Here’s some video of Drew Brees getting the Saints pumped up for their game against The Vikings last night. “THIS. IS. NEW ORLEANS.” he yells. Get it? It’s just like that 300 movie. Pretty cool right? I mean, pretending I’m in a movie about hot shirtless dudes totally gets me pumped up. Hoo ah! Let’s go play some football!
But first, squat thrusts.
More Gif fun after the jump.
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In his defense, Drew Brees followed it up by yelling, “And THIS. IS. A FOOTBALL! AND THIS. IS. ME THROWING!”
“No white shoes after labor day!”
He only yelled, “THIS. IS. NEW ORLEANS!” to remind Reggie Bush he’s not in college anymore.
In response, Gus Frerotte yelled, “AND THIS. IS. WHERE. I’LL. PLAY. BACKUP. NEXT SEASON!”
Saints still lost, right?
His first draft was something about them being able to take their lives, but not their football. I think it was a good rewrite.
In Baltimore, the coaches are always making sure to yell “DO THE RIGHT THING” to Ray Lewis.
I would have went with “Are we ‘Bout it, ‘Bout it? Who’s ‘Bout it, ‘Bout it?”
Everybody remembers that Monday Night game a few years ago when all Brett Favre could say was “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die”
Just tell me that “Walkin’ on Sunshine” plays when they run onto the field and everything’ll be okay.
Our rooftop will blot out the sun!
Then we will play in a dome.
After the game Drew Brees hit the showers and yelled “SAY ‘ELLO TO MY LIL’ FRIEND!”
Fuck alla you and Gus Frerotte.
After the game, Brees felt more like Ephialtes than Leonidas.
Martine Gramatica = that one fuckin Spartan that gets his head cut off. As of tomorrow.
I remember when Michael Vick used to recite lines from Benji. Now he’s someone’s bitch. Poetic justice is nice, but poetic rape is awesome.
The Saints got fired up alright, then went out and played like Val Kilmer.
I think what Brees meant was that their chances of making the playoffs are spartan.
Brees yells the same thing at girls who refuse to show their tits when he offers beads.
I yell the same thing at girls who refuse to show their tits.
Waaaaaiiiit a minute . . .
Donk,
Fat or skinny Val Kilmer?
Fat one looks like he knows how to take down a meal or three.
Drew Brees was heard under the center saying “Your noodle aint limp at all lover-boy. I think you sweet on ol’ Billy the Kid… (sniffs his fingers) …oooh, but smell you. …”.
I show my tits to guys in New Orleans. Well, one guy. No beads required
After a hand-off Brees yelled at Reggie Bush “Run Forrest, run!”
What the mics missed will clear up most of the confusion. Drew was explaining to his teammates, for the final time, what he named the caterpillar that lives on his cheek.
Jesus Christ, Brees. You make millions of dollars. Get that shit lopped off.
erswi,
My Creole is a little rusty but doesn’t “Frerotte” mean something like “you are putrid”? The fuck kinda name is that?
Drew then told the Vikings that “Thousands of Saints fans will descend upon you. Their foam fingers will blot out the stadium lights!”
To which Viking kicker Ryan Longwell said, “That movie was kind of gay”
Doesn’t matter, Val Kilmer plays football as well as Joe Biden plays hockey
(streeeeeeetch for it)
Donk. Yeah, you’re right.
One of those Supreme Court justices was an All-American in Football in college. He was like 125 lbs. What’s that, like what a 12 year old weighs? WTF!
Nezzy, I think you meant Vikings (and former Saints) kicker Ryan Longwell . . .
the fuck is up with us shipping out shitty kickers that go on to be the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Also, TW . . . I have no idea. I’m still trying to figure out how the hell anybody gets FaRve from Bret’s last name. It’s fucking FAVRE!
During the post-game orgy, Drew Brees was heard whistling “When The Saints Go Marching In”
Following the 300 theme, Brees then arranged the bench so Lance Moore, Randall Gay and David Patten sat in a row – and then he placed Jeremy Shockey next to Jermon Bushrod. Meanwhile, everyone avoided eye contact with Josh Bullocks.
Before last week’s game, Tamba Bay’s kicker removed his helmet and said “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a…”
Ok, sorry; I can’t go on with that one.
I guess they really weren’t Spartans, or Watussi’s, huh?
Rotty,
That was fucking brilliant.
In the bathroom stalls right before the game, Drew Brees was taking a shit and heard yelling “I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ mothafucker, mothafucker!”
OK, nick-nackers.
I have to find all the pieces to my MK12.
Later!
Rotty-I don’t get it.
Thanks Tengo; I was going to squeeze Brian Young in there somewhere, but I imagine he takes care of that himself.
Heard an interview with Stephen Dorff today where he talked of starring alongside Val Kilmer and how Val had “put on a lot of weight for the role.” A slave to his method is our Val. The movie is probably this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117667/ Sounds like a low budget remake of Shooter with a dash of Bourne.
Personally, I liked it when #91 ran around screaming “Welcome to astro-turf!“
After the loss, Brees tried to console his teammates by yelling “Fair! WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?”
Say what you will about the tenets of the National Football Association, at least it’s an ethos.
The Astro turf ties the whole fuckin dome together, dude.
Nice Durst, erswi. So i’m listening to the radio and Stephen Dorff is being interviewed and he says how he’s starred in something with Val Kilmer and, i quote, “Val has put on a lot of wait for the role.” HA! A glance at imdb, because i didn’t catch the name of the movie, and it’s something called XIII.
When Ghent asked Drew Brees what play they were running, Drew replied “Shut the fuck up, Ronnie!”
FUCK. weight.
{Staggers in with dead moose over shoulder}
Anybody want some moose burgers?
THIS!IS!DURSTA!