So Sarah Palin was on SNL last night (video after the jump), and instead of putting her in a sketch opposite Tina Fey (which might have been, you know, painfully awkward) they just had her sit there and dance around and raise the roof and do stuff white people think black people do while Amy Poehler did a rap about her. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I’d rather watch my grandmothers go ass to ass than watch that again.
Jesus people, did you learn nothing from “MC Rove”? If you’re a Caucasian public figure, and you’re ever tempted to break dance or rap or c-walk or ghost ride the whip or superman that ho in an attempt to ingratiate yourself to the nation’s youth, please, just kill yourself.
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So this is what it takes to get a weekend post out of the Uproxx crew?
I don’t know about you Vince, but I would pay top dollar to see Stephen Hawking C-walk.
I don’t know about you Vince, but I would pay top dollar to see your grandmothers go ass to ass.
What? I like Mature porn.
Tina Fey can do a good Sarah Palin, but she can’t hold a candle to La Pequeña Sarah Palin.
You know which SNL cast member could do a spot on John McCain impersonation?
A dug up Phil Hartman.
Kenan Thompson can play one of McCain’s liver spots.
Nobody better mention ghost ridin’ the whip to George W. in the last post. He’s got his E-40 stunnas on.
She’s still hotter than Biden.
I like to ghost ride the clit. At least, I think that’s what I’m doing. That shit’s hard to find.
HA! Vince, the clit is a myth, much like Bigfoot, the G spot, and the Loch Ness Monster. I saw Adam and Jamie disprove it.
All the bitches Ghost Ride my dick.
As in they’re nowhere in sight when they make me cum.
Amy’s cracker-ass can flow pretty good.
KEETS REESE!!!
Eskimos, moose and oil drilling. I get it, it’s cause she’s from ALASKA. And then, they put it all in a RAP. ‘Cause it’s ironic… ’cause ALASKA isn’t gangsta at all.
These SNL writers are genius.
Seeing middle-aged whitey’s raise the roof makes me envy the blind.
In soviet russia, roof raises YOU. Course she’da known that if she wasn’t blind.
It’s ok, dub.
I’m black, it’s allowed!
Boy, I sure am glad that they didn’t end up with anything painfully awkward. *makes dismissive wanking motion*
In that screencap with the moose, Palin’s adam’s apple is showing. Perhaps this explains her special needs child. With an adam’s apple that big, she must not be able to give head worth a shit and no matter how drunk she gets, she won’t give up the butt-hole. Fuckin’ prude.
Palin wasn’t raising the roof. She saw Kenan Thompson and assumed he had a gun.
Please, Palin sees something as big as Kenan and she’s going to try to kill it for the pelt.
New Up!
How exactly do you Supaman dat ho?
The Mighty Feklahr doesn’t really understand Bullwinkle getting shot, but was glad it was included.
Kurg – via Urban Dictionary:
1. superman that ho
when you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape
Sorry you asked? You’re welcome!
Let’s hope this isn’t a monthly thing.
Sarah Palin is hotter than Tina Spayed.
I think Satah Palin should have ad-libbed to Baldwin…..”Didn’t you move to Europe four years ago?”
Look at her stupid face.
Good god. It looks likes someone farted in her face.