The movie blogosphere is all a-jizz today over the news that Sony has hired David Lindsay-Abaire to write the script for Spider-Man 4 (Zodiac writer James Vanderbilt had previously written a draft). Besides having a stupid hyphenated name, Lindsay-Abaire won a Pulitzer Prize in 2007 for his play Rabbitt Hole.
“Ooh, look at me, I have a Pulitzer Prize.” Whatever. I didn’t even know they had those in theater. Who even watches plays anymore? Plays are like movies without explosions or bare tits. They might as well award a Pulitzer Prize in Alchemy, or riding horses.
Oh hey, and you know what else this guy wrote? Inkheart. With Brendan Fraser. Case closed. Advantage: me. Mixed metaphors? Touchdown.
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Lindsay-Abaire won a Pulitzer Prize in 2007 for his play Rabbitt Hole.
Oh hey, and you know what else this guy wrote? Inkheart. With Brendan Fraser.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day…
If this movie doesn’t have a zombie Uncle Ben trying to eat Spidey’s brains, I’m out.
In related news, they have hired a nobel-prize winning dentist to try and make Kirsten Dunst presentable.
We had a box of Zombie Uncle Ben’s rice at dinner last night. I’m not so sure it was actually rice.
Lindsay-Abaire won a Pulitzer Prize in 2007 for his play Rabbitt Hole.
Oh hey, and you know what else this guy wrote? Inkheart. With Brendan Fraser.
Even fat chicks get to have sex nowadays.
Back in college, my jukebox won the Wurlitzer Prize.
Lindsay-Abaire won a Pulitzer Prize in 2007 for his play Rabbitt Hole.
Oh hey, and you know what else this guy wrote? Inkheart. With Brendan Fraser.
Even fat chicks get to have sex nowadays.
BTK, I would rather watch an Aries Spears biopic.
So… how are you doing Stoney?
I think Rabbit Hole was the name of one of the tricks at the last erotic magic show I went to
This is some crappy party.
I’m, like, really good at this whole commenting thing, aren’t I? Hyperlinks are links that are so hyper that if they were up your butt you’d know it. Apparently they aren’t in this websites butt.
The rest stop near exit 8 on the NJ Turnpike received the coveted ‘Pull It, Sir’ prize as awarded by Glory Holes Magazine.
David Lindsay-Abaire is so fat that he has two last names, so he can get two seats on an airplane
David Lindsay-Abaire is so fat that his favorite dish is Rabbit, Whole.
I’m good, Jack. How’s Ohio?
David Lindsay-Abaire is so fat that he’s never won a Fullitzer Prize.
Meh. Ohio is different. I’m still getting used to it.
Its deader than Heath Ledger here today, what gives?
Everyone’s trick or treating.
I had no idea that Dawson wrote Zodiac. No wonder it was so drawn out.
Oh fuck it. Kill me now. I got nothing today. And now it’s all over my keyboard.
I’m writing a novel about a bear who mauls a person of each astrological sign.
It’s called Kodiak.
NEW UP.
I always see bare tits when I see a play. However, it does involve me running up on stage with a pair of scissors.
He puts the “pull it” in Pulitzer.