In a recent interview (video after the jump), MTV asked Sam Jackson his favorite memory of working with Bernie Mac on Soul Men.
“The funniest day for me was a day when I didn’t even work. I actually went over there to see [noted pornstar] Vanessa del Rio,” Jackson said of a brief scene in the film where Mac’s character has casual sex with his neighbor, played in a cameo by Del Rio.
“And I looked over and saw Bernie and I was like ‘How’s it going man?’ and he was panting, ‘She’s killing me man. She’s bouncin up and down on me… She’s killing me!
And I’m like, “Dude, this is like the fantasy of every kid that grew up in the ‘60s! In a bedroom with Vanessa del Rio? Titties bouncing in your face? It’s Vanessa del Rio!”
So there you have it folks, Vanessa Del Rio’s titties killed Bernie Mac. I’ve also heard Madonna’s breast milk turns you into one of those wolf kids.
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I heard Sarah Palin’s Brest milk will turn you into a eskimo
*breast, Thanks Jack ;)
Meh, The Mighty Feklahr can think of worse ways to go…namely being fucked up the ass to death by Ron Jeremy, or drowning on a Peter North load.
The only thing that we know for sure about Sarah Palin’s breast milk is that it does not, in fact, cure Downs.
If I’m gonna die for a word, then my word is “poontang”.
*Googles Vanessa Del Rio, throws up violently*
I love Vanessa Del Rio! seeing her spread in the 1984 issue of Penthouse was the first time i actually shot my man gravy across the ottoman. i used to lay the magazine on it and pretend i was doing these bitches from behind, you know?
The Mighty Feklahr recently read this article about a “Boys Reformatory” where unspeakable abuses took place…He couldn’t even make it past the bed in the guard room that had the pillow covered in snot and blood…He was just laughing too hard and masturbating too furiously!
Dude, Kurg, I got that issue!!!
Madonna’s breast milk has no negative affects in its powdered form, but if you reconstitute it with a litte bit of water, watch out.
It also has no negative effects, but fuck you.
Vanessa Del Rio’s titties killed Bernie Mac in hopes that they would get a capital sentence. You’d wish for death too if you had to spend your entire life dangling just beneath that face.
soultaker, your slip is showing
*double finger guns, and crotch bulge, at Eib*
*taps crotch*
Is this thing on?
Vannessa del Rio’s strain of the herp isn’t just resistant to drugs, it’s also resistant to cold, flame, bullets, stains, and reason.
“I AM SICK AND MOTHERFUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING PORNSTARS AND THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TITTIES KILLING ALL OUR MOTHERFUCKING COMEDIANS! Could you please pass me the chamomile tea?”
Bernie Mac died because of that extra-marital sex.
His parents should have stepped in and forced them to get married. It could have saved his life.
OMFG, we have been out-paedoed by a fundy!
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Maverick, you are a hoot!
How are they going to make a movie called Soul Men and actually use black actors? Doesn’t that sort of take the fun out of it?
What do they call Tripple D’s in France?
new up, more durst
Vanessa del Rio looks like a tranny now. I’m pretty sure the word they bleeped out was balls.
“In a bedroom with Vanessa del Rio? BALLS bouncing in your face? It’s Vanessa del Rio!”
A giant tranny jumping on a person would kill anyone.