Joe Son, a former UFC fighter back in the days when UFC didn’t have all sorts of gay rules about not punching other guys in the nuts, who also played Random Task in Austin Powers, has been arrested for rape. And not just your run-of-the-mill, feel-her-up-when-she’s-passed-out kinda rape, either. He’s currently awaiting trial on $1 million bail.
Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son’s DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.
Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. Son faces a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted. [
Son, along with a second suspect [Mike Myers, clearly. -Ed.], is accused of dragging the victim into the back of a car, pistol whipping her, threatening her life at gun point while he counted the bullets in his gun, and raping, sodomizing, and forcing her to orally copulate him repeatedly, according to a release from the Orange County District Attorney’s Office. Son is also accused of sexually penetrating the victim with his firearm before she was released naked with her pants tied around her eyes. [Sherdog]
Oh behave. In his defense, the victim was wearing a really slutty outfit that night.
[via CagePotato. Also: must-see highlight video after the jump.]
JOE SON: What would Jesus do!
JOE SON: Rape people with a gun?
JOE SON: **shrug**