The full trailer for a very special episode of the Fresh Prince the Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious has hit the web, and the only parts of it that aren’t intolerably melodramatic are the parts that are just music. It seems like they’re working a little too hard to turn Biggie into Jesus. I mean, he was an influential rapper, we get it. If you want to drive home the point that he was talented, just show how he was the reason P Diddy is famous and yet no one has desecrated his remains.
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That’s why I fucked this movie’s bitch, fat motherfucka!
I’ve been sending dirty letters anonymously to women for the past few years, and haven’t been caught yet.
I’m the Notorious P.I.G.
I like it when you call me Big Poppa. Biggie Smalls = underpants. That’s some legacy.
Kenan Thompson patiently awaits a Craig Mack biopic.
I’ve been resting on Dolly Parton’s head for years, but can’t ever be found lying around her dressing room.
Notorious W.I.G.
Nothing says “Be all you can be, kids!” like a movie that glorifies violence and drug dealing because you grew up poor and were too stupid to finish school!
I will see this movie only if it is 25% or less Diddy.
The greatest rapper of all time?
I don’t know about all that, I mean Burger King has bacon and cheese in theirs……
I covered Eve’s punani way back in the day and have been searched for for years.
Notorious F.I.G.
So I shits on the bitch, right…..
I was a supermodel back in the 60′s but have dipped under the radar as of late.
Notorious T.W.I.G.G.Y.
This movie looks Notoriously B.A.D.
I get fucking logged out all the time and have to go find my fucking password.
Notorious U.P.R.O.X.X.X
I all I could think of was Buster Douglas, the later years
I was an engineering disaster on the eastern seaboard.
Notorious B.I.G.D.I.G.
I’m shot…
Jack!, you are a man amongst children. Oh, and you’re pretty good at the pun thing too.
Did everything just go completely fucking haywire?
Nevermind. False alarm. But still relevant to my last comment.
If Optimus Prime started rapping, he’d be the Notorious R.I.G.
So, are we doing an over/under on number of drivebys in parking lot theaters?
Notorious Z.O.G. represent stone age.
Todd calls our little baby the Notorious T.R.I.G., and he loves it when I call him big poppa.
“parking lot theaters?” What the fuck. Remember kids, Dyslexia is no laughing matter. Get regular check ups, and your vegetables eat.
“DYSLEXIA FOR CURE FOUND!”
“I’ll even grab that Number 1 Mom Pendant”….That shit still echoes like a motherfuker
GIMME DA’ LOOT, GIMME DA’ LOOT!
“I wouldn’t give a fuck if you’re pregnant, give me the baby rings and the “#1 Mom” pendant”
I concur, Mantis.
This looks stupid. The guy playing Biggie looks retarded. I’m gonna be hating him the whole movie. Bad casting. Biggie was charismatic, this guy is a complete jackass. Derek Luke as Puffy is kind of annoying. Biggie’s mom has an accent, so why doesn’t Angela Basset? I have a feeling I’ll hate this movie. They forget that too many people remember the real individuals, so they are going to be very critical of the actors. This does look made-for-tv.