I can’t wait. Irish guys, guns and pennies, okay good. Ezekial, 52 pick-up, got a bit of a hard on, cut. Storyboard, I’m important, let’s print it. Squibs, light meter f-ckin pissed my pants last night. Willem Dafoe balcony seizures, Massachusetts. Party time. Best boy, gaffer, gay crush. Feelin f-ckin misty.
[via /Film]



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this movie. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the first one, too.
*air guitars*
Reer reer!
You never go full Boondock.
I’ve never seen the first one, therefore, I have no comment.
*sits in corner*
Duffy makes less sense than Tarantino when his dealer gives him a discount
No, J. Don’t sit in the corner. It’s a fucking joke of a movie. People praise it like it’s fucking Buddha’s cock. It’s horrible.
You’re obviously being sarcastic. It wasn’t that good. But I gotta admit, dropping a toilet on somebody from 5 stories up and hitting them dead on takes some skill, or decent understanding of physics and math-type stuff…
Duffy, Busey, Segal, and Tarantino should co-host a daytime talk show… kinda like The View, expect for lunatics
According to IMDB, Troy Duffy has quite the resume, if you ask his Mom. Who the fuck is this guy again?
Read about the early exploits of Larry “Crackhead” Davis. That’s some shit right there.
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He talks exactly like that guy that crawled out from behind the dumpster at McDonald’s the other night who said he’d give me a handjob for a double cheeseburger.
You shouldn’t be associating with McG Kurg.
You know what would make those video blogs better? A fart soundboard.
I liked Boondock Saints. Fuck you all.
Thanks for the Cheeseburger homie.
Boondurst Taints!!!!
JHC, i’ll give you a handjob for a Hellride dvd.
Argh. Guns, shooting, bang, hard cock, blow up, drive car will talking, make movie, oh yeah. Day 5.