R.I.P., DIRECTOR OF DEEP THROAT
10.28.08A great man is gone. John Damiano, the director of Deep Throat, the most mainstream porno of all time, died today in a Miami hospital after suffering a stroke last month. He was 80.
Titanic, the number one box office movie in history, has a return on its budget of around 10 to 1. Deep Throat, on the other hand, boasts a return somewhere along the lines of 25,000 to 1. And that’s a guess – because the film came from Mafia money, nobody was exactly reporting profits to the IRS. At any rate it’s the single most financially successful film in the history of the medium. [CHUD]
Deep Throat was re-released three years ago to coincide with the release of the documentary Inside Deep Throat. Just how big a deal was the original?
The film quickly became a phenomenon. It was unprecedented. The FBI later estimated that Deep Throat had probably grossed at least $600 million. It was distributed by the Mob. They leaned on the theater owners, burning down a few cinemas here and there whenever somebody refused to give them their cut (50%). Not surprisingly, the gangsters kept a tight rein on the prints.
Then Frank Sinatra got ahold of a print somehow (cough, cough) and screened it in his home for party guests. Vice President Spiro T. Agnew saw it at one of Frank’s parties. Sammy Davis, Jr. too. In fact, Sammy got so turned on that later he and his wife got together for a four-way with Linda and her husband.
Other celebrities were also taking in the film, including Warren Beatty, Jackie Onassis, Truman Capote, and Jack Nicholson.
According to the manager of the New Mature World Theater, Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon was particularly enthusiastic. “He came with six guys and a case of Budweiser and stood out front afterward, chatting about the movie to passersby for half an hour.” [Rotten Library]
Many credit Deep Throat for taking porn mainstream. Is that a good thing? The short answer is: yes. So thanks, John Damiano. May you meet Linda Lovelace in heaven, and may she not claim you forced her to make porn this time.
In related news, Director of Deep Throat was also the rank I held in the Boy Scouts organization. What, poor taste?


*chokes back a tear…surprisingly easily…*
It’s kind of poetic. The guy who gave so many of us a reason to stroke, just died of one.
I predict no one at his funeral will choke up.
I suppose it could be more ironic. He could’ve choked to death. On a giant cock.
“He came with six guys and a case of Budweiser…” Really nobody’s going to touch this? nothing?
I haven’t seen this in a while. All this talk – dammit, I guess I know what I’m doing tonight. Burning down theaters and collecting protection money.
“Hello and welcome to Moviefone if you know the name of the movie you’d like to se-”
*beep*
“High School Musical is playing at 7:00, 7:15, 7:18, 7:21…”
*Click*
Tipping my 40 to my homey…
Without you, sir, i wouldn’t have worked those 2 years making $8 an hour cash under the table jizzmopping. i needed that cash after prison and it really helped a lot. i salute you.
Meh, call me when the guy that gets to direct, produce, act, and edit those films where the babysitters keep fucking something up and he cornholes ‘em instead of narcing on them.
Shit on a shingle.
Call me when that guy dies. Fuckitty fuck fuck…
Well hell, every time a rap artist (and I use artist loosely) dies, six new albums come out. Maybe we will see a few sequels that never got released, or a the very least a directors cut… with babysitters…..
Would playing Billy Squier at the funeral be in bad taste?
*looks Soup’s way with raised eyebrow*
If anyone gets that, it’ll be you, Stone.
Off topic, but made Him ROFLKOTAL a little:
punditkitchen.com/2008/10/28/political-pictures-spencer-pratt-heidi-montag-trailer/
I’m willing to bet that at least one chick seriously misunderstands the term “funeral service.”
You couldn’t wait until Kirk Douglas to kick it, could you?
I skimmed the title and assumed Barbara Walters had taken a dirt nap.
Stoney-not bad!
A gang eulogy does sound kind of erotic.
I hear that rival gangs are forcing theaters to play High School Musical 3. Currently, The Sharks are ahead by 21 screens, but the Jets have just choreographed a new number that should put them over the top by Saturday.
“Cock-Gaggers 4 – In Memoriam”
Peter North will be flying at half staff this week.
I’m spent. I need a few minutes. Thanks.
New post, hair gel-ers.
When asked how they felt about the director’s death, porn star Taylor Rain replied, “Whmmf?”.
I prefer a deep throat….lets just say…I don’t tip.
The mob just doesn’t make good porn any more.
Why can’t more films teach young women that the only way to have an orgasm is to have a cock rammed down their throat?