10.06.08 MARKY MARK AND THE DONKEY BUNCH

I only watched the intro to this week’s SNL and then freezed the frame when Anne Hathaway came out to host for furious masturbation reasons that I won’t get into, but two weeks ago Kenan Thompson was in every fucking sketch. I’m pretty sure if I was hired to turn SNL around, that wouldn’t be my gameplan.

Make with the Hathaway see through top pics, yIntagh!

If the opening skit is supposed to be displaying, it isn’t on my computer. Still better than thinking about Beverly Hills Chalupa being #1 at the box office.

Genetic Cesspool?

If SNL didn’t make any assplay jokes with Anne hosting, they are Dead2Me. Talk about fish in a barrel. Those jokes could almost write themselves, right after they get done twisting on off thinking about Anne getting butt-fucked.

Fuck spelling on a Monday.

So what is up with that nothing punch that felled Kimbo Slice? The fucking Cubs fought harder than he did! (just kidding!)

I told you Kimbo would lose. I just thought it’d be against Ken Shamrock.

I’m still not seeing the Donkey Bunch video. Also, can someone here tell me what happened to Shamcock? I still haven’t heard why he’s a gaping hole.

He got cut above the eye in training, so they had to go to plan B.

Looks like they should’ve aimed for plan C.

I didn’t get to see it. Hockey game, then d.u.i., then detox :-( . Did Gina Carano win?

The Mighty Feklahr is a little disappointed that you aren’t railing Him like a Rrform School boy with a virgin asshole about the Cubs.

Gina Carano’s fight was pretty damn good. She owned the he/she that she fought the whole time, and busted her face open twice. Then when it was over, Gina looked prettier than she does before she fights. It’s unbelievable. I might seriously love her.

Fek, it was odd. As I watched the sweep with a Cubs lady friend, I actually started feeling so bad about reveling in it. So no railing here.

(To everyone else, how FUCKING AWESOME was it to watch the Cubs get swept?????)

I love Carano too Burnsy. We may have to Indian Wrestle to see who loves her the most.

Sorry Fek. It just wasn’t your year. Again.

That Donkey is hot. Oh, and I wish I could see the video.

The Hawkeyes lost, too!

I can see them both in Safari. Fucking NBC and their shitty embed code. Anyway, I switched them for Hulu, hopefully these work better.

BTK, I hope that story about the Nebraska guy spitting on Chase is true. That would be so awesome!

Holy crap that’s hilarious.

Got both videos now, Lince, thanks. Say hi to your mother for me.

New Up!

FEEL IT! FEEL IT!

That Marky Mark bit was about as unfunny as possible. If you like people nailing impressions but not at all being funny, you’d go ape shit for Frank Caliendo.