Joe Son, a former UFC fighter back in the days when UFC didn’t have all sorts of gay rules about not punching other guys in the nuts, who also played Random Task in Austin Powers, has been arrested for rape. And not just your run-of-the-mill, feel-her-up-when-she’s-passed-out kinda rape, either. He’s currently awaiting trial on $1 million bail.
Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son’s DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.
Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. Son faces a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted. [
Son, along with a second suspect [Mike Myers, clearly. -Ed.], is accused of dragging the victim into the back of a car, pistol whipping her, threatening her life at gun point while he counted the bullets in his gun, and raping, sodomizing, and forcing her to orally copulate him repeatedly, according to a release from the Orange County District Attorney’s Office. Son is also accused of sexually penetrating the victim with his firearm before she was released naked with her pants tied around her eyes. [Sherdog]
Oh behave. In his defense, the victim was wearing a really slutty outfit that night.
[via CagePotato. Also: must-see highlight video after the jump.]
JOE SON: What would Jesus do!
JOE SON: Rape people with a gun?
JOE SON: **shrug**




The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample
Seriously? He had to use a fork? Well, there’s your punishment.
I would love to see Sodomy in concert.
Fek is going to have a tough time commenting on this post with only one hand.
His accomplice couldn’t have been Mike Myers, the victim was female.
In his defense, he wouldn’t have used a gun if she hadn’t laughed at his eye makeup and tiger print thong.
Son, what were you thinking?
I would have pleaded self-defense.
It sounds like a list of charge against the men of FilmDrunk.
Sounds like “Thursday” around these parts…
Eibz, that was not cool! I have never tied a woman’s pants around her eyes!
I think Joe was just practicing Wu Wei Gang Fuk.
Josondo that pussy
I was raped by a firearm. Now it burns when I pee.
Gun rapes for Jesus
“sodomy in concert by force”
Wasn’t that the subtitle for Bill & Ted’s second movie?
Wait . . . do you think they meant to say “tied her panties around her eyes”?
Aww, fuck yeah I’ve done that!
Who throws a shoe?
Maybe he just raped her with finger guns. Or these guns *flexes and points to biceps*
Judging by the amount of times that dude got blasted in the nuts, the stereotype of Japs and small gear is true.
I’m not bragging but, if I even think someone’s gonna smash my balls, I cringe and piss myself.
Fuck you, I pay that hooker good money for that right. Who are you to judge?
You haven’t really been raped until you’ve been raped by an Ultimate Fighter.
**Digs through satchel looking for a decent gun-rape joke**
Nope, I got nothing.
It wasn’t actually rape, he was just practicing his half guard.
He’s a ground and pound rapist.
Joe Rogan better watch where he drops his used chewing gum.
I think I was a little premature on the beating the chinaman comment
I bet she hopes he was shooting blanks!
This brings a whole new meaning to “submission by rear mounted choke”.
Considering he lost in the first round of every fight he has ever been in I think he’ll be putting on a lot of “sodomy in concert” shows in prison.
In the police report the victim did compliment his “Gracie Style” rape technique.
Hey, guys, do you sometimes feel bad about all the crude and horrible things we joke about?
Me either.
I’m not as much a gun-rapist as I am a muzzle-flasher.
I guess we can finally conclude that repeatedly striking someone in the groin does not rehabilitate a rapist.
Jesus Christ this site is starting to smell of MSG, onions, and cooked Spaniel. Is October Asian-American History, or as I call it, Hug A Nip Month?
Was the accomplice wearing 3D glasses?
I guess if someone was going to punch my cock I’d want it to be a guy with the nickname “The Giant Killer” – or he’s the last person, whichever way it makes people on the internet think I have a giant internet penis.
A half hour after I joke about an asian gun rapist, I feel like doing it again
The victim reported feeling satisfied immediately following the rape but felt unraped about an hour later.
Damn you, madman! But you have no avi, so nobody heard you.
“What do you mean bro you!?!?!”
String the useless fucker up by his nuts while we figure out what to do with him.
We’ll meet to discuss in December.
Some people carry a giant cross for the sins of man. Others because they like to rape people.
In all fairness Joe Son was just asking for it. Look at those tight little red shorts he’s wearing.
Son is also accused of sexually penetrating the victim with his firearm
I find this hard to believe, given the general ‘no substitutions’ rule.
This is my rifle, this is my gun
This one’s for raping and this one’s for rape.
New Post ya blokes an’ cunts!
*looks for Guy Who Says New Up to punch him in the nuts*
“seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation”
Are they counting each thrust as a count cuz really it should only count if it is to completion.
Sodomy in concert by force?
I’d pay to see that.
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Kahless, He is sorry He missed this thread. Curse you, cold virus!